Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 2hIt’s funny how “pink skin” was the Andorian term for humans when they had already encountered humans and plenty of other species with completely different skin tones. Star Trek lore can be weirdly inconsistent sometimes. 020
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 5hHow many kids are between Olivia and Ellington? Martin and Denise were expecting at the end of The Cosby Show. 000
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 10hI actually rarely listen to albums chronologically, even on the first listen. I tend to pick the songs that catch my attention first, whether it’s the title, a feature, or something I’ve heard about, and work my way through the album from there. 130
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 11hPerfectly normal things to say to your son. 000
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 13hSigh 10 dollar foot long doesnt hit the same 100
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 13hMe celebrating this new holidaystatic.klipy.comCock Calling: 'You Want Some of This Cock'ALT: Cock Calling: 'You Want Some of This Cock' 110
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 16hBy letting me do it myself and listening to me complaining about how everyone else is incompetent 010
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 20hJust because the wrapper is wrinkled, doesn’t mean the candy isn’t sweet 020
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Me refusing to sleep every day because I didn't get enough me time after a long day: 0224
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ai generated Dune content is really funny because canonically every single character in dune would st@b you in the face for using AI 010
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I dont get the hate for this episode. It was hysterical 😂 020
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Zora... You reminded me what it means to be human." 000
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"When the sun dips below the horizon, nature takes a deep breath." — Unknown 010
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My manager probably: and that's why we don't have our phones out on the floor peoplestatic.klipy.comYeriblossom Manager ExplainsALT: Yeriblossom Manager Explains 010
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026newly reupholstered pussy sounds crazy but then againstatic.klipy.comBatman Deep in ThoughtALT: Batman Deep in Thought 000
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The strongest people are the ones who continue to be kind, even after the world has torn them apart 02110
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I see what you did there, Marvel. Well played. 030
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Let me get back to my random blerd, anime, sci-fi content for my two followers 020
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comFreddie Gibbs Says 'I Like Both'ALT: Freddie Gibbs Says 'I Like Both' 110
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comScared Gingerbread Man from ShrekALT: Scared Gingerbread Man from Shrek 020
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Well I never, I'm eating right nowstatic.klipy.comWee Bey's Shocked and Surprised FaceALT: Wee Bey's Shocked and Surprised Face 110
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Agreed and really no offence taken cause that's understandable 020
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Well hello, Ms Swirlstatic.klipy.comMichael Myers with Knife - Happy HalloweenALT: Michael Myers with Knife - Happy Halloween 010
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Lol sometimes I wish I was famous on here, then the beefs start and I remember why I like scrolling passively 022
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Say less my brother in Christ. I coming with the strongest Caribbean medical team: Vicks, Limacol, white rum and a prayer. Stay strong until we get there 110
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Kirk Franklin is just Christian DJ Khaled 020
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The L in Samuel Jackson really be silent lol 000
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Avery Brooks set the bar on day one. Sisko’s absolute refusal to give Picard the standard Starfleet reverence in "Emissary" was a bold choice that paid off instantly. 120
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A princess in name but a Queen in temperament and attitude. Never change my dear. 110
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Always remember whatever you do in this world, commit fully. Half hearted efforts satisfies no one. Be it a dream, your career or yes even sucking dick, give it 100%, don't half ass your greatness.static.klipy.comJesse Itzler: Am I Right? at VaynerspeakersALT: Jesse Itzler: Am I Right? at Vaynerspeakers 010
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This always makes me remember one of my favourite calypsos called Day before Yesterday 001
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As someone that performs spoken word, i do not have the words cause i am on the floor dying of laugher 002
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026black cat, the girl is practically a super solider 010
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One of my favorite episodes is Waiting To Go. 🙂 Hard to believe they were only waiting a few minutes lol. 000
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I need your boobs, gotta see your boobs, or whatever Chris Brown said. 000
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My ranking of The Daniel Craig 007 Collection. 010
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I be having so much fun skeeting with yall. Skeet here, skeet there, skeet skeet skeet everywhere 150
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The worst he can say is no right Judai: 000