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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi

@thatpandayouknow.bsky.social
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Queerness doula gendervoid disaster The kyriarchy is there to be spitroasted. #IDIC doer of music twitchist fuck genAI, I block advocates thereof Reject Omelas

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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 6h
The time has come motherfuckers, it's Bottom Live 5: Weapons Grade Y-Fronts time. I saw them live in Cardiff for that one. I was very annoying. But I was dying the entire time from low blood sugars. Good times follow: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgKA...
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Bottom live 5
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 13h
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 16h
Well done
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 9h
"Zionism is what it does, and what it does is visible to the whole world." www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVps...
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Zionism Is OBVIOUSLY A Racist Ideology
YouTube video by Caitlin Johnstone
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 15h
Watching Halloween Heist 5 on brooklyn 99 and man, I'm still sad about Andre Braugher. Captain Holt is one of my favourite characters in ever
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Gremlin 𓅷 McCoy @gremlinmccoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For anyone wondering how so many rape apologists could feel so emboldened on this platform, here's the Bluesky Head of Trust and Safety.
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 16h
Feeling cute, might scream at the moon til I pass out
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 16h
Heehee, they refunded me so I could grab the complete version. I didn't wanna pay the extra for the DLC but the game is hella fun and getting the complete version saves like £30. If I only play each song once it's a good time and worth the doshy arian. Reco le mmend
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 17h
Oh Terry, let's not mince words - they're knaves!
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 17h
*clinks brains*
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 17h
And with those floors it'll be easy to clean up after
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 17h
So it's true, all dogs do go to heaven :3
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 18h
Maestro, incidentally, is a very fun game. I got emotional for each of the three tracks I played, and it hit me unexpectedly when the whole place erupted in applause for us. I haven't had much of that in my life and it feels nice :3 If you play VR give it a go, it feels so good when it goes well
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 18h
Trying my luck with steam refunds. Totally on me but I got the standard Maestro instead of the complete. I explained that in a refund request, let me refund the standard so I can buy the complete, please and ta. I don't expect it, but if you don't ask you don't get, innit.
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 18h
And if the author being a nazi isn't enough for you to stop haemorrhaging money in their direction for the sake of a book you liked when you were 12, then... fuck I don't even know man. We'll do ww2 again I guess, see if we can't kill nazis hard enough nobody thinks it's a rad idea again for a bit
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 18h
Yknow, if Harry Potter was THE best franchise ever written, a million monkeys over a billion years, the stars align, THE best books EVER to be, exist, or ever will exist, EVER, the best in the universe. Rowling could still go fuck herself coz she's a nazi and I don't pay nazis even if they can write
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 19h
How I dream of living in a world where more people think "this doesn't affect me directly. I'll care about other people anyway"
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 19h
Wow you really did the "and yet you live in society, I am very intelligent." People NEED phones in the modern world. It's literally impossible to exist without one anymore. Harry Potter is a mediocre franchise that gets people killed. These things are not the same you absolute lemon
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 19h
It matters because she takes the money she makes from Harry Potter to fund legal cases contrary to human rights. It's not a case of "she has enough money so where's the harm" she's been explicit about using hp money to hurt trans people and threaten to destroy the nhs upon which millions depend
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 21h
You ever remember times where you caught yourself thinking "it could never happen here" and feel really stupid?
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 21h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQFS...
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How many men is too many?
YouTube video by PissedMagistus
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 21h
What will Trump do to finally wake up his cult that he's a bellend? Wrong answers only. I think he's gonna get something sticky on his hand and flap his wrist and he'll be disowned on the spot
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 21h
But aside from all that, there's nothing wrong with her xD
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 22h
2.45pm on the sabbath. Fuck it, think I'll put some coffee on to infuse and have anovver bongage
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 22h
Man firefighters beat the shit out of police as emergency responders www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tUz...
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Fires of Kuwait (1992) HD
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 22h
I don't want politicians to be Biblical anymore, I want them to be good people
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 23h
Like Rhinestone but with fewer Trump supporters, hopefully :p And because they can't sing anyway you could throw some stuff at them to throw them off like have them do it while climbing a wall or something. Make it really weird, but give it a solid actual core of real progress, finale done straight
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 23h
Even though they don't start singing well, if they still have a stage presence or an attitude or a playfulness to them, the things that make singers fun to watch, then that's what gets them picked up and they have to learn to sing by the finale.
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 23h
Watchinthe Voice yesterday I decided it's cool that they take people with unpolished talent, but I want a singing show where the gimmick is everyone there is fucking dreadful, they know they can't sing but they want to, and instead of showing off some base talent, it's purely about style.
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why do videos like this amuse me so www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEai...
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All the Percent - A Star Trek: TNG Supercut
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
longlad flatboi
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Open world games are a touch overdone now but I'm still a sucker for an aimless wander between missions. What are your favourite open world games?
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bong Appetite is such a great title for a show (and accompanying recipe book) about cooking with weed
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's wild that we used to put people on TV if they said they could bend a spoon
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looks like something out of a Marvel movie. I can hear someone glibly observing "that can't be good" as it fires off a bunch of alien craft or something
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Gargoyles theme didn't have to go so hard but the composer understood the assignment and delivered a banger
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🇲🇽 🌻 SamⒶntha 🌻 🏳️‍⚧️ @samanthak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Things I like: -the process of taking a shower -being clean after I take a shower Things I don't like: -Feeling dirty due to lack of shower -the process of Getting INTO the shower -EXITING the shower
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
From how I remember it, it tastes decent, but the texture was kinda lumpy, I think that's what put me off. But that was 30+ years ago, maybe it's better now. worth a go if you get a chance, hope you do enjoy it
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I haven't had one since I was maybe 7 but even at the time I remember eating it thinking "this is a weird food with a stupid name, I don't think I like it" :p
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well I didn't mean to go to bed at 8pm but that was a tasty five hour chunk of kip. My sleeping pattern is now ruined though. Once again I had a good thing going, but fatigue will change your schedule if you're not careful, and whoops, I just woke up, it's 1am. Oh well. Might as well put coffee on
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm sure other people will have their own preference, but in my humble opinion, Avatar: The Last Airbender is the best thing Nickelodeon ever did. Just supernaturally excellent from start to finish
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thanks for the link I'll take a look :) sounds logical enough to me even if I personally accept a little slobber as an occupational hazard myself
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm happy to report, I am "holy shit I have fingers" high
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ugh, brother, not mother. My mother tends to be less daft :p
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't believe that Muslims are taking over the UK so can someone who knows more about Islam and the Quran explain what's being misrepresented here? I'm expecting something like one Muslim stated a preference for cats and some gammon overheard it and ran to the Daily Mail that Muslims hate dogs :P
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🌈Dani "your teacher could become a sardine" Garibaldi @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My mother just asked me what I know about there being more and more dog-free zones in public because Muslims don't like dogs. I've never heard this. Apparently Muhammas hated dogs so it's a tenet now. I have never heard of this. You ever heard this stuff?
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Justin @jlentini09.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shared by a woman I would've used a steak knife
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