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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

invented a secret stealth drone that doesn't make any noise and i put bright red and green blinking lights on it too i hope my boss at the foreign spy agency likes my design for operation fly-above-america-especially-near-airports

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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Peruvian giant corn grown in Sheboygan county Wisconsin. Please repost

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 10/12/2024

i would never post anything stupid online, my exceedingly intelligent followers would not stand for that kind of nonsense

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William Howard Taft (Real) @the-bepis-consumer.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

*guy who named worm gears looking at a screw* yeah that's a fuckin uhhh... Worm

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Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Instead of resorting to violence, football players should use their words to find out who is best at playing football

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

if i were the NYPD i would try releasing some facts about the shooter that do not make him sound awesome

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

[suspect pretending to walk downstairs behind the couch] new york detective: it’s possible he left new york

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William Howard Taft (Real) @the-bepis-consumer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Good try but my natural defenses are too strong, the curses will simply get subsumed into my subcutaneous fat never to see the light of day again

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William Howard Taft (Real) @the-bepis-consumer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

I would simply have more than one pan with which to cook meat

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William Howard Taft (Real) @the-bepis-consumer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

For one, I don't eat raw meat. Also, when I got unstuck from the tub a genie popped out of the drain and gave me three wishes. I used one for "eternal life until I get bored", the second I used to solve the "roko's basilisk" crisis of 2003, and I'm saving the third for a rainy day.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

I heard “Have a Holly Jolly Christmas” on the radio when it used to be “Have a Holly Jolly PRONOUN”

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William Howard Taft (Real) @the-bepis-consumer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

I'm sorry to say this but I don't think you two know how to cook, that meat is straight-up raw

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William Howard Taft (Real) @the-bepis-consumer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

They didn't see a problem, they saw a way to make money. This is a crucial issue with your framing, and you need to understand this. Any value they provide to you is purely incidental, the system does not care about your well-being.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/12/2024

Nation Tires Of Deals, Bargains theonion.com/nation-tires...

Nation Tires Of Deals, Bargains

'Charge Us Full Price,' Demand Frustrated Consumers

-The Onion

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ana @totebug.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

the "notch" space on an iphone should be used for a serial port imo

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William Howard Taft (Real) @the-bepis-consumer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

The pandemic didn't start us on the path, just encouraged more brisk movement in the direction we were already headed

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William Howard Taft (Real) @the-bepis-consumer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Basically what I'm saying is don't ascribe to goodwill what was done to extract value from you.

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William Howard Taft (Real) @the-bepis-consumer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

No, they are not trying to save you the time and money it takes to commute they are trying to make money, any time/money saved by not having to commute is purely incidental. If they could take the money right out of your bank account without offering a service in return they would.

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William Howard Taft (Real) @the-bepis-consumer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

I tried to click yes because I am a real human or a bot, but it did not let me

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

how are people still getting shitcoin rugpulled? do you also fall for it when someone says it smells like updog in here?

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

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William Howard Taft (Real) @the-bepis-consumer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

You crave more mustard per mustard, but have you ever considered that the mustard craves more you per you? 🤔

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William Howard Taft (Real) @the-bepis-consumer.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

"Congration You Done It" has irrevocably altered my brain chemistry, I just say it at every opportunity and no one has called me out on my bull shit

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William Howard Taft (Real) @the-bepis-consumer.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

If that CEO guy had been as rotund as me, his natural defenses would have been high enough to survive. Ozempic was actually a psyop to make rich people more vulnerable all this time.

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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Quality of life has gotten so low people are saying it's on sight to CEOs

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björk 182 @readsettle.rs · 05/12/2024

“i hate health insurance CEOs” now replace health insurance CEOs with women. not so funny, is it?

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

It's not that I'm incurious. It's that I already know everything.

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

"You may shoot me dead in the street, but in the Arena of Principled Debate I'll remain undefeated. Ha. Enjoy your delusion."—His Last Words

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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

they're gatekeeping crack groups on x the everything app

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William Howard Taft (Real) @the-bepis-consumer.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Every couple months there's a new word game that updates daily and people will be like "here's today's slumbus!" and post a picture of a bunch of squares in various pastel colors

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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I'm happy for journalists getting more engagement or whatever but as a shitposter I'm getting way less death threats in my DM's..maybe be more sensitive when sharing your success stories...just saying this site isn't great for everyone

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/12/2024