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Hegelian vs. Predator

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Winner of the 1934 Nobel Prize in Necromancy. He/him. I have tattoos old enough to drink. I block AI slop. Feel free to add me to whatever "anti-tech" bullshit blocklist you like.

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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 15h
the abolitionist's dilemma
venn diagram
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some people need their ass beat
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punishment does not transform people
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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 14h
The Flex Seal meme: the top panel is an image of a leaky tank of water and a guy preparing to slap a strip of tape on it; the text over the leaky tank reads "failing war in the Middle East/purging senior leadership/culture war bullshit." The bottom frame is a close up of the hand slapping Flex Seal to stop the leak; the text over the stopped leak reads "new hats"
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 14h
That's why I appreciate TRUMP ENDORSED on major downballot races. Very helpful
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Stranger Things Flamethrower
Alt: Stranger Things Flamethrower
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 16h
californians every 2-4 years will vote on ballot propositions that go “should we stab ourselves repeatedly with a serrated triblade knife?”, and the result is always a nail biter
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Michael Froomkin @mfroomkin.bsky.social · 18h
Relative got a $500 check from US Treasury and a shocking letter full of lies signed by Trump and ending with "May God bless you". Basically a pre-electoral bribe. News reports say they're sending almost a million of these. Full text in alt below. (I told him to cash it quick before it bounces.)
Dear [name],

For years, the Biden Administration overcharged you to fund the operation of HealthCare.gov. That money belongs to hard-working Americans, not the Government, and now, I am returning it to you!

With this Historic Action, my Administration is taking the surplus funds that accumulated from the Obamacare ''Premium Tax" and issuing a one-time $500 REFUND to Americans who use the HealthCare.gov platform to purchase their health insurance, but who do not receive Taxpayer Subsidies to help pay for their Coverage. You have paid into this flawed System, and now you are finally getting something back.

Healthcare Dollars should benefit Patients, not Insurance Companies or Government Bureaucrats. Since returning to office, I have fought to lower Healthcare Costs, increase Accountability, and Put Patients First. Through TrumpRx, we are delivering massive discounts on Household Prescription Drugs, and my Most-Favored-Nation Pricing Agreements have already saved Americans more than 1 Billion Dollars on much-needed Medications. We also secured an unprecedented 50 Billion Dollar investment to transform Rural Healthcare, expanded access to Health Saving Accounts for millions of people on Obamacare, and restored Pnce Transparency, all while roofing out the Waste, Fraud, and abuse across our Healthcare System.

I am proud to return your money to you, and I will never stop fighting to put the American People FIRST, restore Affordability, protect your hard-earned money, and lower the Cost of Healthcare.

May God bless you, and may He continue to bless the United States of America!

Sincerely,

[signed] 

DONALD J. TRUMP
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 16h
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 15h
Agreed and I don't think that will happen. But I struggle with voting for assholes like him, and sadly here I am forced to go with the "least worst" option
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Nate Bowling @natebowling.com · 04/10/2026
Tiffany Sloan is a joke stealing AI generated stand-up comedian that has amassed a following of 350K users on Instagram. AI is supposed to transform the world and it's doing it in the worst and dumbest possible ways. buttondown.com/natebowling/...
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The Joke Thief
The AI Powered Joke Thief (or Fine, Somebody Wants This)
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 15h
If I lived in CA I also would probably not have voted for president in 2024. But living in Arizona, you can bet your ass that I will fill in the box next to the D candidate in 2028 even if it is (GAG) Newsom
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The Capybaron @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
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◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢ @monosynth.oshiok.io · 27/06/2026
[ smoking a cigarette outside the circle K across from herod's temple in 29 AD ]
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rupini.bsky.social @rupini.bsky.social · 19h
I can't believe no one posted my favorite. I was DYING when I saw this.
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 17h
My buddy's wife was grading papers over the weekend
Photo of a HS essay about MArtin Luther. Student wrote that Luther 
uploaded" his 95 theses to the church door. Teacher has an arrow pointing to her written "pasted" (also not technically correct)
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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026
Martin Luther speech bubble meme
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martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/emdo...
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WH Chief of Staff Andrew Card whispering to George W Bush on September 11, 2001:
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We are fucking under attack.
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 19h
without any doubt:
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Jade Monster @feleochadan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This one is one of my favorites
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 05/10/2026
also, though not strictly the same class of post, this was the same tier
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put trains in space @gunpowdertim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh, and a brilliant one from 2025
A cinema board read:
Gladiator 2
Paddington 3

User Geoff norcott quotes with: 'Massive away win for the little fella'
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Nagi Viperine @themetalviper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 17h
Yet another confirmation that my absolute indifference to US sports is the correct call
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 18h
Spooky bird stories. My Halloween comic from 2024.
A comic titled Spooky Bird Stories. In panel 1, a turkey vulture is telling stories to other vultures, and it says, "She walked toward the source of the terrible smell. She got closer and closer, and then, to her horror, she saw... No dead body." A black vulture says "No!" and a turkey vulture says "Did someone already eat it??" In panel 2, a northern cardinal is telling a story to some songbirds. It says "They peered through the windows of the house at the gory scene. Zombies had smashed through the door in the night. The homeowner was dead. But worst of all... He hadn't refilled the feeders." An eastern bluebird says "Aaah!" and an American goldfinch says "It can't be!". In panel 3, A screech owl is telling a story to other owls. It says "And then the ghost fluffed itself up really big to appear scarier." A saw-whet owl gasps, and a long-eared owl says "Horrifying!". In panel 4, a downy woodpecker is telling a story to other woodpeckers, and says "The eerie sound rang through the dark woods. Tap-tap. Tap-tap. It was the distinctive two-part knock of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker. The species had returned from the dead... FOR REVENGE." A red-cockaded woodpecker says "Yesss".
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 17h
Such a delightfully BONKERS show
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 17h
Vatican City canteen?
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🎵 Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Annie Hall... 🎶
@ boston.com
Ringo Starr returns to Forest
Hills Stadium
The 86-year-old drummer played the Queens venue for the first time since his former band performed there in
1964. The concert featured a mix of classic rock hits alongside his current arous.
Generated with Al, which can make mistakes

The picture is of Woody Allen.
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 20h
Hey quick question what party did he belong to
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 04/10/2026
Curtis Sliwa with speech bubble coming out of him
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In other news Biden is old
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Has anyone made the “The Fault in our Stars” joke yet?
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was more of a Jack Whyte/Skystone guy I guess.
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wife read the books and said that there was no overt religiocity in them. Lawhead is an EP so he either was smart enough to avoid it in the writing, but clearly has some serious Jesus issues.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/10/2026
I keep seeing strident (and accurate) posts about what the Democrats MUST DO when they regain power but the Democratic party absolutely will not do *any* of that shit as long as Chuck & Hakeem are driving the bus let's be real
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 03/10/2026
*record scratch* Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation… (reposted with alt text because this is an absolute treasure. Photo credit: Kevin Lohman @kevinlohman.bsky.social)
Professional photograph of a squirrel leaping down from a branch at a very startled-looking owl. The owl’s yellow eyes are wide as it looks over its shoulder up at the squirrel who clearly has zero regard for his own life, his mouth open as if shouting WITNESS ME, or potentially some sort of justification for this surprise attack, Inigo Montoya style. Whatever the Owl has to say in return is definitely in all caps. 

Caption reads: 
CALIFORNIA POST
California squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You misspelled “flaying”
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I could see Merlin incorporating other gods/icons in his rituals, since religious accretion works that way. Like finding a cross and a Mjölnir on the same necklace in a Viking burial. But I sort of figured that would be the case when she told me the studio producing
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Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Pope, would you please shut the fuck up..." - this AI guy, but also Henry VIII, circa 1533.
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 03/10/2026
How many local models do you run?

Pope Leo XIV
@Pontif... 17h
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack th Show more
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Pope, would you please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand? You're not an Ai influencer, no one elected you, and you have absolutely no weight in this debate and you're being used as a mouthpiece to sway public opinion. how many local models do you run?
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wife watched it. When I asked her about it she said “I don‘t remember Merlin being that outwardly Christian in any of my other readings of the myth”
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To Valhalla
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 02/10/2026
We really don’t do enough “pete hegseth is Captain Stillman” memes
John Laroqutte as the bumbling incompetent blowhard captain stillman in Stripes , playing with his toy soldiers
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My HS buddy has terrible vision. He said he had an optometrist describe the reason why he needed such regular checkups was because his eyes were on "suicide watch." Meanwhile, me with 20/20 just had the retina decide that it no longer wanted to be a functional bit of kit. Good times
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And the best (worst) part is that if your retina DOES detach, they can never really get all the crap out during surgery, so you end up with a new large floater about 3 degrees off center from your direct central line of sight. Yay.
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Matthew Sheffield @matthew.flux.community · 02/10/2026
After impeaching and removing RFK Junior, impeaching and removing Russ Vought is the first major task of any Democratic Congress. His illegal acts are legion, flagrant, and comprehensively documented. And notably, they are also frequently in defiance of Republican appropriations.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 02/10/2026
What a Fool Conceives
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Gomez Addams: Don't Tease Me
Alt: Gomez Addams: Don't Tease Me
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
End-stage capitalism really is just so goddamned dumb
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But what if it HAD more than one season
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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