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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 17h
Looking forward to 4 weeks from now, when Northwestern has snuck into the rankings and then runs into Oregon, never to be seen again
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 18h
Fingers crossed I might crack open my bottle of It Happens champagne on election night. Gotta celebrate when you can
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 19h
Could we all talk about something other than AI, for like a day?
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My experience as a former AI hater is that it has no use until you start trying to use it, and maybe ask it how you could use it, and then you find one thing it helps with and it’s not so bad?
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Interception of the YEAR there by Fitzgerald. My word.
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fun aside for the new Ryan Field, as an NU marching band alum I got an email from the alumni association today assuring me that the marching band was only excluded from the pregame festivities because of time constraints, and they will be back I the future. So there’s some behind the scenes drama
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man the new Ryan Field is cool but it is so, so empty.
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kind of love being able to watch and listen in on the Big Ten replay review. Think they were wrong, but still cool
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Northwestern spent $862 million on a new stadium, in an era when you can PAY PLAYERS, and we’re in the bottom half of the Big Ten in NIL budget. Why.
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me every time Northwestern takes an early lead
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I Don'T Trust You Hughie Campbell
ALT: I Don'T Trust You Hughie Campbell
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Cubs' "No Time Like October" shirts were just a jinx waiting to happen
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dansby Swanson’s BA is somehow worse than Ian Happ’s. What are we doing here
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A hit! How unexpected
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can we just not do this? Some candidates need donations now to stay competitive. This one does not
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ian Happ’s batting average is offensive
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Already doing better than yesterday. Baby steps!
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alright Cubs, let’s try not to completely suck tonight shall we
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Even America's super intelligence doesn't know how to help the Cubs
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Probably 60% of my tweet volume from the bad place was tipsy Cubs posting, and it's been a long time and a few kids since then but I've got at least two games to relive the glory days so LET'S GO
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok it's pretty cool that NBC has the Cubs and Padres color commentators both in the booth as analysts.
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scheduling a Cubs playoff game to start at 9 pm central time is violence. I'll be asleep by the 7th inning
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me every time I get a new follower and it’s someone who has followed 50k+ people already
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lol Rahm couldn't even win a 3rd term as mayor in Chicago, at least he was smart enough to see that
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guy saw me take a picture of this still standing, classic Pizza Hut and said “I think the salad bar is gone though”. We’ve lost so much
A flawless, original Pizza Hut Building, not converted into an insurance sales office or some other capitalist trash
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Went to a brewery in South Haven, MI and the whole town is here because an industrial fire shut off power to most of the town but not here
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can someone check on Deion Sanders and make sure he hasn’t thrown himself into Lake Michigan
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lol at Google trying to fit in with OpenAI and Anthropic
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Blunited Blates of Blamerica
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Got another rainy angle of the NYG Neon. So clean, DOHC hood but no ACR badging. Still very jealous
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m about 20 Kenneth Walker yards away from a massive come from behind fantasy win and I love football come on come on
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell sighting, that 6 more weeks of fascism
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just found a new 5 qt jug of 5W-30 in my garage today. Accepting bids now
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just saw a large account pitching EVs (which I agree with) and using low maintenance as a selling point: "No spark plugs, distributor caps, radiators, carburetors, etc etc." Sir, modern gas powered vehicles only have two of those, and EVs have one of them. Gotta cool the batteries somehow
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dad achievement unlocked: Popped a tiny rubber valve back into place on my kid’s water bottle after 10 minutes of trying with a chopstick
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My town‘s 4th of July fireworks show was canceled, so they just had it at the end of their fall festival. It was pretty cool cause I could see it from my backyard, but afterwards got pretty sad because someone was driving through the alley calling out for their dog that had run away
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Terrible camera work by yours truly, but this is a Ford Ranger with a tailgate decal that says “When I grow up I’ll be a Raptor SVT” and I don’t think that’s how cars work
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Donnie and I finally agree on something.
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I just turned on the game and what in the world am I watching. What is this halftime show. My ears are bleeding
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What’s a trillion dollars between friends
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I didn’t know that Jaguar did an SVR version of the F-Pace, but I’m proud of them for doing it
A blue Jaguar F-Pace SVR, sitting in traffic
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Did not expect to see a mint condition NYG Dodge Neon with a roll cage installed on the daycare run this morning. I need to make friends with some neighbors
A 1995 Nitro Yellow Green Dodge Neon with dark orange wheels and a neon racing decal, casually parked across a driveway next to the sidewalk
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Saw a Ferrari 296 GTB today, and it took me 15 minutes of searching to figure out which model it was because they All. Look. The. Same.
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is the most insane 30 seconds of human expression I have ever seen
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just learned from Reddit yesterday that if you ask an AI to pick a random number between 1 and 30, it will always choose 17.
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am the Official Bluesky Age so I know we all had older sisters who were big fans of this group
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why does he look like he's sitting on his bed in prison
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Was at risk of being labeled a Michigander through most of the survey, but pulled it out in the end. mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well I’ve picked up a FedEx package and had to show my ID recently, so they probably got me
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
These are fun, need to remember to do them more often I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Sep 2nd 2026 (Medium), in less than 7 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
cluesbysam.com
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Pretty sure that if Trump tried a shot of Malört then today would be The Day
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