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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 07/10/2026
What were you doing when you heard about 9/11 daddy? Well son I was reading some HIV denialist literature distributed by a band I liked at the time, The Foo Fighters.
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
essentially How I'm Dealing With It
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vibe-free lifestyle and smiling apple purveyor @ellaguro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
in case you missed it, i wrote about Kurt Cobain and the longstanding speculation about if he was trans ellaguro.blogspot.com/2026/10/was-...
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"was Kurt trans?"
hey folks, this is just a reminder that you can support me on Patreon here and purchase my recent album "Saint Elizabeth" on bandcamp here...
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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i hate digger and i love how much i hate digger. i am going to see the movie again in two days with more friends. it is climate change freddy got fingered
'Digger' review
The first 20 minutes of the film set up a brilliant comedy that skewers our modern lives today. And then it spends about 2 hours making us feel awful for thinking the first 20 minutes were good, on purpose, over and over again. It is a joyless, colorless film that poorly parodies Citizen Kane and Dr.
Strangelove intentionally, making a mockery of essentially all modern American liberal political commentary and comedy. And a parody of a parody is interesting but uncomfortable and challenging to watch.A parody of Donald Trump today is neither funny nor poignant and the movie knows that. By the film's conclusion, you're left wondering whether spending big budgets to make climate films at all makes any sense. It
would be reductive as well to say the film inspires you to take on the actual
catastrophe outside, because its so confident in its future of doom that really, you're only left with a wordless unease about the idea of apocalypse fiction itself. To watch "Digger" is to experience a deeply miserable punk rock waste of more than one hundred million dollars, à la Freddy Got Fingered - but you will not laugh, unless you're laughing at yourself for being in the theater at all.I enjoyed Digger, and then I hated Digger, and then I enjoyed hate-watching Digger, and then I felt weird because the movie flat out told me to feel disgusting for enjoying hate-watching Digger, and to like hating myself, and I didn't want to listen to that part, and that's the point. Andy Kaufman couldn't have done it better. The Wolf of Wall Street tried to pull this trick and failed. Vice and Don't Look Up both tried to pull this trick and failed. So many other meta-media films have tried to do this recently and they're boring because they are entertaining. Digger is so boring, and frustrating, and uncomfortable, and that's why it works, and I hate that, too, which I also love.Digger will be a massive commercial flop and then go to streaming where it'll be remembered as a cult classic forever. I will watch this movie again and again, and I will find new things to hate to love and love to hate. I couldn't recommend it more highly to anyone who wants to see a piece of ridiculous high-budget avant garde mistakenly promoted as a mass appeal "dark comedy" because it stars Tom Cruise. And yet even the inaccurate PR is part of the point of Digger, to reel you in with precisely the bait it wants to chide you for taking.
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Hey! This place is a mess! @tennismess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jeremy Sisto walked so that Adam Driver could run
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luchablog.bsky.social @luchablog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Tyler Wilcox @tylerwilcox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Feelies in Chicago 40 years ago this evening. A longtime favorite tape. doomandgloomfromthetomb.tumblr.com/post/1664365...
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Doom & Gloom From The Tomb
The Feelies - The West End, Chicago, Illinois, September 26, 1986 The return of Sunday re-up! We’ll cap off our New Jersey Trilogy with a set by the band that should be officially named the Garden...
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When To Stream @whentostream.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA (2026) Streaming: October 2, 2026 MUBI #TeenageSexAndDeathAtCampMiasma whentostream.com/jane-schoenb...
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Jane Schoenbrun's TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA Sets MUBI Streaming Release Date - When To Stream
MUBI is set to release their surrealist psychological slasher TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA on their streaming platform early next month, arriving on October 2nd, 2026. It arrived on VOD and di...
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
travis kelce and taylor swift got married in the offseason? methinks i hear wedding bells ...
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vibe-free lifestyle and smiling apple purveyor @ellaguro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
happy 25th birthday to a classic album that was defining for a lot of us gloomy teenagers! (that released on a day when nothing else happened) pwelverumandsun.bandcamp.com/album/the-gl...
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the Glow pt. 2, by the Microphones
40 track album
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Multiple Rovert Theory @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Butcher was a highlight of pandemic era AEW. The Falls Count Anywhere match with the Bucks and the Bunkhouse Match with Dustin and QT were both matches that stand out from 2020 more than almost anything else. On top of that he was a guy who just knew how to look entertaining.
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Hey! This place is a mess! @tennismess.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
DMD for Putters & Murmurs 🤼
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Hey! This place is a mess! @tennismess.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I danced so bad at a The Unicorns show in 2004 that they stopped playing To ask if I was having a seizure. 🎸
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Hey! This place is a mess! @tennismess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“…a podcaster's baseless claims.” 🏀
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Michael @miwiri.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Lou Reed famously sang about “a great big Clipper ship” and much like Lou Reed, the Clippers have lost a lot of picks! 😂😂 (guitar picks, in Lou Reeds case) (sorry, I don’t follow basketball that closely, I hope this makes sense)
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Jeff Conklin @thetrailhead.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I was thinking today how insane it is Jared Kushner interned for Todd P.
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Gerard Cosloy @gerardcosloy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
deepest condolences to all family, friends and musical co-conspirators of Half Japanese’s David Fair
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
An employe at McMahon's company, WWE was accused of systematically sexually assaulting vulnerable boys who worked at the company. McMahon persuaded them not to sue, and told one she would support his education. When his grades dropped, she stopped paying tuition support. He later killed himself.
In 1992, Cole, then twenty-one years old, and another ring boy told the San Diego Union-Tribune that Phillips had molested them. They said that he groped their feet for hours at a time. (Phillips would lock the kids into wrestling holds.) Sometimes he rubbed their feet on his penis. (Later, other ring boys alleged that Phillips had forced them into oral sex, ejaculated on them, and attempted to have penetrative sex with them; the McMahons have denied knowledge of the actions.) Cole later accused a W.W.E. executive named Pat Patterson of groping his butt, and an executive named Terry Garvin of turning on pornography and asking to perform oral sex on Cole during a work conversation.

When the story broke, the three men left the company. According to one account, the McMahons let Patterson go personally, at the mansion, and both Vince and Linda cried. (Patterson was reinstated soon afterward.) Vince held a series of damage-control phone calls with Phil Mushnick, a sports writer with the New York Post. Mushnick later testified in a deposition that Vince told him, “We had known for some time that Mel had a peculiar and unnatural interest and attachment to children.” Vince said that they’d fired Phillips before, years earlier, but had subsequently rehired him “out of the goodness of our hearts.” He framed this as a joint decision: “We brought him back with the caveat that he steer clear of children.”Cole threatened to sue the company. At a meeting with the McMahons in New York to discuss a settlement, Cole’s attorney left the room several times, leaving him alone with the McMahons. Cole recollected that Linda seemed compassionate. “I thought having her present and a mother’s instincts were invaluable,” the company’s longtime lawyer, Jerry McDevitt, later said. Cole said she told him that she believed him, and that she wanted to help. He remembered her saying, “I consider you in a sense like a son. I want to look at it that way. I want you to come to me with your problems.” Cole opened up. At a later meeting at W.W.E. headquarters, according to Cole, the McMahons sought the names of other potential accusers with whom he, along with his brother Lee, was communicating. At the McMahons’ coaxing, he gave them access to his brother’s answering machine. (Vince denies this.) His lawyer had sought a monetary settlement, but Cole, who’d left the company, said that he just wanted his job back. The McMahons agreed, and also gave him fifty thousand dollars in back pay. Linda McMahon and Cole also made a separate agreement: he’d be paid as an employee but would return to school, as McMahon wanted. “I talked to this young man as I would my son, and told him how supportive of him we would be,” she later recounted. He signed a document that she’d prepared, agreeing that his employment was contingent on his academics.As the journalist David Bixenspan, who has reported on the ring-boy allegations, has detailed, Cole enrolled at a community college. McMahon corresponded with his professors. Cole found that he was still traumatized by the abuse and had a hard time concentrating. He asked McMahon if he could drop out and resume working for the company. She told him to stick with it. Cole stopped attending class. He failed. His transcript was sent to McMahon. “I was very disappointed in your performance,” she wrote to him. “At this point we believe that we have done everything we can. Therefore, this letter is to advise you of your termination with Titan Sports, effective immediately.” She concluded, “The opportunity of a lifetime is a terrible thing to waste.”
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
NYT headline from 1997: “CIA Says It Has Found No Link Between Itself and Crack Trade”
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Hey! This place is a mess! @tennismess.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The fashion guy on the Charli xcx album cover should’ve been Tim Gunn or Michael Kors
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Hey! This place is a mess! @tennismess.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Animate maya world into the aew game. She rocks. 🤼
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Hey! This place is a mess! @tennismess.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
All of the intro music has never been easier to hear. It rocks. 🤼
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 06/08/2026
BrooklynVegan, Alt Press, et al being unceremoniously shut down by a company owned by the guys from Good Charlotte that’s also owned by Live Nation is a plot that would happen in a direct to video sequel to Richie Rich.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Edgar Alan Poe's Fucked Up Monkey Mystery
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Aadam Jacobs Collection @ajcproject.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026
Scrawl Live at Lounge Ax on 1991-08-10 archive.org/details/ajc03818_scrawl…
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Scrawl Live at Lounge Ax on 1991-08-10 : Scrawl : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Scrawl - Lounge Ax - 1991-08-10 - TEAC ME-120 Mics > Sony TC-D5M > Cassette (M)
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 10/07/2026
check this out -- you're a pussy. this is my real name. ive been on the news for posting about hot-button political issues using it! and youre ugly as well which is fine but just while we're here
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
like, your grocery bill is NEVER going down. i think we all understand that. they are tripling it IN PERPETUITY
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Alonso Duralde @aduralde.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Janus Films acquires Unzipped, with a 4K theatrical reissue coming in September. #filmsky 📽️
Black-and-white photo of Isaac Mizrahi and Cindy Crawford in Unzipped (1995)
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Matthew Perpetua @fluxblog.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Other Music closed 10 years ago today - I miss it so much!
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Hey! This place is a mess! @tennismess.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Wow 🏀
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Hey! This place is a mess! @tennismess.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
NBA CHAMPIONS AARON AFFLALO AND JOSÉ CALDERÓN 🏀
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Hey! This place is a mess! @tennismess.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
RALLY ‘ROUND THE FAMILY WITH A POCKET FULL OF SMELLS
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
RIP, Jerry Moriarty
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This would be a fantastic innovation with national impact on theater, and all it would take to make it happen is some institutional will and planning, and probably one deep-pocketed donor who loves the art form. playbill.com/article/alde...
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'The Lincoln Center Archives Should Be Public'; Alden Ehrenreich Refuses to Let Theatre Become 'A Leisure Activity of the Rich'
Ehrenreich had plenty to say after winning his Tony about theatrical access, and his dream of a more open experience for all.
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Cath Kastner @cathkastner.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I loved this so much I drew it
Pixel illustration of a Kelly Reichardt / Mariokart crossover with 9 characters on a yellow and pink desert background.
The title card reads KELLY REIKART with a portrait of the filmmaker and a camera on the sides
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Hey! This place is a mess! @tennismess.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
KARL TOWNES 🏀
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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter
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Hey! This place is a mess! @tennismess.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Lulu is so good. #juniordad #metallisky #loureedsky
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 27/05/2026
Ian MacKaye and Henry Rollins are helping to release a shelved 1977 Cramps album produced by Alex Chilton
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Ian MacKaye & Henry Rollins Releasing Shelved 1977 Cramps Album
In April 1979, New York punk-scene weirdos the Cramps played at a Washington, DC venue called the LBJ Club, and that must’ve been some show. The Cramps hadn’t released their debut album yet, but they ...
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Craig Jenkins @craigsj.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
my 'gave the hard sell on justin timberlake's justified on the ride in to a 2000s fugazi concert' perspective on the -ism wars in music crit is that it's conspicuous how rock vs pop heats up under a republican president.
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Hey! This place is a mess! @tennismess.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
‘BLACKHEART’ LIO RUSH 🤼
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Jiggety Jatters. The worst name. @jessefuchs.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
even though I'm going to have to call it for de Saussure at this point—we haven't even seen his final form—the handclaps after "I'm just a great composer" are my favorite moment in music
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The Death of Ferdinand de Saussure
YouTube video by The Magnetic Fields - Topic
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Hulk Hogan got the idea to use “Voodoo Child” as his NWO theme music when he heard it in Born In Flames
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
We all know the Blank Check pod fans are ~the worst~
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 12/04/2026
“We are collateral damage.” - Mark Graham, Wayback Machine When preservation is caught in the crossfire, it’s not just libraries that lose—it’s the public’s access to history, knowledge, and truth. The web shouldn’t disappear behind closed doors. ➡️ www.sfexaminer.com/news/technol...
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Publishers’ AI battle hits Internet Archive
SF organization losing access to some news content
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Hey! This place is a mess! @tennismess.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Lance Archer’s christ shirt is pretty funny 🤼
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Hey! This place is a mess! @tennismess.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It’s pretty much impossible to watch #jcw on YouTube on the tv if you press fast-forward once #wrestlesky 🤼
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Hey! This place is a mess! @tennismess.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Hurt Syndicate!🤼
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Hey! This place is a mess! @tennismess.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The fifteen minute catch-up video that kicked #JCW is nuts. #wrestlesky #juggalosky 🤼
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Hey! This place is a mess! @tennismess.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Not wearing a shirt to a contract signing is beast 🤼 #wrestlesky
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