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Freddy Ruger with pistols for fingers

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If I lived on Elm Street and had nightmares I would simply start smoking weed and stop dreaming

Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

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"We disrespect the Banana."

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Gonna be really disappointed when I reach 100 followers and 30 of them are Julies

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I’ll gatekeep death, no one dies unless I say so

Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

2006: How they getting milk from a soybean? 2026: How they getting oil from oregano?

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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Watching Jeopardy. Whosville bro

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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

‪Was going to make a joke at the expense of people who’s whole personality is liking Halloween as an adult but I realized that I don’t even have that. ‬

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

meep meep

Trolley problem but the roadrunner is on the track. When the coyote pulls the lever, the streetcar lurches sideways off the track and flattens him instead.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There’s only one thing that can unite America and that’s executing the executive who gave the green light to the liberty biberty ads on live TV

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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I just assumed it was a sex thing when the donor for my stem cell transplant pissed in my mouth

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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026

emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 29/09/2026

yo mr white what's it take to be loved bitch

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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“You will see people staring at your fridge”

Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“You will see people staring at your fridge”

Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This training is stroking its junk slowly while blocking the exit

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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m choosin Texas (to build a wall around)

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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That’s fucked, I hope you’re ok!

Dan Nguyen @dancow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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fbi and dark mode funding the toner factories

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Bill Savage @rogersparkman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I have always said the best people-watching spot in Chicago is Miller’s Pub on S. Wabash. First time I’ve seen a dude in a gorilla suit. Whatever he’s up to, I am smiling.

Guy in gray pants and suit coat, with a leather shoulder bag, and sporting gorilla head mask, hands, and feet.

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That’s Bigwig, Bigfoot’s more successful younger brother

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I like my women like I like my coffee: not allowed in job interviews

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Dude looks like he’s about to tweet Homie what set you from

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You know the rules here, I did not read the “article”

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Unserious but the question isn’t the drink, it’s the vessel. If it’s in a thermos or w/e no one would think about it but if it’s from like Starbucks I’d finish it before the interview.

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Wearing diapers to the CIFF screening of Musk so I don’t miss a minute of EPIC wins from my guy Elon. who allegedly also wears diapers because the ket abuse

Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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This is brutal

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Crazy that Chappelle’s show doesn’t have the specific season qualifier. I saw season 3

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drunk girls when you have to go home early and work in the morning

NYT opinion focus group with little drawing of all their dipshit faces:

Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service
Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired
Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail
Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources
Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work
Disgusting.

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Full transparency I am not currently getting ripped at Med*eval Times, this is a memory from 5 years ago