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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m still thinking about the gangbang sankey diagram
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
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Tim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh that’s not all, folks. Antifa Waldo, beatifications of ICE martyrs, ICE agents slipping, and more—all from the likes of corn, barley, and alfalfa
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Each fall, Spirit Halloween gives us an unflinching report card on the state of American culture. In this essay I will…
Two spirit Halloween costumes: Jesus, and Sinful Sister (Plus Size)
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@nytimes.com serving me an AI slop ad where someone installs a lawnmower saw blade(?) by magically passing it through the top of the device.
The device shortly after the blade has been installed through the closed top rather than the open bottom
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
People are talking about Woke 1, but not me. I'm talking about Nuremberg 2
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Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability.
A hand drawn eight panel cartoon. First two panels are a colander sitting frowning on a shelf. Then the colander is frowning straining pasta, then three more panels of frowning sitting on a shelf. Then a big panel where it's projecting a bunch of crescent eclipse shapes and smiling with speech bubbles around saying "Wow! Look! Amazing! Beautiful!" And then one final panel where it's sitting on a shelf smiling.
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Trump just had his horse confirmed by the senate
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Fucking Eric Adams man
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The overwhelming right wing sentiment is that COVID was an engineered bioweapon that was also harmless. Trump overreacted to it by shutting down the country, then engineered a drive to create a vaccine that was the real bioweapon that killed millions, and it's Joe Biden's fault.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
bloomberg has a fun article today arguing that the Cybertruck is the biggest flop in automotive history. it includes this glorious graph.
A graph showing how the edsel and Cybertruck both performed based on their sales target and actual year one and year two sales. The edsel was expected to sell 200k units in its first year. It sold slightly over 50k, and less than 50k the next year

The Cybertruck had a sales.target of 250k in its first year. They sold around 40k, the next year they sold about half as many.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
new political axis just dropped
gun ownership vs yoga interest by state
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Characters who let the baby escape, only to face him years later as a fully grown threat
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A short parable about Lindsey Graham and the FBI
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
No World Cup make Homer something something
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Arthur Lice Treatment
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
What if instead of trying to score a second goal, I just played defense against one of the best attacks in the world for 40 minutes? Delightfully devilish Thomas Tuchel…
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Argentina is Strong Belwas: always lets the enemy draw first blood before slaying them send tweet
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Fuck
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Air to Ground Message: HELLLLL YEAAAAA SEND THAT 41 YEAR OLD FRAUD HOME Area: Jacksonville, FL, USA Type: Airbus A319 A: #a1cb08a6b75 F: #fee17899d51
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is a hell of a shot
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Why do all these soccer players have the “Don Mattingly trying to eliminate all sideburns for Mr Burns” hair style…
The Simpsons Don Mattingly with half his head shaved up from the sideburns trying to comply with Mr Burns continued demands that he get rid of those damn sideburns!
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
What a cool dude
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
As always, I hope Anthony Kennedy is having a shitty day and is unable to get comfortable in bed no matter how many different positions he tries
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Mbapping the post more like
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Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 28/06/2026
Some Sunday Black Boy Joy
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Full hearts, laser eyes, can’t loose
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I don’t think sage is gonna cut it for this place
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Charlotte Garden @charlottegarden.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Irony is dead.
Extreme Heat: Improving governance and strengthening action around the world - cancelled
Date: 24 June 2026, 9:30 am - 12:00 pm Venue: LSE Shaw Library, Houghton St, Old Building, London, WC2A 2AE
We regret that this event has been cancelled due to the red extreme heat warning issued by the UK Met Office.
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ChrisO_wiki @chriso-wiki.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
How it started / how it's going
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
historians are divided on whether trump was actually a real person, or the stories of a large series of petty tyrants over a period of perhaps 100 years whose stories got merged and blended together back when AI was unsophisticated and new
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
That was a dive. At least that bullshit red saved a goal.
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Reality is goated when the vibe is stuff
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Paul McNamara @mpaulmcnamara.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Dublin-born Cape Verde defender Pico Lopes was offered a slot in the national side over LinkedIn. Accepted the second time because the first invitation was in Portuguese „which i didn’t speak”
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The car loving dipshit mayor from Pixar’s hoppers.
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
NBA wildcat strike tonite? 👀 Wildcat strike tonight queen? NBA strike tonite? 👀
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 07/06/2026
Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 03/06/2026
I spent more time on this piece than almost anything else I've written in the last year. Building a better, more decentralized internet is an inherent necessity if you want a functioning democracy. I hope people find it a useful encapsulation of where we're at. www.liberalism.org/p/enshittifi...
liberalism.org
Enshittification, Despotification, and the Open Internet
It’s not about whether technology is inherently good or bad, liberating or oppressive. Architecture shapes incentives; incentives shape outcomes.
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Smithers asks Marge if she wants to stop gambling, in a way that makes it clear he wants her to keep going.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED
It’s a Portuguese add and it’s “Final” volleyball but it looks like “anal” which is confusing cause they’re all women and men are the ones more into anal cause of their prostate gland orgasm potential? I’ve heard?? Can’t say that in the lesson shoot
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Busch light apple is so goddam bad
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Dr. Christine H. Tran @thechristinet.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Anon reviewer told us to cite more of my work:
are you wining son meme but with the Paliacci guy.
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
We at Sega would like to say: Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you. Go fuck yourself. Fuck you.
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I mean, good. But the prob w mainstream dems is they are always just catching up w solutions that would have helped yesterday. With both fascism and climate change, every off-ramp you miss means the remaining ones require increasingly extreme measures.
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
May they be forever shunned
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Simpsons Bobs Burgers Arrested development True detective Fargo Station eleven X-files Twin peaks Millennium Adventure time Next generation DS9 Broad city Breaking bad Taaaaaales from the crypt!
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