tense @tense.gay · 22/09/2026Posts like this are why I’m obsessed with my latest personal project. It’s designed for you and your friends/family to have your own digital infrastructure. No BS, just a collection of hardware shared among approved parties. I’m so excited to see this sentiment gaining popularity. 000
Reposted by tenseseosamh dáire @saint-vagrant.bsky.social · 24/07/2025i love having a website, websites as portfolio, websites as art projects themselves, you can make one for yourself, you can pool resources and make one as a group, you can do whatever. it's extremely satisfying to build your own house! 3264119
Reposted by tenseCandi (Goodra Era)🦇 @candibat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yeppp, it’s gamer dog time 1305
tense @tense.gay · 22/09/2026Beware developers that think "emacs vs vim" is an interesting and relevant conversation. 010
tense @tense.gay · 20/09/2026Every time my agent query gets submitted to additional cybersecurity safeguards, my cynicism of the current IoT security landscape grows, and my ego gets +1 pets. 000
tense @tense.gay · 20/09/2026“This seal certifies that every line of code in this repository was written by an AI model. TBH I barely even look at anything besides the tests.” 000
Reposted by tense█▒░ 𝖌𝖗𝖎𝖑𝖑✴︎𝕰𝖃 .˖𖥔݁✦⊹࣪ @mewdles.com · 16/09/2026Here are four recent #Mewdomo that I really like 211 - 198 - 182 - 151 14915
Reposted by tensemellodillo @mellodillo.com · 16/09/2026Sketch prompt that won last week's suggestion poll — Portia riding a skateboard! Hoping to do another one soon! patreon.com/mellodillo 019441
tense @tense.gay · 15/09/2026Found one of these in my code at work. Complete with comments telling me that yep, it’s random. 000
Reposted by tensebitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the question was rhetorical. you do need a hug 645089
Reposted by tense█▒░ 𝖌𝖗𝖎𝖑𝖑✴︎𝕰𝖃 .˖𖥔݁✦⊹࣪ @mewdles.com · 13/09/2026Bunny Finger Mini Doodle commissioned by Tofu #mewdsart #sfw #commission #minidoodle #color #bunny #rabbit 2026 Sep 12 What are they so worried about? 217441
Reposted by tense█▒░ 𝖌𝖗𝖎𝖑𝖑✴︎𝕰𝖃 .˖𖥔݁✦⊹࣪ @mewdles.com · 13/09/2026Artist in Motion Mini Doodle commissioned by Saturni Rose #mewdsart #sfw #commission #color #minidoodle #fanart #HFHH #HelloFromHaloHead #Pepper #Andromeda 2026 Sep 12 Don't sneak up on an artist consumed in their work! 18521
Reposted by tenseCharles Brubaker (NEW BOOK PRE-ORDER!) @bakertoons.com · 13/09/2026Hilda and Gwen have a normal one. An average day for these two. Li'l something for @mellodillo.com 323039
Reposted by tenseSimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"There's no way to see into the Simpson home without some kind of infrared heat-sensitive camera. Now, this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees. He's literally stewing in his own juices." 417837
Reposted by tenseMorbi @morbi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026the thing about gilded cages is that they are so comfortable and pretty and pleasant to sit in and you have such a nice view through the bars, and I made you a bunch of toys and a soft pillow right there in the middle and I think you should just try sitting on it at least 0803
Reposted by tenseMorbi @morbi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026[has not moved or blinked in 15 minutes] she's being soooooooo normal today 227755
tense @tense.gay · 12/09/2026This me of a story about my grandpa... It all started when I was two months old. We lived near an oil refinery, and there was an accident, forcing us to evacuate. My mom realized she left all the baby formula at the house, but she wasn't allowed to go back home to get it. 111
tense @tense.gay · 11/09/2026Thank you, vibecoding. Now that I can provide complete software libraries and documentation for common concepts like "asymmetric key cryptography" faster than I used to just put together a primer with links to documentation of the needed principles, I'm bruising egos harder than ever! 000
tense @tense.gay · 10/09/2026Spent half the day today debugging hardware RTC issues. Hopefully im half as cool and twice as popular as the Dreamcast. 010
Reposted by tense“Spooky” Tom Guycott @thomasguycott.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Happy birthday to a real champ. 2649441290
tense @tense.gay · 10/09/2026Just had the thought, “Ohh thank fuck, it’s only Wednesday” for the first time in 40 years. 000
tense @tense.gay · 08/09/2026I’m finally generating good software faster than bad developers can generate bullshit excuses for cutting corners. Fingers crossed this isn’t temporary. 001
tense @tense.gay · 06/09/2026The fun part of displaying artwork of The Great and Powerful Trixie is getting to explain why I like her. “In a world where magic exists, she’s an ostentatious magician. How could anyone not like her?” 000
Reposted by tensetense @tense.gay · 05/09/2026@candibat.bsky.social turned me into a marketable video game character! 052
tense @tense.gay · 05/09/2026@candibat.bsky.social turned me into a marketable video game character! 052
tense @tense.gay · 01/09/2026One of the fun things about work is having to think about whose ego you’re going to bruise by doing something tens of times faster than they can. 010
Reposted by tense█▒░ 𝖌𝖗𝖎𝖑𝖑✴︎𝕰𝖃 .˖𖥔݁✦⊹࣪ @mewdles.com · 31/08/2026Starlight Academy Education Institution and Training of the Metaphysics HOUSE - Transient A "circle" where the most devious miscreants are taught a modicum of discipline tending to their wayward and free-spirited inclinations to the Unreal. #mewdsart #sfw #personal #Chrissy #Celeste #cat #uniform 58326
Reposted by tensetawny and chimeric @eggoatt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026rift (pepper is from "hello from halo head" by @batshaped.bsky.social) 433089
tense @tense.gay · 30/08/2026The vibe coded project was a fun way to kill a few hours, but I can’t beat professional manufacturing. 100
Reposted by tensewillow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 26/06/2025just came up with an awesome new quote. “you always miss one hundred percent of the shots you don’t make” 1239
Reposted by tensepseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 19/04/2024A quick comic about boobs (5/30/21) 121114206
Reposted by tenseKendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people 59220347580
tense @tense.gay · 27/08/2026I can’t wait to tell kids 30 years from now that the first time I rode in a fully autonomous taxi, people were waving at us. We waved back. I’m still in awe. 100
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