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Tess Huelskamp

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Tess Huelskamp @tesshuelskamp.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Having canvas during finals? when I need to download my practice exams? 🙄 Cybercriminals could’ve at least waited until I had an online quiz due 🥴
Canvas.umn.edu displaying a red and blacked ransom note
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/04/2026
Mail Carrier Hurt To Learn Residents On His Route Have Been Receiving Electronic Mail theonion.com/mail-carrier-hurt-to-l…
Mail Carrier Hurt To Learn Residents On His Route Have Been Receiving Electronic Mail
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Tess Huelskamp @tesshuelskamp.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Law school has been every bit as nerdy as I expected: today I had a five minute conversation with a few people about what our favorite brand of sticky tabs were
Avery brand wide ultra tabs in neon colors Post it brand narrow width sticky tabs
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.
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Tess Huelskamp @tesshuelskamp.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
🎉 Some personal news 🎉 I‘ve finally uploaded my W2 and 1099s into one folder so that I can tackle filing my taxes another day 💪🏻
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
An extraordinary document. Read it. “Attached to this order is an appendix that identifies 96 court orders that ICE has violated in 74 cases. … ICE has likely violated more court orders in January 2026 than some federal agencies have violated in their entire existence.”
On January 8, 2026, petitioner Juan T.R. filed a petition for a writ of habeas corpus.' The Court issued an order requiring respondents to file an answer no later
than January 12, 2026. See 28 U.S.C. § 2243 (requiring judges to either "forthwith award
the writ" or order the respondent to show cause, within three days, why the writ should not be granted).Respondents failed to answer. Accordingly, the Court granted the writ in part
and ordered respondents to afford Juan a bond hearing within seven days or, failing
that, to immediately release him from detention. ECF No. 4.
Respondents neither held a bond hearing within the required time nor released
Juan. ECF No. 6. The Court then issued a show-cause order and scheduled a hearing at
which it ordered the personal appearance of Todd Lyons, Acting Director of U.S.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE"). ECF No. 7. The Court noted,
however, that if the parties filed a stipulation indicating that Juan had been released, the
Court would cancel the hearing and would not require Lyons to appear. Id. The parties
have now filed such a stipulation (ECF No. 9), and thus, as promised, the Court will
cancel the hearing, and Lyons will not be required to appear.
That does not end the Court's concerns, however. Attached to this order is an
appendix that identifies 96 court orders that ICE has violated in 74 cases. The extent of
ICE's noncompliance is almost certainly substantially understated. This list is confined
to orders issued since January 1, 2026, and the list was hurriedly compiled by
extraordinarily busy judges. Undoubtedly, mistakes were made, and orders that
should have appeared on this list were omitted.
This list should give pause to anyone —no matter his or her political
beliefs— who cares about the rule of law. ICE has likely violated more court orders inJanuary 2026 than some federal agencies have violated in their entire existence. The
Court warns ICE that future noncompliance with court orders may result in future
show-cause orders requiring the personal appearances of Lyons or other government
officials. ICE is not a law unto itself. ICE has every right to challenge the orders of this
Court, but, like any litigant, ICE must follow those orders unless and until they are
overturned or vacated
Juan asks that the Court schedule a hearing at which he may present evidence
and argument concerning the hardships that he has suffered as a result of respondents'
failure to abide by the January 14 order. See In re Tetracycline Cases, 927 F.2d 411, 413
(8th Cir. 1991) ("Civil contempt sanctions may be imposed for either or both of two
distinct purposes, to coerce compliance with a court order, and to compensate the
complainant for actual losses sustained by him as a result of the defendants'
contumacy." (quoting In re Chase & Sanborn Corp., 872 F.2d 397, 400-01 (11th Cir.1989))).
The Court will not schedule a hearing at this time. If Juan wants to seek monetary
sanctions, he may file a properly supported motion to that effect.
ORDER
Based on the foregoing, and on all of the files, records, and proceedings herein,
IT IS HEREBY ORDERED THAT the hearing currently scheduled for Friday, January
30, 2026, at 1:00 pm in Courtroom 15 (MPLS) is CANCELED.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
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Tess Huelskamp @tesshuelskamp.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
My former employer’s 401k provider was acquired by another company and in order to see that they’ve correctly migrated my investments I need to agree to an arbitration clause & class action waiver before being able to create my account seems sus
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spongebob squarepants from spongebob squarepants is holding a box on his shoulder .
ALT: spongebob squarepants from spongebob squarepants is holding a box on his shoulder .
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
what a shocking turn of events who could’ve seen this coming
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OpenAI Reportedly Planning to Make ChatGPT "Prioritize" Advertisers in Conversation
OpenAI employees working on ChatGPT report plans to unleash sponsored advertisements above organic results.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 20/12/2025
folks they are almost out of ai assistant names. there are not many left
Ask Gordon [BETA]
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Tess Huelskamp @tesshuelskamp.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
As a law student I have learned: ✅ the four factors a plaintiff needs to prove to establish negligence ❌ how to spell the word “negligence”
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Tess Huelskamp @tesshuelskamp.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
My Civil Procedure textbook: how should the court handle this basic question? Me when I don’t know the answer: why would I, just a law student, be so bold as to tell the court how to handle its caseload?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/11/2025
Thanksgiving Travel By The Numbers theonion.com/thanksgiving-travel-by…
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Redeemed airline miles wasted on round-trip flight to Ohio
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Matt McDaniel @themattmcd.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
One lesson of the Sandwich Guy Case is now more than ever when you are called to jury duty you should go
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 04/11/2025
Requiring government ID just to make an app is a disaster for speech, privacy, and innovation. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
eff.org
Application Gatekeeping: An Ever-Expanding Pathway to Internet
Apple and Google use their app stores to shape what apps you can and cannot have on devices, but now more governments—including the U.S. government—are using legal and extralegal tools to lean on
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Tess Huelskamp @tesshuelskamp.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Wrote my first legal memos for school and only used the word reasonable/unreasonable 78 times in an 11-page paper ☠️
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Marco Foster @marcofoster.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
WOW! Protesters created a HUGE human sign on San Francisco’s Ocean Beach reading “No Kings YES on 50” to support California’s Prop 50 and stand up against Donald Trump’s fascist regime
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Flying cars are the perfect example of a point solution: trying to solve a systemic problem (traffic) with an individual product (fly over the traffic). But traffic is not a technology problem; it's a social problem. Remote work, congestion fees, and dense transit-connected housing solve it better.
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Tess Huelskamp @tesshuelskamp.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
This 80 degree weather at the beginning of October is weirding me out 😅
A screenshot of the weather forcast in Minneapolis where the high if the next 7 days is over 80 degrees Fahrenheit
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."
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Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
You guys should really considering having some kind of governing document for the country that says people are allowed to say stuff without the government punishing them for it. Would be really useful around now.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Amazing how those democratic lawmakers who were hunted down in their homes in the middle of the night in Minnesota weren’t a watershed moment of political violence, huh?
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hilzoy @hilzoy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I’m pretty worried about the War on Money Laundering, the War on Cybercrime, and a lot of other wars we seem to have given up on.
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Tess Huelskamp @tesshuelskamp.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Day One of being a law student (and not a software engineer) and I already ran into problems logging into my school’s wifi because I made my password be too long for eduroam 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Tess Huelskamp @tesshuelskamp.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
It is August. What the heck is going on in the Reese’s peanut butter pumpkin patch and why are the pumpkins here already?!?
A checkout counter at Walgreens with a display for Reese’s peanut butter cups saying “pumpkin season is here”
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Tess Huelskamp @tesshuelskamp.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
My law school just sent out my orientation schedule it just hit me I’ll be back in school in a few weeks 😁
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a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman in a green shirt .
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
At the risk of getting yelled at, this is part of why I keep saying blue state NIMBYism is a travesty for democracy. When we make it so that low-income immigrants, LGBTQ people and pregnant people can't afford to live where they want, think about what they end up being subject to.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus 5:49 p.m. • 08 Nov. 21 • Twitter Web App
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Micah @rincewind.run · 31/05/2025
something that stands out about this is just how cheap it is for us to have world-leading scientific capacity we spent ~6.75 trillion last year, and the combined budgets for NIH, NSF and NASA are barely more than 1% of that what an incredible waste to lose it all for a drop in the bucket
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Pam Mandel @nerdseyeview.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I would like my vaccines, thank you very much. Go comment.
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Tess Huelskamp @tesshuelskamp.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Finally sewed the buttons on the sweater I finished knitting six months ago. Please clap👏🏻
3 rainbow buttons sewed onto a red, green, and purple kids cardigan A knitted kids cardigan with peas and carrots knitted on each of the front panels A kids cardigan in zoomed out view
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
If you don’t want to take the booster don’t. But to prevent adults from having the choice is depraved.
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Tess Huelskamp @tesshuelskamp.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Instead of spending my lunch break sitting in the office on my phone, today I did something different I sat next to the Chicago river… on my phone
the Chicago river
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
live, laugh, light rail
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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Ugh I’m getting so many of these
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Tess Huelskamp @tesshuelskamp.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Viewed my friends’ Snapchat stories for the first time in a while and it feels like I’m catching up with old friends
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 15/04/2025
An astronomy professor colleague of mine once relayed trying to explain to his students why it was important that they actually write their class reports themselves. “The point is not to teach ME about neutron stars,” he said.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
The statute of limitations on insider trading is 5 years

the more you know

april 9 2030
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Tess Huelskamp @tesshuelskamp.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I don’t feel like I’m getting older but I did have to increase the font size on my computer so…
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Tess Huelskamp @tesshuelskamp.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I made IsCoryBookerStillSpeaking.com because I love those single use meme sites and Cory Booker’s speech deserves it
iscorybookerstillspeaking.com
Is Cory Booker still speaking?
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Tess Huelskamp @tesshuelskamp.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
!!! I got into law school!!!!! 😃😃😃😃😃😃
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
imagine being accidentally added to a second, slightly smaller group chat where they're talking about how to handle this scandal
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Tess Huelskamp @tesshuelskamp.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Me: you shouldn’t retaliate against people who report issues in an organization Also me: if my cat begs for dinner early one more time I swear I’m gonna vacuum for no reason
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Tess Huelskamp @tesshuelskamp.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I am a: ⚪️ a man ⚪️ a woman 🔘 future retiree Looking for: ⚪️ a man ⚪️ a woman 🔘 an employer with a retirement fund that accepts direct 401k to 401k rollovers so I don’t have to choose between paying taxes for an indirect rollover or having a 401k account per employer 🙃
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Darth Mel @melrambles.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
It’s always about the Oscars but never about Ostrains or Osbuses when will better transit reach our fair cities
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Do you fly in airplanes? Drive on highways? File taxes? Have kids or elderly parents? Go to the doctor? Prefer not to be poisoned by toxic chemicals? Then you rely on the government services that Musk is hobbling. It is tragic that many Americans won’t realize this until those services are killed.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 24/02/2025
Your regular reminder that the US air & water pollution laws passed in the 60s & 70s -- and the elaborate federal bureaucracy created to administer them -- constitute one of the most successful gov't interventions in history. WILDLY successful. The envy of the world.
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