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Andrej

@tepid.meme
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The Pokémon Prohibitionist. Opinions and faux pas strictly my own.

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Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 5h
SHOP ME: Hello, have you got any Quorn? S: Yes, what variety? ME: on the Quob? S: Please leave
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 2h
I didn’t suggest otherwise!
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 2h
Better still, the state shouldn’t have the power to try to execute people so this shit doesn’t happen in the first place.
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 2h
Call me a filthy bleeding heart lib, but I think if the state botches its attempt to execute you, that should automatically commute your sentence.
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 2h
Waking up to the cognitohazard of the Tennessee execution thing has made today very not fun, so I feel the need to finally acknowledge its existence
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 4h
It's time
I gotta focus. I'm shifting into soup mode
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 4h
Congratulations!
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 7h
I wonder which Confederate general they’ll name it after
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 9h
I would never watch it because I hate Kisin in particular with the fire of a thousand suns, but I nevertheless find this very funny because it sounds like the most Kemi thing ever
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 9h
You should never actually watch it, but a key to understanding Kemi is her Triggernometry interview where she explains her immigration policy, the (very friendly) host explains it back to her, and she immediately declares that isn't what she said, so re-explains it, and then it happens again.
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 9h
I think the ones I genuinely have to fight are the uncharacteristically bawdy ones. The sort of question which could potentially be answered with “never had any complaints”, etc.
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 10h
God damn it, I’m not sure I have the willpower to resist this one
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 10h
Suboptimal but predictable outcome of the single-issue MPs getting elected last time…
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 10h
Hope you're ok, take care of yourself
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Tony Tassell @tonytassell.bsky.social · 13h
Man City’s Emirati chair was granted diplomatic immunity 6 yrs ago in a move that could complicate any legal action resulting from findings that the club artificially inflated its finances by more than £900mn - scoop by Caroline Binham @journosooz.bsky.social as.ft.com/r/d717fb9e-2...
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 09/03/2025
Second prize is two pairs of tickets
From the Scottish Daily Express

WIN
A pair of tickets to André Rieu
Plus an overnight stay
See page 30 (Terms & conditions apply)
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 22h
More's the pity
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 22h
static.klipy.com
Blazing Saddles: Dancing Scene
Alt: Dom Deluise as the director of The French Mistake at the end of Blazing Saddles
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 22h
Feels about as close as he's going to get to outright saying "L'état, c'est moi"
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 22h
Walz was right when he noted how weird these people are, and they haven't got any less weird since being in power
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Mark @quigonsmith.bsky.social · 23h
Saying “Man City won those titles on the pitch” is like saying Lance Armstrong should have kept his titles because he wasn’t injecting himself while riding his bike.
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 30/09/2026
He's such a shit.
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 30/09/2026
Fun fact: Ronnie Hilton's A Windmill in Old Amsterdam and Bernard Cribbins' Right Said Fred and Hole in the Ground were all written by the same writing team of Ted Dicks and Myles Rudge
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Daniel @deargodwhaat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
See: sometimes older technology is better. You try tying up a terrorist with Bluetooth enabled headphones
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 30/09/2026
I think I mostly just pity these people?
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 30/09/2026
I had to laugh because the post was going so well up to that point 😛
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 30/09/2026
You don't need ai music you need fucking space aliens from Quebec youtu.be/oWdTYfoq9t0
youtu.be
Fabienk - Angine de Poitrine | Live at Polaris Concert
YouTube video by CBC Music
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whenever i engage with pro Russia folk about how utterly inhumane Russias method of waging war is it’s remarkable how you quickly get to “that’s biased reporting” because there’s literally no justification for doing this
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 30/09/2026
Now it's Nvidia who apparently doesn't remember who video gamers and editors are
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 30/09/2026
And it's not just GPUs, which I acknowledge are a niche issue, it's everything that uses RAM or solid state storage, which is a LOT more everyday things.
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 30/09/2026
Again noting that there is nowhere near enough commentary on the AI industry's near destruction of the consumer electronics sector. I don't think we yet understand what this tech crunch is going to do to a society essentially conditioned to be addicted to cheap tech.
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 30/09/2026
In before asylum seekers are made to eat insects to save money (and the environment)
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the proper use of a Freedom of Information request.
thestar.co.uk
This is how many times council has repainted ‘L’ on Pool Square street sign
Highways teams have attended Pool Square many times to repair the road sign due to a missing ‘L’
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 29/09/2026
I don't know if 'trose do them but the internet seems to indicate that McVitie's still makes them, so I assume they're out there somewhere!
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do we seriously have to do Maoist newspeak every single time an 80 year old posts his idiotic ideas on the internet. It has been AI since before I was even born. Can literally anyone have a shred of dignity.
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 29/09/2026
God I used to love Iced Gems 🤤
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Scott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
10/10. No notes.
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 29/09/2026
Me for the rest of time if anyone ever says that City won four league titles in a row
Michael Sheen as Brian Clough in The Damned United, telling Leeds that they got all their titles by cheating
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 29/09/2026
So… National League North for City next season, then?
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grovehaunter @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we’re inventing levels of “meat proxy” you people wouldn’t believe
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 29/09/2026
As an aside, I'm pretty sure in any other context this would be considered fraud on a nontrivial scale and we'd be discussing whether people should go to jail, not whether points should be docked or titles removed
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 29/09/2026
It feels like the PL have painted themselves into a corner with what they did to Everton for their £20m discrepancy - how are they going to punish City in a manner anything close to proportionally?
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 29/09/2026
I reiterate, Stalin had to have people shot to get slavish loyalty like this, it's really quite fascinating that he's managed to cultivate it through the fear of a mean tweet
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Damn, if only there were some sort of well-known historical comparison to make for this.
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 29/09/2026
Bluto shaped mf
Bluto from Popeye
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 28/09/2026
This is a photo of our home planet taken only a few hours ago! So what? We have photos of Earth taken from space every day. Ah, but *this* photo was taken by a spacecraft ON ITS WAY TO JUPITER.
From the source: "Mostly black space, most of Earth visible at the top right of the image. Part of a spacecraft visible on the left."
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
finally, a good threads post
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