Reposted by AndrejGeraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 5hSHOP ME: Hello, have you got any Quorn? S: Yes, what variety? ME: on the Quob? S: Please leave 214836
Andrej @tepid.meme · 2hBetter still, the state shouldn’t have the power to try to execute people so this shit doesn’t happen in the first place. 031
Andrej @tepid.meme · 2hCall me a filthy bleeding heart lib, but I think if the state botches its attempt to execute you, that should automatically commute your sentence. 200
Andrej @tepid.meme · 2hWaking up to the cognitohazard of the Tennessee execution thing has made today very not fun, so I feel the need to finally acknowledge its existence 110
Andrej @tepid.meme · 9hI would never watch it because I hate Kisin in particular with the fire of a thousand suns, but I nevertheless find this very funny because it sounds like the most Kemi thing ever 170
Reposted by AndrejTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 9hYou should never actually watch it, but a key to understanding Kemi is her Triggernometry interview where she explains her immigration policy, the (very friendly) host explains it back to her, and she immediately declares that isn't what she said, so re-explains it, and then it happens again. 515929
Andrej @tepid.meme · 9hI think the ones I genuinely have to fight are the uncharacteristically bawdy ones. The sort of question which could potentially be answered with “never had any complaints”, etc. 060
Andrej @tepid.meme · 10hSuboptimal but predictable outcome of the single-issue MPs getting elected last time… 021
Reposted by AndrejTony Tassell @tonytassell.bsky.social · 13hMan City’s Emirati chair was granted diplomatic immunity 6 yrs ago in a move that could complicate any legal action resulting from findings that the club artificially inflated its finances by more than £900mn - scoop by Caroline Binham @journosooz.bsky.social as.ft.com/r/d717fb9e-2... 1418565
Andrej @tepid.meme · 22hstatic.klipy.comBlazing Saddles: Dancing SceneAlt: Dom Deluise as the director of The French Mistake at the end of Blazing Saddles 110
Andrej @tepid.meme · 22hFeels about as close as he's going to get to outright saying "L'état, c'est moi" 020
Andrej @tepid.meme · 22hWalz was right when he noted how weird these people are, and they haven't got any less weird since being in power 051
Reposted by AndrejMark @quigonsmith.bsky.social · 23hSaying “Man City won those titles on the pitch” is like saying Lance Armstrong should have kept his titles because he wasn’t injecting himself while riding his bike. 17117
Andrej @tepid.meme · 30/09/2026Fun fact: Ronnie Hilton's A Windmill in Old Amsterdam and Bernard Cribbins' Right Said Fred and Hole in the Ground were all written by the same writing team of Ted Dicks and Myles Rudge 181
Reposted by AndrejDaniel @deargodwhaat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026See: sometimes older technology is better. You try tying up a terrorist with Bluetooth enabled headphones 04714
Andrej @tepid.meme · 30/09/2026I had to laugh because the post was going so well up to that point 😛 000
Reposted by AndrejIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 30/09/2026You don't need ai music you need fucking space aliens from Quebec youtu.be/oWdTYfoq9t0youtu.beFabienk - Angine de Poitrine | Live at Polaris ConcertYouTube video by CBC Music 78117
Reposted by AndrejDisappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Whenever i engage with pro Russia folk about how utterly inhumane Russias method of waging war is it’s remarkable how you quickly get to “that’s biased reporting” because there’s literally no justification for doing this 1141
Andrej @tepid.meme · 30/09/2026Now it's Nvidia who apparently doesn't remember who video gamers and editors are 070
Andrej @tepid.meme · 30/09/2026And it's not just GPUs, which I acknowledge are a niche issue, it's everything that uses RAM or solid state storage, which is a LOT more everyday things. 000
Andrej @tepid.meme · 30/09/2026Again noting that there is nowhere near enough commentary on the AI industry's near destruction of the consumer electronics sector. I don't think we yet understand what this tech crunch is going to do to a society essentially conditioned to be addicted to cheap tech. 100
Andrej @tepid.meme · 30/09/2026In before asylum seekers are made to eat insects to save money (and the environment) 040
Reposted by AndrejAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is the proper use of a Freedom of Information request.thestar.co.ukThis is how many times council has repainted ‘L’ on Pool Square street signHighways teams have attended Pool Square many times to repair the road sign due to a missing ‘L’ 1829777
Andrej @tepid.meme · 29/09/2026I don't know if 'trose do them but the internet seems to indicate that McVitie's still makes them, so I assume they're out there somewhere! 120
Reposted by AndrejJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Do we seriously have to do Maoist newspeak every single time an 80 year old posts his idiotic ideas on the internet. It has been AI since before I was even born. Can literally anyone have a shred of dignity. 1253234510
Andrej @tepid.meme · 29/09/2026Me for the rest of time if anyone ever says that City won four league titles in a row 020
Reposted by Andrej🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026we’re inventing levels of “meat proxy” you people wouldn’t believe 1302
Andrej @tepid.meme · 29/09/2026As an aside, I'm pretty sure in any other context this would be considered fraud on a nontrivial scale and we'd be discussing whether people should go to jail, not whether points should be docked or titles removed 000
Andrej @tepid.meme · 29/09/2026It feels like the PL have painted themselves into a corner with what they did to Everton for their £20m discrepancy - how are they going to punish City in a manner anything close to proportionally? 200
Andrej @tepid.meme · 29/09/2026I reiterate, Stalin had to have people shot to get slavish loyalty like this, it's really quite fascinating that he's managed to cultivate it through the fear of a mean tweet 1222
Reposted by AndrejJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 29/09/2026Damn, if only there were some sort of well-known historical comparison to make for this. 1424760
Reposted by AndrejPaul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 28/09/2026This is a photo of our home planet taken only a few hours ago! So what? We have photos of Earth taken from space every day. Ah, but *this* photo was taken by a spacecraft ON ITS WAY TO JUPITER. 451841423
Reposted by Andrejautumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026finally, a good threads post 122417252