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@bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 7h
if you're dumb you can't also be smug. it's the worst combination of traits
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 13h
i do not want kids of my own under any circumstances but it is very delightful to spend a few hours with my friend’s baby cooing over how tiny and beautiful and perfect she is and then go home. being an auntie is the way to go
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 17h
i hope i die with a hot dog in each hand
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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 17h
I think all comedians 50+ should he fitted with cortical bombs and if they ever say "you can't tell jokes anymore" it instantly detonates and uploads the footage to the internet with a laugh track and "wackety schmakety doooo" music
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we’re all changing our name to miles teller
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i love bars and my friends and the late night falafel place
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
god help me i love a fancy stupid cocktail
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
had plans to go out with friends today but one of them got sick so we all played Big Walk together instead and it was honestly more fun than seeing them in person would have been
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a lot of rape apologists on this awful fucking website!
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
husband just got home from the party he was at and brought me a surprise hot dog 😍 i wish i hadn’t just spent the last three hours eating toast
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's so crazy that you can eat buttered toast at any time of day
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they should let owlcat games make a vampire: the masquerade game. i bet it would be spiritually much closer to bloodlines than the sequel we actually ended up getting
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why are they still putting unskippable stealth levels in non stealth games? i thought we all agreed that stealth levels are terrible like 20 years ago
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/10/2024
Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i’m seeing my friends tomorrow and sunday and i’m very excited about it but tonight i’m going to sit at home in the dark by myself and play video games until my eyes fall out
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(holding up a baby) who wants this
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i don’t think i am a sleepwalker but sometimes i wake up eating so i don’t know what that’s about
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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@bransonreese.bsky.social the cigarette is for show
Cassie and Swan Boy walk across the Carrabba's parking lot, hand in hand, in a pose referencing the John Lennon and Yoko Ono "cowboy walk".
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
late night falafel sandwich gonna fix me
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
billboards were named after William Board
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i am in heat and about to make it everybody’s problem
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
after the guy who wrote the Alphabet Song died they were cleaning out his place and found more than ten thousand handwritten pages of an unfinished Numbers Song
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Carol Fat the feral cat
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Harley Quinn in the version of Batman where Meta exists: I got you those poi-vert glasses you asked for, Mistah Jay
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my brain is currently playing a mashup of Tipsy and the theme song from Scrubs and i'm not sure why
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
every time i feel anxious and unsettled i just try to remember that beneath the earth lies an immense stone labyrinth that awaits us with the patience of a hunter
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(trying to impress a group of teens but i've been trapped in a refrigerator since 2024 and i just got out ten minutes ago and i'm still pretty delirious) let's moo deng this hawk tuah
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a cheesecake with a thin layer of ground beef
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it would be so cool to sleep
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the bizzler @bizzo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your mama so abstruse that her ineffable qualities were the inspiration of the Lovecraft Mythos and certain elements of present-day SCP Foundation fiction of course, if your mama's body count is anything to go by, "ineffable" is the last word one should use to describe her
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
abolish the death penalty
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's so crazy to put the name Bloodlines 2 on a game that isn't even an rpg
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
still attempting to be a weed edible person. ate 6 garlic knots and laughed until I cried at a hypothetical joke about "fashion weak" with no idea what the setup or even the punchline was. just imagining a frail creature ambling down a catwalk
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
do you think there's a single person on a flight from dubai to tel aviv who isn't evil
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
every woman should get to kill one man no questions asked
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wow i am crazy irritable today
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OnlyHusbands
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God I'm so tired of seeing rapists everywhere. I hate these fucking braindead pigs, I hate watching them gorge on power and money for no reason except that they want it, I hate knowing they're torturing women with impunity, I hate seeing their smug stupid fucking faces on the news.
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's a little funny how quickly graham platner disappeared as soon as he finally got cancelled. i thought he was the irreplaceable future of the democratic party
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when will hollywood learn that nobody wants to watch straight people fuck
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i would be so productive and accomplished if not for havana syndrome
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Beach body season is officially over. It's time to embrace forest floor body season now. I wanna get real mossy. I want some teens to poke me with a stick.
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎶hey butthole butthole italiano🎶
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they should invent a kind of sleep you can do for hundreds of hours
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's important to eat so much mustard you get a disease that doctors thought only horses could get
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sabrina carpenter would be a beautiful name for a horse
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wives should have their own subreddit
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it should be legal to electrocute yelp reviewers
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ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
god i love curry. more food should make you sweat and cry and fall down
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