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Archer's little brother

@archera.bsky.social
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I always introduce myself to people by letting them know I'm weird, funny and I love swearing. After a few minutes, they realise why I introduced myself that way.

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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Alex Kidd in miracle world (Sega Master System) was the first game I had where I realised a controller in my hands felt natural and started my lifelong gaming journey
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm definitely 20% Pix, 20% Sophie, 20% Wilder and 80% Bums. I did the maths using my Bums brain so I know it all checks out.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@thedailytism.com I can't seem to find any It's a Superpower?? episodes after the first 8. Please, just one more. Honestly, IAS is the gem of 2026. I suppose my hyper fixation is answering more questions I didn't previously give much thought to. I can stop any time I want.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dived back into my Sci-fi comfort game No Man's Sky last night. Tempted to ask for a refund because there's just too much content now @sararoseg.bsky.social must work with Hello games or something
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Remember a year or two before the pandemic when Kanye West crashed the stage when Taylor Swift was getting her award at the VMAs? Yeah? WELL ACTUALLY NO YOU DON’T COZ THAT SHIT HAPPENED 17 YEARS AGO AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@thedailytism.com good luck on the finale, I have already listened in advance and I'm heartbroken it's done for now. Fantastic ending for the first season although it was insane you killed off all the main characters in the last minute.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of the guys at work wanted to do a poetry competition and the MD gave him a little money for a prize. Everyone immediately started shitting on the idea. Anyway, I'm debating whether to do a chilled thing or deep/serious but I can absolutely not do poetry.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today, I feel this in my soul. In a month, I'll have no memory of why this made me laugh so much. Oh, fleeting Right Move horrors
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
First time I've seen this used that's made me laugh out loud
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I could never run faster than when illuminated by the eerie glow of the street lights, crisp autumn air filling my nose and being chased by a vampire that was always just one step behind me.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Please, my country. It's very sick.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Uncanny
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Hi Nige, did you see the... yeah? I know! And the... yeah. Listen, I know I said i was ok with it but after seeing it on the video I just want to say: We all had 4 oysters and you had 6 but we split the bill evenly. No, I know, yeah. It's just a bit like, coming. Ya know?"
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hello darkness, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again. That £50 I lent you a few months ago, I need it back so @thedailytism.com will show off more pets. Please, it's urgent.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@sararoseg.bsky.social hey, I just listened to episode 7 because my impatience got the best of me, and as you're the writer I just want to say, in absolutely the kindest and best way possible. Fawn you for making me tear up while I'm trying to do boring excel work. Ps. The butterfly joke was perfect
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Looney Tunes logo that reads "what a fucking day" subtitled with "derogatory"
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How does the biggest circle not say "Cunt" on it?
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Having listened through the Catastrophic Selfie album a couple of times already, I can say with confidence this is the song that will get stuck in your head for days on end.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
At last, three choices of wine!
Menu items for wine showing white, red and seafood pasta
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My belief that trans rights are human rights has always been implicit. I'm not terribly vocal about anything meaningful if I can help it because honestly I don't think anyone wants to know. But, I explicitly support people being who they were born to be... except nazi cunts.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Asked my wife about this and she said two of the things listed would be on her suggestion list. Not sure why she isn't a fan of hair salons though
Text lists couples activities which are the quintessential 'his' and 'hers' activities: "Ways to strengthen the relationship include going shopping, visiting hair salons & doing robberies together" relating to GTA 6
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Where's my fucking storm then come on
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Make your mind up, game.
Title of a wikipedia article "30 Seconds (game)""Playing time 1 hour"
Snippet from Wikipedia used out of context to make the game name seem misleading by wilfully misinterpreting the title and rules
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Spotify/BBC, please dont use the term 'Indie Bangers', please. Indie - type of music Banger - fantastic song 'Indie Bangers' - hit squarely in the scrotum
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Happy second listen day to all who celebrate (me). In constant awe at the writing and performances every episode. Laugh out loud funny (All of Wilder, Büms & Horb, Hamster salute) then heartwrenching (Norah, Sophie and Soldier). And, of course @sarahamero.bsky.social can fucking sing! 10/10 show.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Feed quickly filled with people celebrating Dolly Parton's legacy. Fucking too right! Authentic legend. Over 300 million books given to kids. Celebrate her, miss her, emulate her.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh the shark, babe. Has such teeth, dear. And AI features, you can't turn off.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Excuse me, has the burrito gone now?
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@thedailytism.com after hearing AWO doing the online autism test I decided to do one too! Result said I was Bulbasaur. I may have clicked the wrong thing.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ok, I had something in my head and figured fuck it, I'll share my poorly executed thought with yous.
Badly drawn comic of two people talking with one saying "we need to remember we're in this together, as a team!". Next panel shows the same two people looking at a very badly drawn dead body with one saying "Anyway, we killed someone". The image is digitally drawn, possibly by an animal of some sort.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ever feel like you're drifting from one day to the next, one week to the next until you realise it's almost September again and you've done nothing even remotely great this year? I kept thinking about starting to write poetry to just create things again but the idea of anyone reading it stops me.
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
One for the money Two for the show Three to get ready Four for any other problem Nine to hear these options again
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It keeps getting better every week. It's funny and deep and while getting more out there feels completely grounded at the same time. Everyone is fantastic in it
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
McDonalds will tell you that the public have a feverish desire for burgers & no other types of food, because that's all they've decided to churn out. Don't let the press tell you that the public want racism & transphobia & bullying & hate just because that's all they know how to cook any more.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hey Government Emergency Alert, are you Spiderman? Because you're a fucking menace.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@thedailytism.com while I'm immensely enjoying IAS (having listened to the first three episodes twice) I have to say how great Austistic Women Oversharing is too. Three naturally hilarious women with unreal chemistry. Sara getting irrationally pissed off at the special school chair killed me.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
#YesIDonate and have had the important conversation with family about my wishes. Take all the organs and fire my corpse from a cannon into the sea. Not sure on the legality of the cannon thing but I'm very clear about my wishes with donation.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Don't regularly include my kids on photos on social media but my mum sent me this of the eldest at sunset last night and it felt like an indie band album cover
Young girl (my daughter) stood in front of a sunset with a sullen expression. A fake band "THE LITTLE FUCKS" and album title "Sad girl in the sun" due to the image giving a sense of early 2000's indie band cover art.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Had a dream I was at some sort of party and System of a Down were performing but I couldn't remember the band's name and my 6yo kept saying the wrong name. Then she told me they sang the song for Juniper Jungle which I now realise was a real kids show in the 90s I havent thought about in years.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Little known fact: Rod Stewart loved the Stereophonics' song Handbags and Gladrags so much he decided the best way to cover the song was to time travel back to 1969 so his voice would sound younger.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This show is genuinely brilliant and you can feel the love poured into every second of it. Everyone involved should be incredibly proud of what they've created and I can't wait for what's yet to come
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Driving home from work I found myself with an incredible original thought. One that would be selfish to not share with the world. Needless to say, it's gone now.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I've given my wife the freedom to choose my end of life if she ever has to turn off life support. Either, do a NYE countdown and say "happy new death" or, my favourite, an ACME style detonator. It's important to have a plan, just in case.
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I have to accept the cookies that are shared with 800 companies for you to bring me a lazily prompted piece of AI slop that's chock full of keywords so the search engine AI will think you're the best source of information, or i have to pay to read the article? No, I'm fine, thank you.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Text which says: I remember. when I was a small boy in the 1960s, saying "Dad, what's an anachronism?" and he simply replied "Google it".
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Had to make a small change but kept the essence of Spain hoisting the world cup.
The moment Spain are lifting the world cup but with the confused old man removed and Vincent Vega put in the spot instead because fuck him
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Why does Infantino look like Dr Evil trying to apply for a loan?
Infantino walking onto the pitch with some unknown entourage after his special boys lost in the world cup final
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Graceful losers 🙏🏼
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
VAR trying to find a reason to disallow the Spain goal:
Charlie day in front of a nonsensical board with papers and red string strewn across
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We were between goals 9 and 10 at this point in last night's game #SPAARG
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