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“I am a very hungry, very horny person.” - Stanley Tucci

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AWaltzCP @awaltzcp.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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Pittsburgh Pirates @pirates.com · 29/06/2025
The boys were definitely boppin’. #RaiseIt 🏴‍☠️
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
nathan fielder we need you
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i'm sorry, i hope this is good, but you simply cannot make a music biopic without making me think of Walk Hard
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I thought the pavement movie was okay but it did have the effect of me never being able to take a music biopic seriously again (I just watched the springsteen movie trailer)
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I fucked up (ate two entire cinnamon rolls and feel like hurling)
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
hold him at gunpoint
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview
Q. Have you seen any good movies lately?

A. Well, I've only seen one in the last couple of years. It's called Norbit by Eddie Murphy.

Q. How did you like it?

A. Fantastic movie. Very funny.

Q. What's your favorite movie?

A. Norbit.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
dumbest coworker in every office in shambles today
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
The Andor S1 recap is 14 minutes long. No wonder I had no idea what was happening in S2E1
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AWaltzCP @awaltzcp.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I'm gonna need you all to not do this shit. Grow up. Be a serious person.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/06/2025
He heard everyone was talking about two awful annoying guys and felt left out
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Instead they will be paying unemployed workers out of the goodness of their hearts 💕
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
does anyone else give their entire recent medical history to the dude at the omelet station
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Colin Williams @colinbwilliams.com · 02/06/2025
INBOX: The City of Pittsburgh will be opening 16 Citiparks pools June 16 (all but two, Homewood and Sheraden). All open 7 days except Banksville, Riverview, West Penn, open Tues, Thurs–Sun.
Ammon, Bloomfield, Highland*, Jack Stack, Magee, Moore, Ormsby, Phillips, Ream, Schenley**, & Westwood 

Monday – Friday                                                                      

12 – 1 PM: Adult Lap Swim                                                    

1 - 7 PM: Open Swim                                                                

7 – 7:45 PM: Adult Lap Swim 

 

Saturday, Sunday & Holidays  

12 – 1 PM: Adult Lap Swim 

1 – 5:45 PM: Open Swim 

 

*Highland early Adult Lap Swim will be held from 11 AM to 1 PM. 

**Due to size & capacity limitations, Schenley Pool is unable to host lap swim. 

 

Banksville, Riverview & West Penn 

Tuesday, Thursday, & Friday 

12 – 1 PM: Adult Lap Swim 

1 –7 PM: Open Swim 

7 – 7:45 PM: Adult Lap Swim 

 

Saturday, Sunday & Holidays 

12 – 1 PM: Adult Lap Swim 

1 – 5:45 PM: Open Swim 

 

McBride & Sue Murray 

Monday – Friday 

12 – 5 PM: Open Swim 

 

Holidays 

Juneteenth - Thursday, June 19, 2025 

Fourth of July 

Labor Day - Monday, September 1, 2025 

 

NOTE:  Pool Tags will be available beginning opening day at all open pool entry gates.
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AWaltzCP @awaltzcp.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
'Jaws' is my all-time favorite motion picture, so of course I had to write about this beautiful nonsense. www.pghcitypaper.com/arts-enterta...
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We're gonna need a bigger stage: Jaws-inspired play swims into Pittsburgh
The Shark Is Broken goes from Broadway to the barebones black box theater, taking local audiences on a humorous, often touching journey into the chaos and interpersonal drama behind the 1975 blockbus...
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 29/05/2025
this is why push remains my favorite rapper
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Tanisha @tanishaevonne.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Pittsburgh City Controller Rachel Heisler accepted a $15,000 trip to Israel entirely funded by AIPAC. This is absolutely unethical behavior from an elected official—especially one that worked to kill the anti genocide divestment referendum.
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Rory @mxrigg.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
The only thing that has happened to me since the executive order banning trans healthcare is that ive become gayer and more powerful?? I feel strong and beautiful and loving and loved???
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I interviewed a half-dozen people who knew Elias Rodriguez and went over countless private messages of his and couldn't find any anti-Semitic remarks www.kenklippenstein.com/p/read-elias...
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Read Elias Rodriguez’s Leaked Chats
Accused killer of two Israeli Embassy aides ranted against many things — but not Jews
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depeche chode @drcheah.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Desus Nice tweet: "John Lennon got shot and died.

Cam'ron got shot and drove to the hospital in a Lamborghini.

Not even a contest."
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
John Lennon had already been shot to death at 40. wtf am I doing with my life
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
just once I’d like to be eviscerated
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
not all heroes wear clothes
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
This is the softest photo I’ve ever seen
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I don’t know if I’m ready for the boat shoe resurgence
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
gray cool spring days feel cursed and tank my serotonin but the bright side is I can get some fits off
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I love when porn bots like my pinned Palestine fundraiser posts on IG
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
call me mr. broombastic the way I got these floors clean
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Halloween costume idea: Andrew WK as a member of the guilty remnant
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
my wife just slut shamed me for my outfit and said whatever I get I’m asking for it
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
can confirm
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
fartificial intellijizz
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
if you see me today I’m cornering you to rant about how returning from vacation makes me somehow even more of a communist
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Zack Furness @punkademic.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Should be perfectly legal in any country
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
check me out. ordering some damn arepas
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depeche chode @drcheah.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
chicago pope's gonna make this guy a saint
Max Headroom pirating incident screenshot
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Chicago pope replacing communion wine with Malort
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
why did the ceo of kickstarter like my IG story if an iceage song
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
We should not have to work when we don’t feel like it. Does anyone know of any ideologies that could do this
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Colin Williams @colinbwilliams.com · 01/05/2025
Annual reminder that much of the rest of the world observes a U.S. anti-labor massacre each May Day while we flail around trying to keep our little jobs
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I’m an absurdist because Pittsburgh is continuing to do massive roadwork while half the stoplights in the city are out and many roads are blocked by fallen trees and if you don’t accept your fate and approach life from a position of ironic detachment you will be driven to madness or self-destruction
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I just talked to my dogs for 10 minutes about the myth of Sisyphus. But the cool Parts about doing art and fucking and being a revolutionary, not the Dumb part about the bolder
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
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Stanley Tattucci @stanleytattucci.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
it’s been a looming threat for years but I am officially staring down the very really possibility that AI and other forms of automation make my current job and what I’m generally trained to do obsolete. “cool”
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Marky @eatgaylove42069.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
bad post
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