Reposted by TelfoPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 01/03/2026What I mean specifically is that you can never tell what, precisely, is going to be the thing that pushes an obviously incompetent regime over the edge, which scandal is going to be the one that catches fire, which specific overreach is the one that creates the uncontrollable backlash. 523625
Reposted by TelfoPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 01/03/2026The whole Trump administration is just rooting around in complicated systems - regional balances of power, state legitimacy, funding for global health - and ripping wires out, and they've frankly been lucky that they've ripped out so many wires without electrocuting themselves. Won't last forever. 1256398
Telfo @telfo.bsky.social · 04/01/2026@natetice.bsky.social Torbert being the ref for falcons saints has the potential for some extreme comedy 000
Reposted by TelfoJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/12/2025The Atlanta Falcons when it doesn't matter 9763110
Telfo @telfo.bsky.social · 30/12/2025@davidlsims.bsky.social David are you aware that Marty’s friend in Marty Supreme is the “Trae Young looks like my dad dick!” Guy?!?’ I just learned this and for some reason immediately thought of you lmao 000
Reposted by Telfojamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/12/2025very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight 459208832798
Reposted by TelfoDavid Dennis Jr @daviddennisjr.bsky.social · 30/10/2025There’s a movement of people who just post groceries they feel like poor people don’t deserve to eat and I really don’t think we’re punching people enough 322734
Telfo @telfo.bsky.social · 26/10/2025@thefalcoholic.bsky.social I’m generally Raheem agnostic but the frequency with which this teams comes out and looks like garbage combined with multiple bad coordinator hires is enough to get him canned IMO 020
Reposted by TelfoBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/10/2025it's always ok to turn off the falcons game 41025
Reposted by TelfoJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 14/10/2025Saving points for later. Investment paid off 21777
Reposted by TelfoPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Complaining about cancel culture in Riyadh is one of the best examples I've seen of how "free speech culture" rots the brain. 23682391300
Reposted by TelfoJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/10/2025[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot 212027222
Telfo @telfo.bsky.social · 24/09/2025This MF said the might be doing too much when the whole problem is that he isn’t doing enough lmao 230
Reposted by Telfojamelle @jamellebouie.net · 20/09/2025entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster 531147453159
Reposted by TelfoRyan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social · 18/09/2025In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again. 6190942919
Telfo @telfo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025And we still take so many of the people who thought this seriously! 000
Reposted by Telforyan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 16/09/2025"America’s entire power structure has been taken over by the very same sort of dumbasses who have been yelling at all of us on the internet for years." www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/getting-ye...hamiltonnolan.comGetting Yelled at By DumbassesThe defining experience of fascism. 291402330
Reposted by TelfoJP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Now that's a real Atlanta Falcons-ass fumble 3746
Reposted by Telfojamelle @jamellebouie.net · 31/08/2025every day i see hundreds of comments of people spinning elaborate scenarios to explain how trump can control everything and all opposition is futile. a) i think a lot of you need to log off and stop following professional doomsayers. b) i think a lot of you are cowards 584943774
Reposted by TelfoDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/08/2025This rocks. It looks like a version of Myst that only Bill Maher can play. It looks like Joe Camel's house if Joe Camel was a real guy. 1082570338
Reposted by TelfoPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Really impossible to overstate how completely this guy has failed at every aspect of being an opposition leader over the past six months. Jeffries is a truly inspiring example for every soulless careerist who would rather be king of nothing than stand for anything decent in the world. 30859201043
Reposted by TelfoRyan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Viral videos and podcasts did not help a socialist win over a third of Staten Island. Be fucking serious lmao. Thanks to Zohran Mamdani, establishment Dems woke up to a jarring new political reality this morning: If you care about things people will vote for you. www.garbageday.email/p/if-you-re-... 261117227
Reposted by Telfolauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/06/2025we're still in the whiteboarding stages of woke 2 so don't throw out any ideas, no matter how outlandish. i'm writing "the stockades for guys who say they don't care if someone is white, black, or purple" on there and circling it 982218193
Reposted by TelfoKeith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav- Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos* Millennials: no wait The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East* 6162631499
Reposted by TelfoBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/06/2025You have no obligation to defend or explain the behavior of random street protesters. We have a lawless government that is flagrantly violating its legal, moral, even philosophical obligations to us. Everything else is secondary 48140633344
Reposted by TelfoDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 10/06/2025We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue. 594230305046
Reposted by TelfoBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Bitch you're the only person talking about this shit! This is letting the other side dictate the debate! We've been beaten over the head with Alexander Hamilton quotes for a decade and yet party leadership still hasn't internalized the easiest thing: "Those who stand for nothing fall for anything." 1684906693
Reposted by TelfoMicah @rincewind.run · 05/06/2025is being terminally online bad for you? yes does it make you less happy than your offline friends? absolutely is there anything that matches the high of a poster's ragnarok? there is not, and that's why we can never log off 424966981
Reposted by Telfo👻Calvinboo Congress👻 @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 05/06/2025shut the fuck up 256623
Reposted by TelfoPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 04/06/2025The point here isn't that voters are always right, or that elected officials should vote purely based on their perception of the electorate's wishes. It's a back-and-forth push and pull of competing interests and incentives, and for too long, there hasn't been enough pushing. 31015
Reposted by TelfoPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 04/06/2025For many years it's been clear that the only way to get elected officials to do better was to tell them to eat shit, go fuck themselves, and stop being whiny pushovers. These people aren't your friends; they work for you, and they had better remember that. 1255796
Reposted by TelfoBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Is there a way to text 0 to STOP an entire party's messaging strategy? 2025014595
Reposted by Telfojamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/05/2025large swaths of american elites — and not just conservatives — experienced 2020 as a crisis of social reproduction. they will do whatever it takes to make sure keyleigh and dylan never post an instagram black square ever again 172158276
Reposted by Telfojenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/05/2025we're gonna have to start doing reddit atheism on people who think the computer is alive 734010683
Telfo @telfo.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I don’t think I have ever seen something quite like the the episode of The Rehearsal last night 120
Reposted by TelfoBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/04/2025 421725
Telfo @telfo.bsky.social · 27/04/2025@iam8bit.com how fast can we get the Clair Obscur soundtrack on vinyl? 010
Reposted by Telfojamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/04/2025there really is no alternative to tearing up CBP and ICE root and branch 504285697902
Reposted by Telfoderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/04/2025a lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. now you're right. ok. my bad. 165195381659
Reposted by Telfoderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Andrew Chen, co-founder of one of my favorite denim brands, 3sixteen, breaks down how the tariffs affect his company IG 3sixteen 292151964733
Reposted by TelfoBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/03/2025I just can’t imagine being so mentally weak that you’d allow your sense of morality to be changed because someone was rude to you online, but that’s like half the media. Half of them are like well I used to think poor people should get healthcare…but that was before PissBoner27 levied his cruel axe 704823641
Reposted by TelfoKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress. 23385554612225
Telfo @telfo.bsky.social · 16/03/2025The funniest part of the modern day Democratic Party is how they would constantly look for excuses to do nothing 040