@samreich.bsky.social Just to say, I would watch the heck out of an interior design show with Chloe Badner.
Ian
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![[Scene is a TV news DEBATE FORMAT like Newsnight or Laura K.
In the studio, NIGEL FARAGE is a guest on one side, and the GOVERNOR OF THE BANK OF ENGLAND is the other guest.]
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FARAGE:
It's simply outrageous!
2
FARAGE:
Replacing Sir Winston Churchill on the £5 note with a badger is woke madness.
3
BANK OF ENGLAND GOVERNOR:
Mr Farage, I can assure you that I and my colleagues at the Bank of England have listened to your concerns,
4
GOVERNOR:
And we have gone to great length to ensure
that the badger is, in fact...
5
GOVERNOR:
...Anti-woke.
[The £5 note appears on the screen behind him. It shows a badger, with a black military cap on its head - looking suspiciously like a Nazi SS officer's cap.]
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[Beat of Nigel Farage reacting silently to the image on screen]
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FARAGE:
The badger is anti-woke.
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GOVERNOR:
Indeed!
[Pointing at the design on the screen]
If you look down the bottom we've included a quote from him...
9
[Close up of the quote at the bottom of the new £5 note, which reads]:
"It's not racist to be concerned about immigration, Carol"
- The Anti-Woke Badger
10
FARAGE:
The badger... said that?
GOVERNOR:
It's a comment he posted on Facebook.
11
FARAGE:
Well he's quite right! It's not -
12
[Farage pauses again, distracted by the image on the screen]
13
FARAGE:
What's with the hat?
GOVERNOR:
He's into history.
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiah46tsuwbhlr3div2yloy2b7csk5fxa3mxqk3ayxvoil2xhpxxdu)
