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Trinidad 🇹🇹 | Music, football, anime and random observations | Mostly here for jokes and good conversation

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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 2h
It’s funny how “pink skin” was the Andorian term for humans when they had already encountered humans and plenty of other species with completely different skin tones. Star Trek lore can be weirdly inconsistent sometimes.
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 2h
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 5h
How many kids are between Olivia and Ellington? Martin and Denise were expecting at the end of The Cosby Show.
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 5h
Punisher Shaq does not approve
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 10h
Four things men love, all in one photo
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 10h
I actually rarely listen to albums chronologically, even on the first listen. I tend to pick the songs that catch my attention first, whether it’s the title, a feature, or something I’ve heard about, and work my way through the album from there.
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 11h
Perfectly normal things to say to your son.
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 13h
Sigh 10 dollar foot long doesnt hit the same
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 13h
Me celebrating this new holiday
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Cock Calling: 'You Want Some of This Cock'
ALT: Cock Calling: 'You Want Some of This Cock'
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 15h
Now wait a minute lol
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 16h
By letting me do it myself and listening to me complaining about how everyone else is incompetent
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 20h
Just because the wrapper is wrinkled, doesn’t mean the candy isn’t sweet
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me refusing to sleep every day because I didn't get enough me time after a long day:
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ai generated Dune content is really funny because canonically every single character in dune would st@b you in the face for using AI
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I dont get the hate for this episode. It was hysterical 😂
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Northern range Trinidad
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Zora... You reminded me what it means to be human."
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"When the sun dips below the horizon, nature takes a deep breath." — Unknown
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Probably both
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My manager probably: and that's why we don't have our phones out on the floor people
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Yeriblossom Manager Explains
ALT: Yeriblossom Manager Explains
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
newly reupholstered pussy sounds crazy but then again
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Batman Deep in Thought
ALT: Batman Deep in Thought
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The strongest people are the ones who continue to be kind, even after the world has torn them apart
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I see what you did there, Marvel. Well played.
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let me get back to my random blerd, anime, sci-fi content for my two followers
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Freddie Gibbs Says 'I Like Both'
ALT: Freddie Gibbs Says 'I Like Both'
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Scared Gingerbread Man from Shrek
ALT: Scared Gingerbread Man from Shrek
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well I never, I'm eating right now
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Wee Bey's Shocked and Surprised Face
ALT: Wee Bey's Shocked and Surprised Face
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Agreed and really no offence taken cause that's understandable
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well hello, Ms Swirl
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Michael Myers with Knife - Happy Halloween
ALT: Michael Myers with Knife - Happy Halloween
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lol sometimes I wish I was famous on here, then the beefs start and I remember why I like scrolling passively
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Say less my brother in Christ. I coming with the strongest Caribbean medical team: Vicks, Limacol, white rum and a prayer. Stay strong until we get there
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kirk Franklin is just Christian DJ Khaled
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The L in Samuel Jackson really be silent lol
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How bout both? 🤭
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Avery Brooks set the bar on day one. Sisko’s absolute refusal to give Picard the standard Starfleet reverence in "Emissary" was a bold choice that paid off instantly.
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A princess in name but a Queen in temperament and attitude. Never change my dear.
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Always remember whatever you do in this world, commit fully. Half hearted efforts satisfies no one. Be it a dream, your career or yes even sucking dick, give it 100%, don't half ass your greatness.
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Jesse Itzler: Am I Right? at Vaynerspeakers
ALT: Jesse Itzler: Am I Right? at Vaynerspeakers
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This always makes me remember one of my favourite calypsos called Day before Yesterday
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As someone that performs spoken word, i do not have the words cause i am on the floor dying of laugher
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
black cat, the girl is practically a super solider
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My spirit animal
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of my favorite episodes is Waiting To Go. 🙂 Hard to believe they were only waiting a few minutes lol.
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need your boobs, gotta see your boobs, or whatever Chris Brown said.
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My ranking of The Daniel Craig 007 Collection.
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This would be great.
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I be having so much fun skeeting with yall. Skeet here, skeet there, skeet skeet skeet everywhere
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
👌 Sheik from 1998 to 2026
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The worst he can say is no right Judai:
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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