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Uncle Ert

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Great Lakes enjoyer | He/They Yeah I didn’t read the article Get busy chilling or get dying 2,000+ time food poisoning survivor

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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Not now Megaman actual evil AI are attacking infrastructure through the internet.
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
the hospital prescribed me tequila w da worm
Only Joking! It’s actually my bone marrow solid sitting in my liquid bone marrow.
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When fandoms have crossovers
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brock Turner discourse
Child of God 
A Novel By
Cormac 
McCarthy
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw a crane (bird) yesterday
A crane sitting on the roof of a house
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Facebook post
“TERRY CREWS IS CONFIDENT WHITE CHICKS 2 WILL HAPPEN” on image among post about Resident Evil and Silent Hill movie
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lmao
Feudalism Bot reposted your post • 34s
Getting ripped at Medieval Times and all I can think about is doing falconry routines to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“I was just wondering if you wanted to hang out with me and smoke weed, and fill our bellies with diet soda, and play Burnout Revenge for the PS2.” Superimposed over the scene from everything everywhere all at once where the guy says he’d like to do laundry and taxes
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gonna check out this movie, Cope and Seethe
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Legalizing gay marriage was a slippery slope to becoming an FBI agent
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“I do not consent to having my online posts screenshotted and posted again.
Anyone who screenshots and posts an image of my post will be held accountable to the fullest extent of posting law. Copy and paste this onto your profile to protect your posts.”
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is where the modder lives rent free
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Finally saw the Odyssey
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They got my ass
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*thunder crackling*
THOU ART LISTENING TO
*fireball explosion*
102.3
*bubbling cauldron*
REAL WIZARDS FM
*shimmering mana crystal*
WHERE WE PLAYETH NOTHING BUT CHANTS, CHANTS, AND MORE CHANTS
*wololo*
THIS ART NOT THINE ELDER MATRIARCH'S
STATION
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Can check
A can of Atwater Brewery’s Vanilla Java Porter
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“Look at me, I am the reviewer now”
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A wave of them must’ve gone out, probably fine to harass this number btw
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
New shortest sad story dropped
Facebook for sale ad for personalized wedding cornhole boards captioned “Hardly used $100 obo”
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A comment from r/vhs:

“I wonder what Plato would have thought of Ernest Goes to Camp, but more curious what he would think about Ernest Saves Christmas or Slam Dunk Ernest, after writing The Republic. I want to enjoy stupid fun movies again, but it's all connected to this big sinister industry.”
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Going to the hornt up farm
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Little bro is not happy I’m laying on the floor next to him
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Real hat on a hat on a hat
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Flashback Friday to eclipse posting a few years ago
Horace Kopeck
“Enough of this BS scaremongering. My whole childhood they told me staring at the sun would make you go blind; I've looked directly at the sun countless times throughout my life and i can see fine. A half-second or so at a time. Of course I don't stare at it for hours and hours at a time, because why would I want to? It hurts like hell. Tomorrow I'm going to glance at the sun every once in a while for maybe a half-second at a time and I'm sure l'll be fine. As long as I don't stare at it. A simple policy that doesn't require you to waste money on eclipse glasses.”
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Me and who and who and who
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ordering the brass knuckle stroker
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Saw this large painting of ET in an antique store 15 years ago
Large painting of ET side profile with a black background
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Found the ketchup Slice
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A picture of woman with yellow skin posting in Facebook group “Dallas Divas” saying 

“I got Jaundice. What do I do girls?”
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’ve Got All These Missiles In My Launchers But None In My Stockpile
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’m Like Doctor Fauci the Way I am Held In Contempt
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“explain the plot 3 more times”
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Facebook algorithms are brutal. A small(?) streamer I’ve never heard of posts about their divorce and Im not the only one where this their introduction.
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I am not equipped for this, I only have a travel coffee grinder.
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Saw two 50 buses spooning
Two buses next to each other
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Thinkin about a bowl
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Uncle Ert @terradamnata.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Didn’t use AI to make this one
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