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Juan

@thatjuangamer.bsky.social
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26 | QA @rockstargames.com | Opinions are my own | I make bad posts about games | Award-Winning Gamer President | Babylon’s Fall’s Strongest Soldier | Currently Playing: Splatoon Raiders, Onimusha 3, Zero Parades: For Dead Spies

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Kirk McKeand @mckkirk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She’s not a real person
Asha Sharma acting weird as fuck, talking in the kind of quotes you see in soccer mum kitchens straight after a paragraph about job losses. She’s squeezing a stress ball while talking about winning and learning in the NYT profile.
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In a similar vein to Asha Sharma personally responding to support tickets, do you think she took it upon herself to go to The Coalition’s office and stomp on each and every single PS5 Dev Kit they were using for Gears E-Day?
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
From the little I have played I echo the audio mixing complaints. I had to turn music and effects volume down to 25 and turn off my headphone safety limit for the first time ever just to hear what everybody was saying on Switch 2. How do you miss something so obvious for such a dialogue heavy game?
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There is no way this game will recoup its development costs
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Decided to open Threads against my better judgment but it was worth it for this
Wario 64 posting about the hundreds of layoffs at Xbox, immediately followed by Xbox posting “alright! What are we playing first?”
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why the fuck does Betilla the Fairy look like that youtu.be/w3JsAX5cuho?...
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Rayman Legends Retold - Game Overview Trailer
YouTube video by Ubisoft
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My itemless run of Onimusha has been bitterly crushed by the Greater Nue
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
SICILY is actually quite reasonably priced 🇮🇹!!!
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In the most unfortunate turn of events my girlfriend also ended up getting hooked on Onimusha: Way of the Sword so I am now unable to play while she’s in the house because she doesn’t want to be spoiled
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We really upholding Yooka Replaylee as the gold standard of improved ports?
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nobody says “it’s free on Game Pass” anymore
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Project Reignition is so impressive it got me to play the original Sonic and the Secret Rings again only for me to regret everything within the space of 10 minutes
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Getting an itch to play The World Ends With You but on DS this time. Might be time to check myself in
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Physisn’t. I am surely the first to post this
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026
nintendo directs rule in the switch 2 era we all gather around the timeline to watch trailers for games that came out six months to five years ago
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Cybershell @cybershell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They should really subvert our expectations for the Ocarina of Time Remake and let us save Aerith
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s weird to me that Blood of Dawnwalker uses AI in the exact same way that Crazy Taxi does but people are only boycotting one, not both lol
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I love that Microsoft literally cancelled the first Psychonauts and 20+ years later they retconned it into being one of the most important games on the system
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Stephen Totilo @stephentotilo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
SCOOP: A few weeks before the launch of Star Wars Zero Company, most of the developers at its studio were furloughed The studio says they hope to secure funds to restore their pay. Some are skeptical it'll happen I learned about this via a bitter lawsuit: www.gamefile.news/p/star-wars-...
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‘Most’ of Star Wars Zero Company studio Bit Reactor was furloughed ahead of launch
The details emerged amid a legal dispute between company founders. The lawsuit also provides an unexpected look into a studio behind one of the best-reviewed Star Wars games in years
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Couldn’t even bother with a key card lol
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I always turn it off because the one convenient scenario is often outweighed by this
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nothing like reaching the endgame of Zero Parades: For Dead Spies after 40+ hours and hearing an NPC utter the title of the game. Exact same chills as when I heard Disco Elysium’s name uttered in that game
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Nathan Fry 🍟 @frydro.city · 13/08/2026
Absolutely gutted to see Night School shut down. Oxenfree remains one of the most influential games of my high school years. Alex and her friends will continue to stick with me. Love to everyone affected by this. What a depressing timeline we're in.
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is huge I fucking love Mad Rat Dead
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Zero Parades For Dead Spies has a character who breaks the fourth wall so cleverly I remained in disbelief when I saw the thought my character discovered after talking to them
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
6 days into Zero Parades: For Dead Spies and I just realised you can optimise your clothing for a certain trait if you just hover over the trait in the menu and press A… I’ve been doing it manually by sorting through all my clothing this entire time…
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Darío @dariosamo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Kotaku parading that garbage "recompilation" Generation 1 Pokémon project is genuinely upsetting. I was hoping the communities would reject vibe coded garbage, but these people are now intentionally hiding the usage and even lying that it's hand-written to peddle their slop onto others.
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140VGM @140vgm.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Tears – Max Payne 3 (2012, PC/PS3/360) Written, Produced, and Performed by HEALTH (@health.band)
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Liam Robertson @liamrobertson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
People have got to stop doing that fucking thing where they post the final frames of a game they’ve just beaten to show off that they’ve just finished it. It’s totally unnecessary and very inconsiderate and I will just block you if you do this going forward.
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Is there anything the EU won’t approve
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I have also tried blocking out all Kingdom Hearts related memories
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 23/07/2026
Johnny Depp is like the Jared Leto of Mark Wahlbergs
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Mikhail @va11halla.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You are missing out if you haven't played Sayonara Wild Hearts.
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Fascinating thread on professional irate pensioner Elaine Yates and her remarkable media career. Not British journalism's finest hour
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Damn that’s cool what happened to the guy who was running their old program www.windowscentral.com/gaming/xbox/...
windowscentral.com
Microsoft laid off the architect of Xbox Backwards Compatibility and Xbox Cloud Gaming
Microsoft's VP of Xbox Platform Kevin LaChapelle, who led the creation of Xbox Backwards Compatibility and Xbox Cloud Gaming, has been laid off.
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 22/07/2026
Oh no!! People are turning to Linux for PC gaming at an alarming rate! Quickly, we must release Blinx the Time Sweeper for Windows!!
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This fucking sucks man. I would do anything to have a fraction of the talent that the people who’ve worked on Disco Elysium and Zero Parades have. Hope they all land on their feet as best they can
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hey this thing where they try to jingle keys in your face with new project confirmations to distract from the layoffs is very transparent and sucks.
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
So I accidentally linked my Microsoft account to my girlfriend’s PSN for Gears of War Reloaded and have slowly realised can never ever reverse that. Just wasted £35 because I can’t even play with my mate on PC (which was the whole reason I tried signing in). Fuck this dogshit company bro
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Tender Loving Care is similar to the games I’ve played: DMC5 and RDR1 according to Steam
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Willing to bet this is around 1/2 if we include games that definitely use AI but don’t disclose it
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I wanted to search “how many images can I upload in an Instagram post” :|
The autocomplete results for “how many images can i”, with almost all of them being about how many can be generated with AI
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Chris Kerr @kerrblimey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
UPDATE: I've obtained a WARN notice filed in Texas that reveals 136 employees have been laid off at id Software (including remote workers), with another 22 people being ousted at Bethesda Game Studios' office in Austin. The overwhelming majority of those laid off were CWA union members.
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This game looks great but this box art is such a huge disservice
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
In the wake of Sony killing off discs here’s my pride and joy. I’ve gotten a few more games since this photo but man I’m sad to see physical media go :(
4 bookshelves with 5 rows of games each. The top is Gen 9, the second is Gen 8, the third is Gen 7, the fourth is Gen 6, and the bottom are Nintendo games
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"We're ending physical disc production, but don't worry — we're ALSO shutting down our digital stores!" blog.playstation.com/2026/07/01/a...
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An update on PlayStation Store for PS3 and PS Vita
Changes start this year in select markets, followed by global changes in 2027.
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Becca @backlogbecca.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Used games was and is a way for lower income families and people to get access to games. The move away from physical media directly lowers the accessibility of games. This hobby shouldn’t just be for the upper class it should be for everyone.
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Juan @thatjuangamer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
They all laughed at me for buying extra memory for my PS5 Switch 2 and XBSX, look at me now
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