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@tense.gay
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Long haired queer dude. Software dork. Horse on the internet. 40. Indianapolis, IN, USA

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tense @tense.gay · 7h
youtu.be/0K4oym9Pw48
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All Star but They Don't Stop Coming for 10 Hours
YouTube video by 20fadhil: Revolution
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tense @tense.gay · 7h
Still waiting for video transcoding to hit watch scale, though.
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tense @tense.gay · 7h
Laptops were cool and all, but my tablet-first workflow makes me feel like I'm living in a world beyond the technology of Inspector Gadget.
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tense @tense.gay · 8h
"Through fiction we saw the birth Of futures yet to come Yet in fiction lay the bones Ugly in their nakedness Yet under this mortal sun We cannot hide ourselves"
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In Fiction (Remastered)
YouTube video by Isis - Topic
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tense @tense.gay · 8h
Salmon? Grouper? Catfish? I'm dying to know.
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tense @tense.gay · 8h
one of the weirdest things about using AI tools is that they're not great at helping you use AI tools.
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tense @tense.gay · 8h
Good news: the computer conformed my priors. Pack it in, everyone.
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tense @tense.gay · 11h
It feels like a lifetime ago
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tense @tense.gay · 05/10/2026
“The point is to connect, which is why I built a purity test that will never allow me to connect with my outgroup.”
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tense @tense.gay · 05/10/2026
“I can’t believe this straw man I constructed is so absurd.”
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tense @tense.gay · 04/10/2026
comme ci comme ca; c'est mon anniversaire
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Penturice @penturice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
personal references i made of @batshaped.bsky.social's Chloe and Clair because i was lacking
Chloe (left) and Clair (right) on a nondescript lawn, utilizing the day palette.Chloe (left) and Clair (right) on a nondescript lawn, utilizing the night palette
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Mazing Mel @criticalwiff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A gift for @candibat.bsky.social!
A candy corn flavored bat lady raises her staff to summon forth a volley of jack-o-lanterns in a vaguely night/halloween setting
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tense @tense.gay · 03/10/2026
Does the “T” stand for “The”, or was there a lore drop in an episode I missed?
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tense @tense.gay · 03/10/2026
I put the “Fun” in “Functional Alcoholic”.
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tense @tense.gay · 03/10/2026
Man, I'd have killed to be able to watch TV and play video games at the same time when I was 15.
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tense @tense.gay · 03/10/2026
King of the Hill snuck Sex Robot into the background of the scifi convention.
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William Gillis 🏴 @rechelon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Philosophers say that consciousness is a structural phenomenon of how information flows / how causal relations are meshed.... but what if the structures were made out of cheese???? Sounds silly now doesn't it???" Political pundits suddenly opining on phil of mind has been pure torture.
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tense @tense.gay · 03/10/2026
Yep bringing all the freaks into the comments with this one.
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tense @tense.gay · 02/10/2026
Broke: BYOPC Woke: BYO Infrastructure “We need you to use our network because it meets regulatory requirements” “No thanks, I’ve got my own”
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Pockits @pockitsdraws.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#dailypockits
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tense @tense.gay · 02/10/2026
When does brat turn into bully (pos)?
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tense @tense.gay · 01/10/2026
Using shared implementations of business logic in everything from 8 bit micros to webassembly is my “land of chocolate”
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tense @tense.gay · 01/10/2026
My dreams are just amorphous blobs of data moving through systems in ways that aren’t stupid.
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tense @tense.gay · 01/10/2026
Why can’t my dreams be this fun?
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tense @tense.gay · 01/10/2026
I just realized something: I don't think I'll ever buy another x86 CPU.
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Candi (Goodra Era)🦇 @candibat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gamer dog: realizations
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krys🌷🌺 @milkykau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Doodle of me lusting over a chocolate chip cookie.
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tense @tense.gay · 27/09/2026
you'll have to start selling billion dollar comms to nerds who can't draw themselves
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A digital illustration/homage to the great Tony Millionaire character Drinky Crow. A blue-black cartoon bird with a yellow beak and large X-ed out eyes. He has a brown jug in his beak and is chugging away, dook dook dook… Scratchy messy lettering around him reads ‘maybe it will happen today’.
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mellodillo @mellodillo.com · 25/09/2026
Icon for @tense.gay -- Thanks a bunch!!
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tense @tense.gay · 23/09/2026
Yep this tracks.
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tense @tense.gay · 22/09/2026
Posts like this are why I’m obsessed with my latest personal project. It’s designed for you and your friends/family to have your own digital infrastructure. No BS, just a collection of hardware shared among approved parties. I’m so excited to see this sentiment gaining popularity.
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saint vagrant @saint-vagrant.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
i love having a website, websites as portfolio, websites as art projects themselves, you can make one for yourself, you can pool resources and make one as a group, you can do whatever. it's extremely satisfying to build your own house!
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Candi (Goodra Era)🦇 @candibat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeppp, it’s gamer dog time
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tense @tense.gay · 22/09/2026
Beware developers that think "emacs vs vim" is an interesting and relevant conversation.
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tense @tense.gay · 21/09/2026
This could easily be Halo Head’s Poochie.
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tense @tense.gay · 21/09/2026
Yeah those are the rolls I always want but I have no idea what I’m ordering.
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tense @tense.gay · 20/09/2026
It’s so sad gamer dog died of ligma.
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tense @tense.gay · 20/09/2026
Every time my agent query gets submitted to additional cybersecurity safeguards, my cynicism of the current IoT security landscape grows, and my ego gets +1 pets.
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tense @tense.gay · 20/09/2026
“This seal certifies that every line of code in this repository was written by an AI model. TBH I barely even look at anything besides the tests.”
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tense @tense.gay · 20/09/2026
Hand-crafted, artisanal software.
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tense @tense.gay · 17/09/2026
"Plum, I don't know which dog to pet" "Well, you have two hands. Why not pet them both?" "Woah this is awesome, thank you Plum."
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█▒░ 𝖌𝖗𝖎𝖑𝖑✴︎𝕰𝖃 .˖𖥔݁✦⊹࣪ @mewdles.com · 16/09/2026
Here are four recent #Mewdomo that I really like 211 - 198 - 182 - 151
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tense @tense.gay · 16/09/2026
post 'em now
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mellodillo @mellodillo.com · 16/09/2026
Sketch prompt that won last week's suggestion poll — Portia riding a skateboard! Hoping to do another one soon! patreon.com/mellodillo
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tense @tense.gay · 16/09/2026
"I say, I say..." Bitch, we know what you have to say.
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tense @tense.gay · 15/09/2026
Found one of these in my code at work. Complete with comments telling me that yep, it’s random.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nancy 9/8/26
Nancy’s at school…. Her teacher asks her a math problem: if Nancy had three cupcakes, and Sluggo asked her for one, how many would she have left? Nancy’s reply is “three.”
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the question was rhetorical. you do need a hug
clair hugging chloe
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