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TekNeex

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TekNeex @tekneex.social · 15h
Gonna fuck and start a company and make something really useful and cool, then just stop. Get it just right, then just leave it tf alone. As long as it’s selling, everyone stays employed. No work to do because we’re not jamming more useless shit into it to justify our jobs? Cool, free paychecks!
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 16h
😂😂😂
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TRuxMintinBox @truxmintinbox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nothing better for a young mind to wake up and immediately put on headphones and stare at a computer screen for 2 hours with no social interaction whatsoever.
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TekNeex @tekneex.social · 29/09/2026
Social media has destroyed an entire generation of Americans. “I post stuff to this free site, and you are welcome to consume it on this free site, but if you try to *remember* it on this free site then you owe me money”
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Dave Chappelle's Confused 'HUH?' Reaction
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TekNeex @tekneex.social · 25/09/2026
On today’s episode of “if companies acted responsibly on their own there would be no need for regulations”…
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
America first, my ass.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Chinese First Lady is more fluent in English than the American First Lady.
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TekNeex @tekneex.social · 25/09/2026
me reading your posts:
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How dare your perspective make sense
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Arabella @arabellaspireship.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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TekNeex @tekneex.social · 23/09/2026
Guys! I know this is going to come as a shock, but Susan Collins “is concerned”
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026
Idea: no corporate welfare, subsidies, or government contracts for corporations whose employees need to rely on government assistance because of low wages.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Art of the Deal is buying fertilizer from a Putin-aligned repressive dictator and paying to ship it 6,000 miles from his landlocked and sanctioned country so you can teach Canada a lesson.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From the people who told you that straight white male privilege doesn’t exist…
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/09/2026
Republicans don't even try to campaign anymore. They just look at you and say stuff like this.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Obama: “Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps. You’re laughing, but this is what’s happening. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent right now would have tolerated behavior like that from me.” Clip courtesy @meidastouch.com
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TekNeex @tekneex.social · 19/09/2026
I tell my boomer parents: “your parents left you pensions and unions and fair wages and $20 medical copays and a thriving middle class, none of which you left your children”. Which is true. But, honestly…
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Our health care system in America is disgusting. A clear indication that our government doesn't give a fuck if we live or die.
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Rasta @rastasack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Voting isn't marriage. It's public transport. You're not waiting for "the one". You're getting on the bus. And if there isn't one going exactly to your destination, you don't stay home and sulk. You take the one that's going closest to where you want to be." #Vote for the Non-Felon #Voting #USPoli
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/09/2026
this motherfucker stuffed
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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TekNeex @tekneex.social · 13/09/2026
[some middle school somewhere] Teacher: what does everyone want to be when they grow up? Kid 1: I wanna be a cop! Kid 2: I’m gonna be a firefighter! Mike Johnson: I’m going to go on TV and twist myself into a human pretzel trying to defend indefensible actions while pretending I’m not a bigot!
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 13/09/2026
I live my life like everyone else: one delusion at a time
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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
cat around a swiffer, it says "Everybody
gangsta till mom starts mopping with the
Swiffer WETjet"
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Mark Russell @manruss.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“In order to defeat socialism, I am going to give every American a government check for five thousand dollars.” -Trump, last night
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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 10/09/2026
FDA (20 years ago): This milk has been sourced from a meticulously inspected dairy farm, and has been through a certified pasteurization process. FDA (today): Look, it's liquid, and it's from a cow. At least that's what they tell us. It's fine, probably.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Jeff Domingues @jeffdomingues.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you liked your DOGE refund and your tariff rebate, you’ll love your Trump dividend.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel says his interview with Texas Senate candidate James Talarico will NOT air on ABC due to threats from Trump’s FCC. The interview will instead be posted to YouTube.
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jimmycraig42.bsky.social @jimmycraig42.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The people who say government should be run like a business are the same who are constantly going to the government to bail out their failed businesses
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TekNeex @tekneex.social · 09/09/2026
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Eleanor Shellstrop (Kristen Bell) - Snitches Do Get Stitches
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Purchase with Purpose @purchase-w-purpose.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🚨US police fear Meta smart glasses could be used to secretly record them All I have to say is - if they aren’t doing anything wrong then they have nothing to worry about. Isn't that what they tell the public...
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US police fear Meta smart glasses could be used to secretly record them
Exclusive: Documents show officers from Maine to California worry Meta’s camera-equipped glasses will be used either to secretly record them or aid acts of terrorism
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So... deport everyone and then make them US citizens?
This image shows an AI-generated map posted by Donald Trump that depicts North America entirely under a U.S. flag.
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TekNeex @tekneex.social · 07/09/2026
Still waiting for my “we invest in stuff now, as your government” dividend payout. You get yours yet?
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TekNeex @tekneex.social · 05/09/2026
Cyclists are about as close as we’ll ever get to white people truly understanding what it feels like to be a minority.
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TekNeex @tekneex.social · 04/09/2026
I don’t think that I’ll ever get over how it took one single presidential candidate for my parents to go from “rape is bad” to “rape is ok as long as you also kick immigrants out of the country and don’t let boys play girls sports”.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sean Duffy: “I have a hard time believing in the government anymore.” Rachel Campos-Duffy: “We don't trust the government.” Katie Miller: “I'm still distrustful of the government.” Plot twist: They ARE the government.
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TekNeex @tekneex.social · 01/09/2026
“You’re so lucky I don’t even care about followers, because if I did it’d be so embarrassingly over for you bitches.” - my twelve-year old niece, to her followers on social media
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Dave Chappelle's Confused 'HUH?' Reaction
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
👀I rename a lake🤡
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Jane loves rain (and also Bluesky, ironically) @janelovesrain.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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DaughterOfDefiance @z-buck.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And that folks, is how you do it.
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I feel like the kids who did poorly in science and history class are trying to get revenge on the kids who did well at science and history class and now we’re all going to die
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The teachers who can barely afford to buy school supplies for their students are performing free medical procedures on them.
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Trump is promising to boost the U.S. economy by making it harder for Americans to trade with the rest of the world. He is also promising to destroy Iran's economy by making it harder for Iranians to trade with the rest of the world.
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