Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 26/03/2026sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect 5693451392
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Would the fans support me if I decided to become a Nonverbal Autistic Man? Or would I get the usual runaround from clout chasing dick heads 292752266
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 14/05/2026getting carbombed after a palantir thinktank pays me $125 to pretend to be a Gay Looking Ethical Non Monogamist who is glad alcatraz closed 315446697
tim @tfranz.bsky.social · 30/06/2025HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this dude is getting fucked owned this rocks 000
Reposted by timGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism 305232853831
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 26/03/2025im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself " 7879911445
Reposted by timpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/03/2025The train from L'arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY 7759911085
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 20/03/2025i guess its fine they showed us a video of child birth back in freshman health. but they didnt have to show one where she pooped 1103154137
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 20/03/2025blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office 258292913608
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 18/03/2025ALGORITHM: It doesnt count as animal abuse content if the animals are abusing each other ME: Yes thats correct. Thank you for showing me it 434796301
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 17/03/2025just found a copy of Unc's manifesto... Oh UNC!! Come on Unc 413187263
Reposted by timceej @ceej.online · 14/03/2025we just need stupider leftists. I'm dead serious. charismatic guys with the stamina to record 100 instagram reels a week in the front seat of their car saying stuff like "trump made summers too hot" and "the fries at wendy's taste better ever since they went woke" 21168061143
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 13/03/2025ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked 75169443262
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 12/03/2025not liking this administrations current policy of forcing me to drink Israeli diarrhea , which has cost me over $1000 in speculative assets 768195976
Reposted by timLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Already seen a number of high rhetoric "no matter how terrible their views you cannot do this to a legal American resident" posts and the "terrible views" in question are protesting genocide. 132438382
Reposted by timMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/03/2025My fear is that the Trump administration arrested Mahmoud Khalil to make an example out of him because they’re gambling Dems won’t put their jobs and lives on the line to protect a Palestinian. 276106362075
Reposted by timPittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 08/03/2025Marshall-Shadeland. Woods Run Ave. Caller said that he tried a tab of LSD and then smoked some weed. He believes that his head is shrinking and if it continues, it will kill him. He is requesting assistance. 613513
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 01/03/2025"This Parking Spot Reserved For Mr. Suck Ya Dick" 212979354
Reposted by timspace rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 02/10/2023just found out you don't have to pull down your pants to fart 79017
Reposted by timStanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Dude just burped inside a bathroom stall and said “excuse me” then filled the place with ass sounds 052
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 24/02/2025ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose 10899261138
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Kanye west , you are hereby Guilty, Guilty, Guilty !!! of saying the N-Word 30112917772
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 09/02/2025BILLIONAIRE: Ive done it all. This world has nothing for me ???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in 415419638
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 13/02/2025i only run the "I Fucking Love Sarcasm " account to fund my passion project: the "I Fucking Love Fealty" account 142818235
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 15/02/2025i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying 350309963529
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 16/02/2025(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool 3180451195
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 16/02/2025(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others 132113901233
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 16/02/2025i got surgery to become a servile 3 1/2 foot tall man so bar stool media will hire me to carry chicken wings around the office on a platter 514530275
Reposted by timlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 21/02/2025You watched "Monkey Shines" and you sided with the monkey You watched "Dunston Checks In" and you sided with the monkey You watched "Mighty Joe Young" and you sided with the monkey When it's fiction you understand. Yet you refuse to see it when it's the reality you're living in. Wild. 451053103
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 22/02/2025quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you 130170141297
Reposted by timPittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 22/02/2025Friendship. 5631 Baum Blvd - Aldi's. Caller says that there is a protest outside of the Aldi's because they sell based animal products. 4312
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 21/02/2025GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment 1037026554
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 21/02/2025he is throwing up a lot of orange liquid. i showed him Mewtwo and he thinks hes Mewtwo now . crazy thing is... I think he might be right 153104252
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Musk DNA my wife received? Might be too good. deformed fluid tracts pump piss directly to the kids brain. He says hes the ultimate life form 284747465
tim @tfranz.bsky.social · 20/02/2025this is how people who think that the rule of law is something real and tangible and can protect you sound 000
Reposted by timwint @dril.bsky.social · 17/02/2025the guy who got caught jacking off during challengers will start a meme investment option thats like vanguards intl equity index but funnier 292712117
Reposted by timmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/03/2024reminder that the last time we did an airdrop like this, it was to a bunch of Iraqi civilians trapped on a mountain and *surrounded by ISIS,* to give you an idea of the type of group that typically blocks the arrival of humanitarian aid to civilians from arriving by land. 91392440
Reposted by timMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 02/03/2024Wild that we've had months of discourse about alleged antisemitism among college students but almost none about islamophobia among editors of major journalistic outlets 81340330
Reposted by timGhoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 28/02/2024If the Supreme Court decides in favor of Trump’s claim that a sitting president has immunity from prosecution, the logical and legal thing for Biden to do would be to simply assassinate him before the election 1022584614
Reposted by timpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/03/2024They should let David Lynch make a sequel to his Dune before Villeneuve gets another one. Let the public decide who is doing a better job 371014117
Reposted by timLloyd’s Soil @toil.bsky.social · 05/03/2024RT if you believe video game users should face MORE serious health issues!! 13387119
