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Hegelian vs. Predator

@telemark.bsky.social
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Winner of the 1934 Nobel Prize in Necromancy. He/him. I have tattoos old enough to drink. I block AI slop. Feel free to add me to whatever "anti-tech" bullshit blocklist you like.

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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My buddy's wife was grading papers over the weekend
Photo of a HS essay about MArtin Luther. Student wrote that Luther 
uploaded" his 95 theses to the church door. Teacher has an arrow pointing to her written "pasted" (also not technically correct)
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'll see you and raise...
Street sign for Gropecunt Lane, WC2 City of Westminster
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I knew I had seen this before
Bongo’s Dream House
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is a little long (60 questions @jcsalterego.bsky.social ) but sort of fun. This explanation did feel a BIT reductive however... mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
Results from a dialect survey indicating that I speak like someone from New York (guilty, but not the city).

What gave me away? That I say words the way someone from New York would
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Man with the Thistledown Hair
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This image is really relevant here
Garfield "I wonder who that's for" meme
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This may be relevant to your issues
I'm launching a website called "Older Fans" where I post today's injury and the wildly normal thing that caused it.
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Pat Shop Bois?
Pat Shop Boys Discography album cover
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“Punk as fuck“ I mumble to myself as I mix my morning dose of psyllium fiber to ensure that I stay regular. New Music! Both based on true stories.
A phone screenshot of Spotify Exile on Cortez Street from the band Miss Transylvania
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We have a NO SOLICITING sign on the door. Coming home on Thursday I saw the Mormon Girls walking away from our front door. Was going to ask my wife if they knocked, then I noticed the business card with Stern Jesus shoved in the storm door
Stern Jesus
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It's a great photo! I have been experimenting with a similar format.
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A self-portrait
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Literally this meme aged up a decade
Interesting meme
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yeah, I'm the Pancake guy in this situation. GFY.
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My wife's family was Old Money (started/owned the New Haven railroad). She tells me of her mother's struggles with money and housekeeping since she was raised in the family home with what was left of the fortune (photo attached). Mother was a Vassar grad who resented her upbringing
The Captain Lord Mansion in Kennebunkport ME. It is a 3-story house build in the Federal style. Painted yellow with black shutters
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I have entered my “old-man” hat phase…
A white man. He has a white beard, and is wearing thick-frame glasses. He is wearing a Panama trilby hat and a purple and black plaid shirt, and his arm is heavily tattooed
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I'm sorry what?
A WaPo BREAKING that says Trump Administration will decide who gets to use latest upgrade to ChatGPT
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
MAN I loved that group. Just insanity and chaos. I still send the Council Christmas Boy notice every year
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This one was NOT excited with today’s Indy race, but it was a barn burner!
A mostly white cat (Kai) lying on his back on a sofa. A race is on the TV in the background
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
SIR:
Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster dies in badger den.
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
A large mostly white cat and a small black cat cuddling uncomfortably on a green blanket
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
A classic:
A 1983 Hurst Olds 442 in 2-tone black/silver
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
We can’t be sure unless you grow The Mustache
Neil Peart photon from the 70s. Neil has glorious hair and a fabulous mustache
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
In her spare time she is a conductor on this:
A british advert for the "Sausage Shuttle," which appears to be a dinner ride on a steam train
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
A Burger King meme that reads”Billionaires aren’t people - mulch the rich
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A burger king logo that reads: Billionaires aren't people - mulch the rich
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
“Taxing” the rich is the best option for this chode
A Burger King logo that reads “billionaires aren’t people Mulch the rich”
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A Burger King logo that reads “billionaires aren’t people Mulch the rich “
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I have a stump grinder right outside my window. Youngest cat is fascinated. The rest are probably under furniture
A black cat sits on a windowsill watching workers grind a stump
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Me every morning
Morticia Addams Oh no he lives meme
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Joe Jackson. Celebrity Theater, PHX
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Turns immediately into dust...
A screenshot telling me that my birthday is closer to the conclusion of WWI than today's date
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
My wife sent me this one today
A 100% dweeb in a POLICE ICE plate carrier at the airport. He has BCG (birth control glasses) and a poindexter haircut and looks like he weight about a buck o five soaking wet. He has his hand on his hip thinking he looks like a badass but just looks bitchy
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This is the way. White cat is twice the size of black kitten and could stuff him in a locker. But does not
A large white ragdoll cat putting up with a black kitten’s shit
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Post a great photo of a musician
Lee Ving from Fear as Mister Boddy in Clue
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
A buddy of mine sent this. Prompt was "show a map of the grand canyon rim to rim to rim starting at south kaibab, going up and back on north kaibab and then up bright angel" and I may have spotted some issues...
A slop-generated map of the Grand Canyon. As I looked, the first thing I saw was that Phantom Ranch was on the south side of the river, which is wrong. I then noticed that the NK trailhead was simultaneously BOTH about 5 miles from the rim, as well as halfway down the slope. That's when it struck me that the North and South rim were on the same side
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Oi.
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I’m not sure what these idiots are up to
A white ragdoll cat looking stoic who is being harassed by a black kitten. The white cat has had enough of the kitten’s shit
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I came across this a couple of days ago and I can't stop thinking about it
A 2-panel meme. A black male in a grey hoodie is being interviewed. In the top panel he says "the earth is a resort for like 500 rich people"

In the bottom he says "and the rest of us are just the staff"
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Leviathan is SUCH a good fucking album.
Album cover of 2004's Leviathan album by the american band Mastodon. The image shows a white scrimshawed whale and a whaling ship being wrecked by said whale
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
An image of an eldritch, undead claw. Holding the hand of Nicki Minaj
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
A meme where Henry VIII is seeming to say "hey guys I've invented a new type of Catholicism where *I* tell *the Pope* what to do
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Anyone else seeing this? I get a few pages of current post, then it reverts to 12 days ago
A BSKY screenshot showing one post from an hour ago and then 3 from 12 days ago
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me Other times I can barely see Lately it occurs to me What a long, strange trip it's been
Bobby Weir with a light behind him like a halo.
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
“Mom, can we have a Hapsburg?” Mom: “We have Hapsburgs at home!” At home:
A picture of a dying trump with half of his face melting off of his skull
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