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space rock

@spacerock.bsky.social
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90% repetition 10% repetition. painter, potter, tree grower. equality and sustainability. he/him

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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A Perfect Circle roundly applauded at Sphere residency
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Skydance became self aware that it sucked on October 2, 2026
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
british 911 calls are all good day!  come quick I'm dying. dying you say? yes dying thanks. splendid. alrighty then. brilliant. cheers. ta ta. cheerio
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hell Niño
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AI tech giants like ChatIBS, Clyde and Albatross are putting peoples' health first
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AI predicts it's gonna kill 100 million of us then leave us alone
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
there was a movie called The Piano. but now there's a movie called Two Pianos. what do they think, no one's going to notice? just rehash the story with twice the amount of piano? no thanks
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"today's music ain't got the same soul" sang bob seger, shifting his stance slightly to fart from that burrito again. the year was 1979. punk, heavy metal, new wave, hip hop and disco were exploding
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
when sir mix-a-lot fills out an online application, obviously he chooses the title sir from the drop down box, then what? does he put mix in the first name section and a-lot in the last name section? or does he just put mix-a-lot in the last name section, I could see him doing that
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ricki Lake renamed Lake Ricki
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
trump goes in his catering cart automatically now
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
doctor said the xylem is good, just need to work on my phloem
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
in the comic book 'the donnas meet the linda lindas', the bands team up to rescue alice in chains but find out it's just a few chill guys
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
whenever I see nudity in a film I just turn it off
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
some guys are like ha ma nams frad and I have a paynis but most people stay away
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
all my underwear is homemade on my loom
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
just found out you don't have to pull down your pants to fart
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Odyssey reminds me of the last time a big movie came out
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
it would be amazing if he fell asleep on tv and died
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
stop struggling to stay hydrated. drink water constantly. drink it irresponsibly. painfully. forget alcohol. drink yourself to death with water
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
spot reserved for person who just needs to run in and get something really quick
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Perineum Falcon™
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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YouTube video by Rock-Steadi-Cam
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
used to be there was nothing to do outside but then jeremy renner invented camping
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Center for Diarrhea Control released a new app to manage your diarrheas
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
I double majored in headbangers ball and 120 minutes
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
whoever sewed those little black and white hexagons and pentagons together for the first time must have been totally blown away when it formed a ball
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A towel so soft it just pushes the water around your body, leading to rage
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
what if the only way off love island was the love boat to fantasy island
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
pope leo is intelligent, progressive and fair. and a trained exorcist
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
James E Jean Joyce Carol Hall Oates
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
arm retraction doesn't work. suspension gels don't work. that's why you need sleep tube. sleep standing up with sleep tube
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Milli Bobbi Vanilli Ice Brown
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
breakfast, the most important meal to skip of the day
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
*slipping into underground pod to sleep suspended in recharging gel* okay good night!
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
country road stuff pt 1
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
for a good night's sleep, simply retract your arms into your body cavity
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Star Wars: A New Pope
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Dinghy Rock (The Safety Dance, Mickey) is for rich, drunk, fighting couples who need to be separated and removed from their yacht
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Tesla must be rolling in his fuckin grave knowing everyone now thinks Tesla means Tesla instead of Tesla. He was fine though when people thought it meant Tesla (rock band)
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
reminder: if both threats come from the sky, that's thrash metal. but if the insects were to come from the ground or it was an earthquake, that's black metal
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I went to the Robert F Kennedy Center for the Arts once. it was just drunk guys dancing around a rotting whale's head
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
SCROTUS strikes down the taint
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
when people who don't believe in science punctuate their point by saying "it's science," they're talking about the only science they know: weird science with kelly lebrock
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
what if it happened on the 4th of July
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
my mom worked the line at the c+c music factory in 1990. they would start every morning at 5 with the everybody over here everybody over there stuff
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
vanilla ice and milli vanilli are cola flavors invented by the child laborers at the c+c music factory
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space rock @spacerock.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
my wrestling name is pope john brawl and there's a little guy in my hat
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