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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In calling on Teheran to wipe out Los Angeles and San Diego, Trump challenged long-standing norms of presidential comportment.

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Lake Superior! Live! @lake-superior.live · 05/10/2026

Current* conditions near Two Harbors, MN:

View looking west of the Split Rock Lighthouse sitting on the rugged shoreline of Lake Superior. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-10-05 06:18:12 CDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@DuluthHarborCam1 // Current Temp in Two Harbors: 35 F | 2 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: NW at 8 mph | 13 kph // Humidity: 91%

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

me in 1895: i’ll have a cocaine cola waiter: is brad’s drink ok?

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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026

funyuns should be stronger. structural

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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz

Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What a night in Los Angeles

A photo of a beautiful sunset in Los Angeles. October 3, 2026. In the foreground you can see a startlingly green lit porch

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Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

2.5oz maple cream (rum based) 1.5oz coffee brandy 0.5oz Jamaica rum Shake with ice in a tin and strain into a glass, shake a light dusting of allspice over top.

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Jessica McKenzie @jessimckenzi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i don't think you should be allowed to call your business a speakeasy if it has a yelp page

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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 03/10/2026

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

Rotating view from the top of the Shedd Aquarium where Chicago meets Lake Michigan. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-10-02 20:36:04 CDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: fox32chicago.com // Current Temp in Chicago: 58 F | 14 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: NE at 6 mph | 9 kph // Humidity: 74%

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Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have the same big fat ugly potato head as him but at least mine isn't oozing bile from every orifice constantly.

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Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If I was running for office and somebody asked me about Hasan Piker, I'd say "yo goober, why the fuck are you talking to me about Hasan Piker?"

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Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Good news for everyone who's bummed they weren't around to witness the Leaning Tower of Pizza in Quincy, there's still one in Saugus!

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Andrew Fear 🎃 @andrewfleer.com · 02/10/2026

Nelly at an art museum: Hey, must be the Monet

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Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Genuinely looking forward to the lockout

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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996

A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.

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Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Occasionally an all-timer playoff performance has to happen, and therefore it has to happen to somebody. Unfortunately sometimes your team is that somebody. Fuck, man.

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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 30/09/2026

Temple of the Dog - “Hunger Strike”

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Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Glass, Like Glass. Sunday's sunrise at the entrance to the Chicago River.

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Big Wonderful Wyoming @wydot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We have reached the golden hour in Wyoming. I-80 Mile Marker 92, 9/24/2026, 6:54:12 PM

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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"You're making fun of queer people" I think most people are pretty sympathetic to the queer woman living out of her truck, $50k in debt, abandoned by her business partners, who thinks she is obligated to sit through 3.5 hour accountability sessions for the crime of wanting to keep the business open.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026

"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air, and my house is full of mutant fucking squash." buff.ly/pykYN6f

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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.

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Big Wonderful Wyoming @wydot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

US 85 Gun Barrel, 9/23/2026, 7:26:10 PM

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Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We don't need AI to solve impossible math problems. We already have genius janitors from Southie doing it after hours.

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Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The free throw is most familiar and practiced, but I'm also prone to thinking some Uncle Rico type shit about how I could kick the field goal once upon a time, so I could totally still do it. That does sound foolish, but it would be way cooler if I actually did it. Fuck it, give me the field goal.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 18/09/2026

the little shit is killing us

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Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

[the first Martian NFL referee] Pass Interference, number 52 on the defense. Fifteen of your Earth yards. First down.

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Nathan Arizona @nathanarizona.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

the only AI worth acknowledging is Allen Iverson

Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech painting/meme

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Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

El Assico as an institution is like the proto Sickos Game right?

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KEXP Now Playing @kexp-feed.nvm2u.com · 12/09/2026

“Still Tippin’” Mike Jones

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026

Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026

I think post-9/11 American unity is best expressed in the dumbass army bullshit you still have sit through before a pro football game can start

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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Nine of leaven

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Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

By this time tomorrow, several people on the other platforms will tell you they got harassed when they went to Starbucks and ordered the year-deceased man's favorite mint tea. That didn't happen. Don't engage with them.

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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.

Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and white

Center square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettes

Block of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in marker

Carol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
2023
satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson

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Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I think highly granular video replay analysis is overall bad for sports as it robs them of humanity.

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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 06/09/2026

"I am an Associate Slop Doula for Mondo Mayo, founded as a mayonnaise company, which now sells consumer packaged goods, software as a service, and surveillance technology, and is one of three large corporations remaining on Earth." buff.ly/RbEQoJg

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Why We Must Return to the Office to Use AI in Person

“I didn’t think a full, six-day-per-week, fourteen-hour-per-day, in-office schedule was necessary to discharge my duties clicking the ‘generate’ button, foll...

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I come across this "statistic" everywhere and it is obviously, laughably false

Over 90 percent of our communication is non-verbal,
and it provides a great deal of information about
what words we are trying to get across. Non-verbal
communication includes our body language, facial
expressions, the tone of our voice, and rate of our speech

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Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

We have to consider Western Kentucky when we talk about this year's best FBS uniforms.

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