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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 3h
A little less talk, a little more action
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Double plus ungood! Only unpersons use nonwords! Attend this matter fastwise!
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You know evil exists in this world, and yet you choose to continue living, curious
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Zelda Goldman from Pet Semetary (1989) the freaky emaciated flashback sister
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is the Oval Office on a fucking boat
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m getting vertigo looking at the way she’s standing. Why can’t anyone in this admin stand at human angles??
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Qui gives a shit? It’s got a fuckin bow on it.
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What’s a matter smartass, you don’t know any fuckin Shakespeare?
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We’re not here to solve the case of the missing scumbag: we’re here to nail Costello.
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Isn’t San Diego the home base for the whole Pacific Fleet…
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Alec Baldwin and Anthony Hopkins in The Edge (1997) where they must strategize to defeat a bear thats hunting them. Though in this image I think they are trying to catch a rabbit, whatever I’m not finding a better screenshot.
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m still thinking about the gangbang sankey diagram
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Killing someone is acceptable under certain circumstances
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Century of American Humiliation
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ralph Wiggum announces he will go to Bluesky university when he grows up
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gender: New Flesh ☑️
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You absolutely do not have to give any republicans the benefit of the doubt when they discover trump is a con artist right AFTER getting railed at the polls in November. They knew and did not care so long as they were winning. Their brand is trump, do not ever let them run away from it.
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The bar is on the floor
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Must be so scary to live with the memory condition from The Notebook
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A south park line that lives in my head was from the freemium app addiction episode where the app notification urges one of the kids to keep playing/spending with the line: “How much money can YOU buy?”
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Arcturian because it sounds like me pretending to speak Swedish when I was like 10
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pretty sure it’s cause he’s a well established piece of shit, next question.
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The old guy from Ace Ventura saying: “she expects him home any minute” about his mentally unstable wife
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I believe we’ve finally found a compromise between ass fetishists and foot fetishists
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Homer tells Bart that they are going to die when their raft trip takes a wrong turn
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I prefer the corn syrup and bubbles flavor
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The “why not 20 years ago” lady from Krustys retirement conference in the simpsons
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@nytimes.com that’s how you write a headline dummy
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
C3P0 in that scene where he gives an absurdly specific calculation of their chances of success, which exists only to set up an iconic Han Solo response.
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Emmet 📈 Melanin 📉
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Feel like “slop” should be reserved for words, sounds, and images. Code can’t really be slop cause it isn’t art in the first place. This is just how computer code gets made now.
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I would never call Susan Collins a crooked sack of shit who thinks Mainers are a bunch of dumb hicks
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Barts fake newspaper with the headline: “Extra Extra! Todd Smells”
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
its_afraid.gif
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Crazy that no one thought of trying to topple the regime with economic pressure before
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ah, there it is, the conservative central limit theorem: its not real if it doesn’t affect me personally
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trigger Man, House of the Devil, and The Innkeepers were all very good slow burns IMHO. Since then I haven’t seen any I really liked. Think his more recent stuff has veered too heavily into black comedy where those earlier movies were more about tension.
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Take that shit to the cursed shores of LinkedIn
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Tim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh that’s not all, folks. Antifa Waldo, beatifications of ICE martyrs, ICE agents slipping, and more—all from the likes of corn, barley, and alfalfa
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Each fall, Spirit Halloween gives us an unflinching report card on the state of American culture. In this essay I will…
Two spirit Halloween costumes: Jesus, and Sinful Sister (Plus Size)
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Are you eating too many calories? Try gruel peasant.
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
(first thought) ha go for it dipshit! (second thought) no no, we’ve learned the hard way not to wish for that (third thought) god it really sucks that one of the two major political parties is nazi
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“Remember a guy” but for shitheads
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Loading up on toilet stocks
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sowing/reaping
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Game recognize game
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So it’s not just a clever name!
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Temp Login @templogin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The renamings will continue until polls improve
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