Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 14hAnd who's having rallies at 2pm on weekdays in some fucking backwater an hour outside of the nearest population center? 040
Reposted by Thag Simmonslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17htwitter is a nicer and friendlier place than bluesky: false bluesky has some of the most aggressively hectoring, pedantic weirdos on the entire internet: true 774453318
Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 16hI switched to Apple Music (from Tidal, I quit Spotify a while ago) motivated in part by all these playlists. 130
Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I didn't know that! I remember hearing about and signing up for something called OM and then when I got there, it was called DI. I think I also remember the state governing body (I guess?) having a name that still consisted of OM. Makes me think it must have been a messy breakup. 240
Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Also, I too am immune to popularity. I got bullied *there*! 010
Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I joined right after they started calling it Destination Imagination, but yeah me too. 4100
Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Its most common effect is that it creates the most annoying person in the world for like 25 minutes at a time. 080
Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 12/10/2026All Americans are at least a little bit protestant. 000
Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Do they sell Sirianni's Italian flag Eagles hat to fans? I feel like that would do insane numbers in Philly. 010
Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Sprinting over deliberately to celebrate in front of what looks like a section of opposing fans is on-brand for a game played in a soccer stadium though, I like it! 010
Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It's like that running physics game from years ago, QWOP. 010
Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 11/10/2026As early as the 2016 election season, some jagoff columnist, I forget who, referred to him as "Donald the Dove". 1402
Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 10/10/2026God I really hate when I see a shirt I think looks nice in the store and then touch it to find out it's made out of fucking golf shirt material. 010
Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 10/10/2026These are people who are interested in "solving" things like art and music. 1723
Reposted by Thag SimmonsBARO @baro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026SO many people have a sense that they're entitled to the misanthropic isolation of a remote rural location but they want the amenities of a city too. 01846
Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I think the shorts are somehow less weird than the fact that they wore blue and red for a minute there. 000
Reposted by Thag SimmonsRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think every Yankees game should include one instance of fan interference just so we can see the incredible faces Yankees fans make after they pull this shit 721413
Reposted by Thag SimmonsNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026In calling on Teheran to wipe out Los Angeles and San Diego, Trump challenged long-standing norms of presidential comportment. 291077145
Reposted by Thag SimmonsLake Superior! Live! @lake-superior.live · 05/10/2026Current* conditions near Two Harbors, MN: 0101
Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Subpar pizza is usually serviceable enough in a pinch, but I find it difficult to power through let's say bad chow mein noodles that are mushy and overly oily and don't taste like anything. 010
Reposted by Thag SimmonsBen Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026me in 1895: i’ll have a cocaine cola waiter: is brad’s drink ok? 27913
Reposted by Thag Simmons113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty 663095525
Reposted by Thag Simmonsthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz 362713434
Reposted by Thag SimmonsNick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What a night in Los Angeles 723314
Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 04/10/20262.5oz maple cream (rum based) 1.5oz coffee brandy 0.5oz Jamaica rum Shake with ice in a tin and strain into a glass, shake a light dusting of allspice over top. 010
Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I've noticed this too, it drives me nuts. A question I find myself asking "is that a dive bar, or is it just in an older building?" 120
Reposted by Thag SimmonsJessica McKenzie @jessimckenzi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i don't think you should be allowed to call your business a speakeasy if it has a yelp page 31280113
Reposted by Thag SimmonsLake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 03/10/2026Current* conditions near Chicago, IL: 15612
Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026H Town.youtube.comA Screw Mix: Paul Revere - Beastie Boys - DJ Screw - Chapter 185 - Staying DownYouTube video by hits & sips 000
Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have the same big fat ugly potato head as him but at least mine isn't oozing bile from every orifice constantly. 130
Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If I was running for office and somebody asked me about Hasan Piker, I'd say "yo goober, why the fuck are you talking to me about Hasan Piker?" 020
Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Atlantic has become The American Conservative for people who don't want to be seen reading The American Conservative. 091
Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Good news for everyone who's bummed they weren't around to witness the Leaning Tower of Pizza in Quincy, there's still one in Saugus! 000
Reposted by Thag SimmonsAndrew Fear 🎃 @andrewfleer.com · 02/10/2026Nelly at an art museum: Hey, must be the Monet 0182
Thag Simmons @thag-simmons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You still could, there's an identical leaning tower atop another restaurant about half an hour away in Saugus, Massachusetts if you're ever in the neighborhood. The place in the photo had a second location that eventually became its own (greatly expanded) thing. 100
Reposted by Thag SimmonsChappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996 7969561714