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Andrej

@tepid.meme
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The Pokémon Prohibitionist. Opinions and faux pas strictly my own.

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Andrej @tepid.meme · 02/10/2026
Harry Du Bois from Disco Elysium
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 02/10/2026
I know I'm old but it's kind of silly how important 1999 was for me musically (pls disregard the span of about 13 years where I apparently did not listen to anything new)
My 9 albums

Prodigy - The Fat of the Land (1997)
Underworld - Beaucoup Fish (1999)
The Chemical Brothers - Surrender (1999)
Hybrid - Wide Angle (1999)
Orbital - The Middle of Nowhere (1999)
Rammstein - Völkerball (2006)
Trentemøller - The Trentemøller Chronicles (2007)
HENGE - ExoKosm (2020)
Angine de Poitrine - Vol. II (2026)
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 02/10/2026
It's a curse that affects both Miliband brothers, unfortunately
David Miliband awkwardly holding a bananaDavid Miliband awkwardly cowering away from party streamers
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 02/10/2026
Sure do
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 29/09/2026
Me for the rest of time if anyone ever says that City won four league titles in a row
Michael Sheen as Brian Clough in The Damned United, telling Leeds that they got all their titles by cheating
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 29/09/2026
Bluto shaped mf
Bluto from Popeye
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 28/09/2026
Reminds me of a meme I made many moons ago
“Is this a pigeon” meme

The guy is marked “the British government”
The butterfly is marked “perpetually increasing house prices”
The caption is “Is this economic growth?”
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 27/09/2026
TFW the straits are still not open during winter
The This Is Fine dog in a freezing cold house wearing a bobble hat and wrapped in a blanket
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 26/09/2026
That reminds me, I don't think I've reposted my favourite ISIHAC bit since we all left Twitter...
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 24/09/2026
Hillary Clinton being shocked at how regular people live
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 24/09/2026
It's tempting to say Sonic because that was a huge part of my childhood but I think I was already a gamer before then thanks in large part to playing Midnight Resistance on the C64...
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 24/09/2026
Yikes, with the Y decorated like the great tomes of old
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 23/09/2026
Panel 1: A character marked "developed economies" reaching for a ball marked "debt reduction"

Panel 2: A monster marked "fascism" grabbing "developed economies" as it tries to reach for "debt reduction"
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 22/09/2026
Walter White screaming in the car
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 22/09/2026
Tweet by Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet)

The right is starting to get better at comedy and it’s making lefties nervous.
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 22/09/2026
Lucy from Peanuts sitting in front of the TV saying "Christ, what an asshole."
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 21/09/2026
Tipping Point tv titles
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 20/09/2026
You got nicer weather than when I visited 😛
Me in a very blustery Portmeirion, 2024
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 17/09/2026
We’ve held a village referendum.
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 17/09/2026
Iceman’s mom asking if he’s ever tried not being a mutant in X2 (2003)
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 17/09/2026
“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

-H.L. Mencken, On Politics: A Carnival of Buncombe
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 16/09/2026
The Disney Robin Hood "blind old beggar" meme with the caption "may I please get a crumb of precedented times"
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 15/09/2026
Good to see Mitch McConnell back and looking so well
Mitch McConnell in Captain Pike's bleeping wheelchair from the Star Trek episode The Menagerie
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 14/09/2026
Howdy doodly do…
Talkie Toaster from the Red Dwarf episode White Hole
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 13/09/2026
The Gadsden Flag except the snake is tied to a post with a ball gag in its mouth and the caption says "OH PLEASE TREAD ON ME"
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 13/09/2026
Is it leaving your wife of 30 years for your research assistant two decades your junior, by any chance?
YouTube video from The Atlantic of "David Brooks on the Key to Flourishing", with the caption "What Is the Good Life?"
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 11/09/2026
She’s currently doing her “Harry Redknapp leaning out of his Range Rover on transfer deadline day” stance
A ragdoll cat sitting atop a bed/box, with one paw dangling over the side
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 11/09/2026
Jailed!
Two ragdoll cats in a cat carrier
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 10/09/2026
He knew
"What will you say when your child asks: why didn't you invest in Eastern Poland?" poster with an angry looking child
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 10/09/2026
A robot being executed in the Second Renaissance chapter of The Animatrix (2003)
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 09/09/2026
My partner still hasn’t forgiven me for “the fish tube tweet”
Tweet by me

What if we put one fish in one end of the fish tube, and another fish into the other end of the fish tube, and turned it into the large haddock collider?

14:57 • 21/08/2019
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 09/09/2026
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 09/09/2026
I woke up being cuddled, do recommend
A ragdoll cat curled up next to me on a plaid duvet
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 09/09/2026
I’d be remiss if I didn’t post these two again:
Star Trek TNG titles with the episode name “Brannon Braga doesn’t understand evolution”Star Trek Voyager titles with the episode name “Brannon Braga doesn’t understand evolution part II”
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 08/09/2026
Joe Lycett on BBC News saying “You’re reassured, I’m reassured…”
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 07/09/2026
Tweet by Anosognosiogenesis (@pookleblinky)

Every heartwarming human interest story in america is like "he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan-crushing machine" and then never asks why an orphan-crushing machine exists or why you'd need to pay to prevent it from being used.

10:56 PM • 24 Sep 20
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 06/09/2026
It sadly remains undefeated
Tweet by jf (@BronzeHammer)

Well, I'd like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam!
*Trump wriggles his way out of the jam easily*
Ah! Well. Nevertheless,

11:34 PM - 1 Oct 2016
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 06/09/2026
Hmm
"The large variance seen between regions in LEICSS data has likely resulted from bias in case ascertainment rather than reflection of incidence/prevalence. The Leeds SAS laboratory (located in Yorkshire and Humber) system actively encourages clinicians to test for lead exposure in children being tested for iron deficiency and when the child is also known to have pica behaviour, contributes to the reporting bias in this region where a 90% increase in testing and case reporting has been observed since implementation. This laboratory also actively involves local clinicians demonstrating that clinician awareness and testing frequency have a significant impact on case detection by the surveillance system. Although it is expected that SAS labs conduct the majority of BLC tests in children in England, testing in laboratories that do not submit cases to LEICSS may also contribute to the regional difference in case ascertainment."
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 06/09/2026
Hitler and Stalin bowing at each other over the corpse of Poland in a WW2 cartoon:

Hitler: “The scum of the earth, I believe”
Stalin: “The bloody assassin of the workers, I presume?”
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 06/09/2026
Fake text messages:

Text Message
Monday 1:39 PM
25th Amdt tonite 👀

Yesterday 3:11 PM
25th Amdt tonight queen??

Today 12:44 PM
25th Amdt tonite 👀
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 06/09/2026
Ian Hislop laughing
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 06/09/2026
Abe Simpson framed in the motivational poster format with the caption 
“So I formatted my meme like this
Which was the style at the time”
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 06/09/2026
The 8th Prime Minister in 10 years
Howard Beale from Network
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 02/09/2026
Me in 2024 / Me today
USS Abraham Lincoln in 2024, looking shiny and pristineUSS Abraham Lincoln coming into Thailand today, looking like shit rusted shit
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 02/09/2026
They'll run similarly prominent "Burnham soothes the markets" headlines when yields inevitably come down again, right?
Expectant Padme meme
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 02/09/2026
Funny you should say this, given who now owns it...
Jeff Bezos in a tuxedo
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 02/09/2026
As the old tweet said...
Tweet by Thing Bad (@Merman_Melville)

Being a billionaire must be insane. You can by new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

4:03 AM, Jan 25, 2019
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 01/09/2026
Dr Manhattan looking into the stars, with three captions:

"It is 2015, Labour activists are eagerly speculating about the return of David Miliband"

"It is 2019, Labour activists are eagerly speculating about the return of David Miliband"

"It is 2026, Labour activists are eagerly speculating about the return of David Miliband"
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 01/09/2026
Simpsons: Worst day of your life *so far*
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 29/08/2026
It does seem crazy that in this country we’d rather let our architectural heritage rot into dereliction in its present state because we often can’t find a way of acceptably funding getting it to its ideal state (picture unrelated)
The Palace of Westminster, before the 2034 fire
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