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The Awkward Otter @theawkwardotter.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

"Imagine, if you will, a man who is so desperate for the feeling of a woman that he invents a pocket pussy... But what happens when it gains sentience? Such an ethical dilemma is up next, on... ...The Fleshlight Zone"

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

look at this photograph. every time i do it makes me laugh.

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The Awkward Otter @theawkwardotter.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Elon Musk: *is a cunt* Mark Zuckerberg: "Hold my beer"

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The Awkward Otter @theawkwardotter.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Saw Nosferatu... Definitely sags in parts pacing wise but overall very good. Bill Skarsgard kills it as Count Orloc. Although is it me or does his version look like Mr Bobinski from Coraline?

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a cartoon character is doing a handstand on a bridge

ALT: a cartoon character is doing a handstand on a bridge

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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/01/2025

Breaking: You Forget Yourself, Viscount! theonion.com/breaking-you...

Breaking: You Forget Yourself, Viscount!
Such Behavior Insults Both The Crown And Your Name, Report Noble Sources

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WWN @waterfordwhispers.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Temu Warehouse Burns To The Ground Costing Tens Of Euros In Damage

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The Awkward Otter @theawkwardotter.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Why is Paddington in Peru a better Uncharted film then the actual Uncharted film

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The Awkward Otter @theawkwardotter.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Happy New Years followers! Hopefully I've been able to make you laugh and have a good time. Lucky to meet some great people on here, and even some people who while I don't agree with everything they say, I still have a massive amount of respect for. Y'all are legends. Roll on 2025 suckahs 😎

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I offered my 19 son a beer. He declined and went for a 🏃‍♂️ at 11:25pm. This calls for a paternity test.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Of course we had EVs when I was a kid

A group of adults, some with small children, riding in bumper cars at a funfair

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PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Million dollar idea: A nightlight that gently tazes your children if they get out of bed before 7am

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Why fall in love when you can fall into a shark tank wearing a chum suit?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/12/2024

Britain Bans Puberty Blockers For Transgender Minors theonion.com/britain-bans...

Britain Bans Puberty Blockers For Transgender Minors
“The government has no business denying people medicine. That’s the healthcare companies’ job.”
-Hugh Machis, Acquisitions Novice

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The Awkward Otter @theawkwardotter.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

CANWEPRETENDTHATAIRPLANESINTHRNOITHTSKOY

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The Awkward Otter @theawkwardotter.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

The definition of preaching to the converted lol

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The Awkward Otter @theawkwardotter.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Tbh I always thought he'd be miles better as Lobo Also, can we take a moment to acknowledge Lobo's absolutely fucking dope backstory

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The Awkward Otter @theawkwardotter.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

The Under The Cherry Moon film is a pure Prince shitpost and I love it

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The Awkward Otter @theawkwardotter.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I am constantly insulted on this platform

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The Awkward Otter @theawkwardotter.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

"Hello, I want the CBT sandwich please" "Don't you mean the BLT sandwic--" "Did I fucking stutter?"

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

ngl, kinda missing how chaotic, unhinged, dangerous and fun it was to tweet while under the influence at the other place, bsky sometimes feels like a country club with the same shitass cliques and rules, like someone about to drop a monocle in their tea cup

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

If I’d won last night’s lottery I’d have given some money to Charity. Or if she wasn’t dancing tonight I’d give it to Destiny or Cinnabuns.

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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

WIFE: The neighbours are having a big Star Wars themed party. ME: A Boba Fete. HER: You're not invited.

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The Awkward Otter @theawkwardotter.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

It's true, the Ed Edd n Eddy theme song cures erectile dysfunction

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Me: She captivated me with her thong Them: “Don’t you mean song?” Me:…no

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The Awkward Otter @theawkwardotter.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Me as I'm violently thrown into the air by an 18 wheeler

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 29/12/2024

weirdest kind of account on here lately is guy who is pretending to be woke for unclear purpose. like man there are wonders to engage with in the world. there are pretty good videogames out there too

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

When someone asks me a question I don't want to answer, I shout "internal server error!", slap them and then run away

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