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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi

@thatpandayouknow.bsky.social
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Queerness doula gendervoid disaster The kyriarchy is there to be spitroasted. #IDIC doer of music twitchist fuck genAI, I block advocates thereof Reject Omelas

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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 1h
Good as new, positively sparkling :) Got some cold water in it, time for a test drive
A small, simple bong consisting of a main body with an upward tube to inhale through, and a short stem coming out at a 90 degree angle from the side to put a vape pen in. It's made of clear glass with grey accents around the base and rims
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Elderly man has incontinence issues, hur hur" The ableism from people who think they're better than that because the rules of decency go out the window for everyone who trips over to insult the orange fuck is ever tiresome. He was so close to not being shitty but he kept typing and now he's a cock
Wil Wheaton: As a resident of Los Angeles with friends in San Diego, the thing about Trump implying we should be attacked is that he is in the Epstein Files and the entire GOP is covering it up. Donald Trump just wished death upon my family and friends, which means I will continue to pull no punches when reminding the world he constantly shits himself
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How I arrived on bluesky
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why do I feel like it won't be, though?
A screenshot of a youtube video thumbnail with the title FRANK SANAZI Unleashed again! The funniest show you'll watch today! By Frank Sanazi. It has 323 thousand views and was uploaded a year ago. In the thumbnail, a blurry background banner reads "Comedy unleashed" I'm afraid I can't read the other three words, they're obscured by a much sharper white font that reads Frank Sanazi. Now onto the man himself. Next to those words stands a white man wearing a tuxedo with a floppy bowtie. He has dark side parted hair, and a Hitler moustache.
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Early 2000s action movies had such a delightfully weird vibe
A shirtless dude wearing a light chain around his neck and an impressive quiff in his hair, and a tattoo across his chest that reads MISTER FUNKTASTIC, introduces himself with "Funktastic's the name"
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bought stickers
A strip of stickers of assorted happy looking dinosaurs with a glittery rainbow border to each one
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The one nice thing about is insomnia is being awake at dawn. Very chill
A view of a valley with cloud swirling round the peak of nearby mountain
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alexei Sayle on the Young Ones, dressed as Dracula in a black tux, white shirt and bowtie, white gloves, red lined cape, and slicked back widow peak hair. His mouth is wide open as he moves a fork of pot noodles toward his mouth, holding the pot in the other hand. He's captioned "Let's try some shall we? Oh doesn't that look absolutely yumcious"
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But since that's not the game, just because I'm also happy to gush about the Young Ones at any time, here's an iconic South African vampire (played by a Scouse, naturally)
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm spending too much money this month but I'm still tempted, this is adorable isn't it? It'd be nice if the cup came off to make cleaning inside easier but still, adorable
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I could have downloaded the whole intro for the sake of extending it long enough to include an extra second or two of the song which I think would hit harder but there are limits to how much more effort than it's worth I'm willing to make :p Hope it amuses you like it did me
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cuppa
A perfectly brewed coffee day in a pride stripey mug
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Logan Smith: Jurassic Park isn’t really about humans arrogantly creating dinosaurs. It's about what happens when you achieve the greatest scientific breakthrough in human history, and immediately hand it over to management consultants.
Hammond's true failure is commercialism. The dinosaurs may be unprecedented, but his response to them is depressingly familiar: monetize, automate, expand.
Before the park has even opened, there are branded cups and plates, park maps, corporate partnerships, future rides, attendance projections and an entire merchandising operation. Gennaro is already talking about what they can charge. Malcolm’s famous rant about slapping dinosaurs on a plastic lunchbox isn't metaphorical – we literally see the lunchboxes later on.
Meanwhile the actual park is unfinished.
Hammond constantly claims he "spared no expense," but he clearly did – just not the expenses that impress investors. Jurassic Park has enormous gates, custom electric vehicles, a lavish visitor center, and genetic engineering laboratories capable of resurrecting Tyrannosaurus rex. Then you get to the boring operational stuff, and suddenly Hammond has discovered lean management.The whole island is intentionally designed to run with minimal staff. Dennis Nedry points out that he has had to network eight machines and debug roughly two million lines of code for what he bid on the job. Hammond’s response to the guy maintaining software that controls the electric fences around the velociraptors is essentially, "Your financial problems are your problem."
And that is what destroys Jurassic Park: a disgruntled technical specialist with privileged access to a system that management has made absolutely indispensable because automation is cheaper than employing enough people to run the goddamn dinosaur island.
The brilliance of this is that Hammond's mistake isn't particularly exotic. He treats a completely unprecedented system as though the usual rules of corporate efficiency still apply. He creates living dinosaurs and then immediately starts asking how few employees he can use to operate them.
What makes Jurassic Park feel truly prophetic is watching humanity achieve the impossible, and then immediately subject it to the same incentives that fuck up everything else. He spared no expense on the miracle, but nickel-and-dimed everything responsible for keeping everyone alive.
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You ever see those diagrams of the Titanic next to modern cruiseliners? It's almost comical, but horrifying,gives me existential agita. The Flying Dutchman for the new generation lol it's not just a regular ship floating in the gloam anymore, it's a 3000 person cruiseliner chasing you down for a hug
A size comparison between the Titanic and a modern cruise ship, mocked up from front-on. The Titanic is sizeable, but it's absolutely eclipsed by the modern cruiseliner behind it, which towers to nearly three times the Titanic's height and a bit over twice its width. The angle of the photo makes it look like the Titanic is being chased down
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My mother sent me my first AI food picture suggesting a local all day breakfast place. It's a good deal, but if they need AI to show me what an all day breakfast looks like, all that tells me is the real meal looks like shit and isn't worth photographing :P Also wtf does Doc Brown gotta do with it?
An extremely AI made food poster that for some reason links Doc Brown from Back to the Future to this pub selling an all day breakfast. The food looks very AI and weird
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ok folks, which do you prefer? Thinking of getting one for my brother, who visits for a smoke often but never remembers to bring papers with him :P I personally like a long pipe and the wibbly churchwarden is right up my street, if I still smoked. The vertical one has a smaller footprint
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Racism is so fucking stupid. I wish every racist could wake up in the Twilight Zone, where there are no nonwhites at all, only an epic gap where they used to work and live, and they get to see how shit life is without diversity
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Once upon a time in 1995 when money still made sense, this cost £9.95. Goddamn. That'll get you like, two chicken dips and chips at best now.
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I can't draw for shit and how d'ya like that? :3 just draw the thing!
A pencil sketch of my left hand in a relaxed position, fingers naturally bent. A speech bubble above reads QUACK in fluffy lettersAn extremely square car, with square wheels, driven by a square man with a square headA young Japanese dude, maybe 20 years old, wearing a school uniform, stands in front of an explosion, legs wide, holding up a sketch pad, declaring proudly "I just drew something awesome!"
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
uuuggghhh I've got nothing to plaaaaayyyyy
A screenshot of my computer desktop, showing over 40 shortcuts to the many, many, many games I have installed
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
👀 I have found the ultimate snood and I didn't know I was looking for it
A snood scarf photo taken from ebay. It's positioned as though being worn but the wearer has been removed and replaced with a plain white background. The snood itself is in glorious rainbow colours in loose stripes, with dots and stars strewn about so the whole thing looks like a beautiful queer galaxy or something, I want it badly
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hey, I found a cool lamp (at Dunelm)
An extremely cool tabletop lamp in the shape of a t rex's skull. Their mouth is open, exposing a warm orange lightbulb
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And then you get a tattoo like this which... suggests somewhat less thought. crucio is one of the forbidden spells, used to torture people, why the fuck would you want it written on you? Do these people lack the reading comprehension to spot the magic nazi schtick? And I go back to laughing at them.
A bad photo of a bad tattoo. The forearm is pointing diagonally up and left so the word "CRUCIO" is upside down and tilted. But yeah they have Crucio written on them for some reason. Weird.
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Graphic design is my passion
A black t shirt on a hanger. The front is tied in a knot for some reason, but that's not the point.
The text reads "Once in a while, someone amazing come along, and here I am." Yes, it says come along, not comes along. Also the word amazing is vertical along the right hand side so you have to tilt your head left to read it. The words I AM are spaced far apart and twice the size as the rest of the words. It's a fucking weird design
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I know it's a provocative thing to say so I've tried to visualise what I see. Forgive the crudity, it's only a quickie in MS Paint. You don't have to agree with me, I just want to show that I'm basing what I said on something observable and not just hating on the British empire for fun
An edited version of the Union Flag where the red cross from the foreground is erased so show how the diagonal red lines align in a way not dissimilar to the swastika
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ugh, she looks so good
Dolly Parton walks down the stairs in The Best little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) wearing a stunning figure hugging red dress with poofy ruffly shoulders that continue down the back
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Editing is fun
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Quick statement I'm making at the start of this video. The internet is full of shit enough, I won't add to its unreality. I'm sick of AI coming at me no matter what I do in this fucking world now. I'd rather talk to myself and an empty chat than accept a single fake anything. Fuck you and your lies.
I've edited it out but someone came into chat offering AI chatters and viewers. I want to make it as clear as I can, anyone promoting bullshit AI in my chat or anywhere on my channel will be blocked immediately.
Generative AI steals from artists and the cost to the environment is planet fucking. Keep that shit to yourself and fuck you for using it either way, I don't want you here.
Now, onto a nice calm stream :3
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Two flashlights lay on the floor pointing at a door. To the left is a very long flashlight, looks like one of those self defense ones. Looks about 18 inches long. The beam it puts out is an yellowy orange and quite dim, only a small circle of light. It's labelled "Das Kapital by Karl Marx."

Next to it lies what looks like a laser poiner, a flashlight very very small. The circle of light it puts out is intense and wide. It's labelled "9 to 5 by Dolly Parton"
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well that's fun
A bluesky license mockup that rates the user in a variety of stats such as usage streak and engagement. I've scored 5 stars for generosity (how many likes I've given) streak (how many consecutive days used) engagement (I guess how many likes people give me) and veteran (how long I've been on the site) 3 for web of trust (mutuals), and 4 for velocity (posts per day)
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The colours in The Cabinet of Dr Caligari are striking and make me nostalgic for the ZX Spectrum, which I remember would often have differently coloured screens like that in lieu of more impressive visuals. The sets are incredible. Also, The 11th Doctor is in it :P
A still from The Cabinet of Dr Caligari (1920) a yellow tinted frame of a young man in a suit reading from a hardback book. He's cleanshaven and has curtained hair and looks a good deal like Matt Smith off Doctor Whom
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Checking out a new twitch channel (LeftistGamerMemes) they're currently away from keybaord but this is their waiting screen. Think I'll hit follow and come back to this one, they seem based af, or whatever the cool kids say now
An image in the style of a Pokemon game. A silhouette of a pokemon I don't know (I don't follow pokemon sorry) flies in a blue sky above a cloud layer, leaving a cute trail of stars. The Pokemon logo appears up top. Underneath in yellow font is "ACAB VERSION"
Below the pokemon in a dark coloured font reads "Don't let capital privatize you"
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I hadn't visited for about five years before yesterday but now wireclub decides to get thirsty on me
We miss you! Hi Dani We noticed that you haven't visited us for over 1 day. Your friends on wireclub miss you! We hope to see you soon! The wireclub team
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Like how my brother recently presented me with something he found of mine from school. I wasn't expecting what he presented me with. I remembered when I saw it. "Design a suit." I was... maybe 9yo. People think kids are only queer when they talk about it but queerness comes well before vocabulary
The outline of a suit, aggressively coloured in with rainbow stripes on the trousers and a more freeform patchwork pattern, also in all colours, on the top half. And a plain black belt, because you need a little restraint to anchor the outlandish elements of your outfit to to keep it balanced ^_^
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Rar
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
In real life, the people on the left are called terrorists, and the people on the right are called daddy
Star Trek: DS9. A closeup on Kira's face as she states "Nothing justifies genocide."Same episode of DS9. A closeup of a Cardassian's face, who's responding "What you call genocide, I call a day's work"
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gayists, in my mother's posh 70s sitcom? :o
Two women stand in front of a wall and some trees, both wearing black. The one on the left says "we have a bond of respect and trust between us, that is if we overlookt he little matter of the crush we both had on Cynthia Fitzsimmons"
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Darmok on the ocean:
Sherlock: Do you smell that, Watson? It's the scent of evil efoot, diabolical machinations of my archnemesis Moriarty, the spider in the centre of the web, his devious crimes radiate through the city like a miasma of ill tidings..."
Watson: "Sorry Sherlock, I'm nervous" *farts again more quietly*
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sleeping Dogs is fun
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
artist: Katie Abey
A happy green blob sat on a cloud with cat ears, a plant shooting from their head, and big eyes and blushed cheeks, says "I wish for you what you wish for trans people."
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Coolest photo I ever took
A close up photo of a plasma ball, with pink swirls all around and bluish tendrils of electricity emenating from a pink ball in the middle
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
When Hitler met with Chamberlain
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Learning new features in my video editing software (cw screen gets aggressively wibbly)
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