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tense

@tense.gay
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Long haired queer dude. Software dork. Horse on the internet. 40. Indianapolis, IN, USA

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tense @tense.gay · 14/10/2026
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tense @tense.gay · 12/10/2026
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tense @tense.gay · 10/10/2026
Excited to talk about this song with my right-wing relatives who are heartbroken about their left-wing siblings who don't talk to them anymore. Maybe there will be enough hours in the day to gently guide them to the point.
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tense @tense.gay · 10/10/2026
everywhere i look, the world is *begging* for self-hosted infrastructure
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tense @tense.gay · 06/10/2026
Laptops were cool and all, but my tablet-first workflow makes me feel like I'm living in a world beyond the technology of Inspector Gadget.
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tense @tense.gay · 06/10/2026
Good news: the computer conformed my priors. Pack it in, everyone.
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tense @tense.gay · 03/10/2026
King of the Hill snuck Sex Robot into the background of the scifi convention.
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tense @tense.gay · 15/09/2026
Found one of these in my code at work. Complete with comments telling me that yep, it’s random.
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tense @tense.gay · 05/09/2026
@candibat.bsky.social turned me into a marketable video game character!
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tense @tense.gay · 05/09/2026
hey siri hold my calls
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tense @tense.gay · 04/09/2026
Fucker got me back
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tense @tense.gay · 03/09/2026
Dunkin' on the machines.
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tense @tense.gay · 30/08/2026
I’m gonna have fun with this.
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tense @tense.gay · 30/08/2026
The vibe coded project was a fun way to kill a few hours, but I can’t beat professional manufacturing.
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tense @tense.gay · 24/08/2026
Programming nowadays feels like playing "Zork"
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tense @tense.gay · 21/08/2026
HA! He thinks he’s people.
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tense @tense.gay · 21/08/2026
The last rev didn’t print well (and I assembled it poorly) but the damn thing wants to sleep.
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tense @tense.gay · 21/08/2026
Dirty prototype for the main assembly
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tense @tense.gay · 16/08/2026
“AI operates so much faster than me; it’s like it can get a full days worth of work done in a few minutes”
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tense @tense.gay · 08/08/2026
Picked up a hot date at the Costco.
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tense @tense.gay · 03/08/2026
I got this magnet ironically.
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tense @tense.gay · 03/08/2026
New pfp from @mjsty.bsky.social
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tense @tense.gay · 03/08/2026
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tense @tense.gay · 24/07/2026
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tense @tense.gay · 13/07/2026
The Magic Keyboard was my reference; made it pretty easy to get the magnets set up right.
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tense @tense.gay · 13/07/2026
Couldn’t find an iPad drawing stand I liked, so I made one myself.
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tense @tense.gay · 07/07/2026
I’m beginning to notice a difference between the AI models I use at work and the AI models I use personally.
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tense @tense.gay · 01/07/2026
Ohh yeah, it’s summer, I should probably post this. Thanks to @batshaped.bsky.social for making dress go spinny
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tense @tense.gay · 23/06/2026
Am I out of touch?
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tense @tense.gay · 17/06/2026
“Graphic design is my passion”
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tense @tense.gay · 17/06/2026
RIP google search.
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tense @tense.gay · 08/06/2026
The true cost of vibecoding
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tense @tense.gay · 07/06/2026
Mission accomplished.
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tense @tense.gay · 06/06/2026
Working on a very important project tonight
12 pound beef brisket, and a little baby brisket.
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tense @tense.gay · 30/05/2026
God in ~2007 I was stoked to watch Planet Earth on a 720p HDTV. Now I can capture and edit that kind of video with a handful of gadgets.
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tense @tense.gay · 27/05/2026
Unbothered. Happy. Moisturized. In my lane.
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tense @tense.gay · 21/05/2026
My flower pots came out nice this year. I always love that I can get this color palette in flower form.
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tense @tense.gay · 18/05/2026
Thank you, Costco. Next time I’m gonna have to buy plates that can contain this monster.
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tense @tense.gay · 17/05/2026
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tense @tense.gay · 25/04/2026
Follow this one life hack for free electricity.
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tense @tense.gay · 15/04/2026
The prettiest little thing you’ll ever find digging in your trash.
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tense @tense.gay · 07/04/2026
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tense @tense.gay · 06/04/2026
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tense @tense.gay · 31/03/2026
If the AI can’t handle me giving him attention, who do you think is gonna win out?
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tense @tense.gay · 31/03/2026
like, omg, its terrible
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tense @tense.gay · 31/03/2026
i talk to the AI like I'm LSP (the AI fails me like LSP)
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tense @tense.gay · 31/03/2026
As a point of comparison, this print was the same price as one of your traditional pieces. Tbh I’ve always felt like your traditional pieces are a bargain.
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tense @tense.gay · 25/03/2026
aww yeah, relatable new reaction image dropped
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tense @tense.gay · 15/03/2026
New bunny just dropped. Thanks to @candibat.bsky.social for the character design!
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tense @tense.gay · 17/02/2026
New pfp from @flowuhpowuh.bsky.social Thank you so much!
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