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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A truly heinous man has doxxed the Cornell victim on X and the comments are predictably vile. Based on countless interviews I’ve done with survivors, the trauma they are subjected to for coming forward is oftentimes even worse than the initial trauma they experienced. There is no real justice system
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Consent training isn’t going to stop a gang rape.
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Sèafra @woodward.ca · 30/09/2026
Well I'll never set foot in there again if they do.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 30/09/2026
This is now a sycophancy test. Joking about it I’ll accept, barely, but anyone who even remotely indulges this is a coward
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APTN News @aptnnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Manitoba RCMP have issued a silver alert for Barbara Mack. The 75-year-old woman is from Alonsa, Manitoba and was last seen getting into a vehicle around six in the morning on September 28, but left without telling anybody where she was going.
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Silver alert issued in Manitoba for 75-year-old woman - APTN News
Manitoba RCMP have issued a silver alert for Barbara Mack. The 75-year-old woman is from...
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Wait, what? @the.cromulence.xyz · 28/09/2026
Unreasonable amounts of swag in these pictures
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Erika Ishii's inclusion is not a "controversial announcement". This is elevating weird gamergaters' boring whining as deserving of attention. There's no "sides" to this, there's no "issue": It's a talented performer who's done nothing wrong being hated for who they are.
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 21/09/2026
getting tired of writing the same thing about this asshole
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Jeremy Appel 🍉 @readtheorchard.org · 21/09/2026
It is not — and I cannot stress this enough — my job to cheerlead the prime minister. If that loses me subscribers, then so be it.
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Frame #68800 from S02 -E01 - Girls Festival-627704
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Nick Field @nickfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The State AGs were on pace to kill the Paramount/Warner Bros by litigation and delay until Gavin Newsom stepped in and turned the tide. Now the Trump loyalist Ellisons will control CNN and HBO. Don't ever, ever forget that Newsom stabbed us in the back www.wsj.com/business/med...
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Exclusive | Newsom Expresses Concerns About State Antitrust Suit Against Paramount
The California governor has told people involved in the suit that blocking the $81 billion deal could harm Hollywood jobs.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 19/09/2026
I wonder if carney stans are actually paying attention to -anything- he is fucking doing other than his fancy speeches. He's a fucking disaster for everything that makes this country a good place to live.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Quiznos is partnering with Blackwater to crush insurgencies in their supply chain.
A notification reads "Chipotle is partnering with Palantir to track food safety risks at its stores"
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram:
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Wait, what? @the.cromulence.xyz · 16/09/2026
man scalpers can eat a dick, i want a uniball zento signature but it's been out of stock since it came out over a year ago and resellers have it like 100 bucks over what it actually costs. I could get it at msrp through amazon japan, but then shipping is the same as the cost of the pen. fuckin sucks
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"
Screencap from the interview linked in the quoted post

Marlow Stern (the interviewer):  You have one of the most renowned replies in Twitter history. Elon Musk tweeted out, “Take the red pill,” then Ivanka Trump enthusiastically wrote, “Taken!” to him, and then you replied, “Fuck both of you.” I’m curious how you feel about the co-opting of “The Matrix” by those on the right who don’t really seem to understand its messaging.

Lilly Wachowski: I mean, I can’t sit in a room and explain the movie to every single person who watches it. Even if I did sit in a room with Elon Musk and Ivanka Trump — yikes — it doesn’t matter. They’re not misunderstanding the film; they’re co-opting a message. And that’s what fascists do: They co-opt the messages of progressives and use it to their benefit to confuse and obfuscate what is going on and the intention of their ideology. They do it with everything. They do it with Martin Luther King Jr. Look at how they’ve changed the idea of what antisemitism is.
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
OpenAI is so desperate for any kind of revenue stream that they're starting fires in hopes of getting hired as firefighters, because shocker, all they do is lose massive amounts of money. fortune.com/2026/06/16/o...
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OpenAI’s financials have leaked, showing $21 billion in losses against $13 billion in revenue | Fortune
Everything you need to know before you reach the office this morning.
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Wait, what? @the.cromulence.xyz · 11/09/2026
I mean if there happens to be a truck driving around with a ramp on the back and the bus has a Speed situation going on, bam.
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Wait, what? @the.cromulence.xyz · 11/09/2026
I think I know which one that is, and if I'm right it's there every day and I saw a tomato thrown on it a few weeks ago
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Wait, what? @the.cromulence.xyz · 10/09/2026
ngl that's not an argument against ebikes at all, more an argument about just not being outdoors entirely. You can get run over by a bus regardless of if you're on an ebike or not. Hell if a bus gets air you can get run over by a bus in a car too. New flyer right to the dome through the side window.
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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wake up, babe We are making things better ✨️
Illustration from "The Lorax" featuring a creature standing on a green hill next to a guillotine. The text reads, "UNLESS someone like you brings out the chippity chop, nothing is going to get better. It's not." The lower left corner has a watermark that says, "SUBVERSIVE BUT FUNNY".
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I can tell you with confidence that Jimmy Beast did, in fact, write some of this book with his own hands (derogatory)
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Bob McName @bobmcname.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
YALL I GOT THE DETAILS AND OH BOY
MR BEAST
THE MOST DANGEROUS GAMES
The book.
Do note how there's so many copies they've had to double up by putting some behind Return of the Spider.ZHI. An adored Chinese gymnast, Lin Zhi will be forced to compete against her brother, Lin Jian (PLAYER #21), a platform diver who has no problem competing against anyone. This puts the two of them in the same discipline for the first time in their lives.

THE HOST. This mysterious disembodied character strikes fear into the heart of every player. His words alone have the power to change the player's lives and fortunes. Perhaps the most puzzling thing about him is his real agenda.

JIMMY. This is James Donaldson, AKA Mr Beast. A world-famous content creator known for his games and challenges. Jimmy has been asked by the content's organizers to help make the game as demanding as possible. He was approached by the organizers and believes in the mission behind these games. He believes the right person can help change everything for the better if given the right resources. Sharp, fair minded, and deeply loyal, he isn't afraid to stand up for the players when he suspects something is terribly wrong.3. THIS IS DANGEROUS. There will be rules. There will be medical support. There will be ways to step out if you have to. But—you can get hurt. YOU CAN DIE. That is not hype. That is the truth.78
Jimmy Donaldson is in London.
Normally he wouldn't, but right now, he hates that sentence. Because it means he's far away from the people he's grown to care about. And he's getting closer to the people he's trying to take down.
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Joestur 7\ @neverbegamejoever.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
why are biologists like this
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Wait, what? @the.cromulence.xyz · 03/09/2026
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Swara A.S. ☀️🍉🌊🧿 @spiderswarz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Pointing out the crucial connections between what is happening in Gaza and what is happening in Hollywood is the exact opposite of antisemitism. It is, for us, the very essence of Jewish ethical duty." 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 variety.com/2026/film/gl...
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Mark Ruffalo Defended by Hannah Einbinder, Joel Coen and More Than 170 Jewish Figures After Paramount Accuses Him of Using ‘Antisemitic Tropes’ — Read the Open Letter (EXCLUSIVE)
Joel Coen and Todd Haynes are among more than 170 Jewish figures who have signed a letter in support of Mark Ruffalo amid antisemitism claims.
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Wait, what? @the.cromulence.xyz · 29/08/2026
some guys go to a casino and win a few bucks, but leave safely after a minor earthquake causes an orderly evacuation.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 29/08/2026
i don't know who needs to hear this but go fuck yourself
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 25/08/2026
you know how fucking powerful you have to be to have been the one thing in life Siskel and Ebert didn't fight over?
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Wait, what? @the.cromulence.xyz · 26/08/2026
that is like, the exact opposite of the order I'd want it brought out
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton on trans rights. God I loved her.
When looking at the issue of anti-trans legislation, Parton said that “I try to get into the human element of it.” Pointing out that she has people in her life who identify as queer and trans, the 77-year-old star said it was important to hear what they’re saying.

“I know and love them all, and I do not judge. And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are,” she said. “I know how important this is to them. That’s who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there’s something to be judged, that is God’s business. But we are all God’s children and how we are is who we are.”
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elcanaco.bsky.social @elcanaco.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Jason Kenney is largely responsible for creating the mess in Alberta. He just wants to create a new image of himself as a federalist so that he can replace Poilievre as federal Conservative leader. History books won't be kind to Notley for helping him. #cdnpoli #abpoli #ableg #yyc #yeg
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's amazing just how many stories are coming across my feed about how great Dolly was. Just, god what a loss.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Eric Wickham @ericwickham.ca · 24/08/2026
Sad to think the most iconic, beloved, historic sign to ever exist at the intersection of bathurst and bloor will soon be gone forever
Fancy induced burger joint for lease. Honest Ed's was across the street. It's gone too
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Wait, what? @the.cromulence.xyz · 17/08/2026
at least 75% of the time when you send a steak back for being cooked wrong, it was actually cooked exactly how you asked for it. You just don't know what the way you want it cooked means. Or you checked it wrong.
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Wait, what? @the.cromulence.xyz · 17/08/2026
and not just in an "oh wrong turn my bad" way, in a we're several blocks the wrong way, I've been saying where to turn around the whole time, and when they finally realise they're going the wrong way suddenly it's the app that I saw trying to tell them the right way the whole time's fault
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Wait, what? @the.cromulence.xyz · 17/08/2026
The wild thing is all the delivery apps use either google maps or OSM or maybe apple maps, and I haven't used apple maps but the other two handle river crossings in this city just fine tbh. Having said that I have seen uber drivers completely ignore the GPS and take me in the opposite direction, so
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Wait, what? @the.cromulence.xyz · 17/08/2026
i get it in some of the more st albertian residential areas but like, the core/majority of the city is the griddiest grid that ever gridded, I don't get how some drivers get so fucked off by it.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
@Ukiiyo__

koala: i want to eat leaf

euaclyptus leaf: no dont eat me im worthless

koala: no i want leaf!

eucalyptus leaf: i'll poison u

koala: i will specifically evolve to eat leaf

eucalyptus leaf: i literally have no nutritional value

koala: l e f a
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Idk lol "I shot Mr. Thompson in Manhattan and he died. I knew what I was doing was illegal. Unlike my previous interactions with insurers, I received an immediate response within an hour." is pretty fuckin legendary
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Luigi Mangione pleads guilty to federal charges in the killing of UnitedHealthcare’s CEO
Mangione was charged with two federal stalking counts and faces a maximum penalty of life in prison in the 2024 killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
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Wait, what? @the.cromulence.xyz · 16/08/2026
because im a big dumbass i watch random dramaslop youtube channels occasionally, but if i ever see anyone out in public wearing random dramaslop youtube channel merch i will punch that person in the face cuz that is cringe as shit oh my god
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Natalie Gray @natgrayy.es · 12/08/2026
I wonder if they're going for the black mould and intolerance aesthetic here too
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Wait, what? @the.cromulence.xyz · 12/08/2026
What the shit
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
ADHD is a pro-bazoonga movement, to be clear
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