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Godless liberal. He/Him. Acolyte of Gritty. Nazi punks FUCK OFF!

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10h
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 11h
A list of 250-year-old things that Trump has destroyed in 2026 1. The Grandmother Tree 2. The United States of America
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 11h
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Stargate Atlantis: Wormhole Activation
Alt: Stargate Atlantis: Wormhole Activation
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 14h
While I am an acolyte of Gritty, I am in no way competent to write romance of any stripe. Way outside of my lane. 😀
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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Michael Mock (he/him) @mockwriting.bsky.social · 15h
KNOBS! KNOBS! KNOBS! KNOBS!
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 16h
This is so true. There's a giant sycamore in a park here in my borough that is believed to have started life sometime in the 1650s. It is amazing and I marvel at it every time I go by. I've even hugged it a time or three. Trees are awesome!
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 06/10/2026
You're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree.
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Marcel Dirsus @marceldirsus.com · 06/10/2026
The former boss of Germany's most important intelligence agency, the BND, has been arrested on suspicion of treason.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Telling a child that they were adopted is the hardest thing about being a party clown
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That would be a whole lot easier if some of the folks supposedly on our side weren't so willing to throw trans people to the goddamn wolves.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For the firefox users on here: Hate the new Nova UI? Open a tab and type about:config, then accept the warning. In the search bar, type nova and then look for the browser.nova.enabled line. Click the button on the right side of the line to change it to false. Should instantly change back.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tomorrow is the last day to register to vote in the 2026 midterms in Texas.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.
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Matthew Phillion @matthewphillion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Blatantly resharing a blatant self-promotional post. (FWIW, this book is written with the intent you don’t need to read the first Indestructibles books already.)
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Darius Cooper makes a spectacular TD catch
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's right, you know...
Short description: A whimsical, hand-drawn cartoon of an otter named Steve standing on a grassy riverbank holding a suitcase labeled “I ♥ FISH.”  

Embedded text:  
“5 years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world.  
Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.”
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 03/10/2026
*record scratch* Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation… (reposted with alt text because this is an absolute treasure. Photo credit: Kevin Lohman @kevinlohman.bsky.social)
Professional photograph of a squirrel leaping down from a branch at a very startled-looking owl. The owl’s yellow eyes are wide as it looks over its shoulder up at the squirrel who clearly has zero regard for his own life, his mouth open as if shouting WITNESS ME, or potentially some sort of justification for this surprise attack, Inigo Montoya style. Whatever the Owl has to say in return is definitely in all caps. 

Caption reads: 
CALIFORNIA POST
California squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/10/2026
One month until release day! Avoid the chaotic release day rush by preordering it today at your favorite bookseller (and yes you can preorder the audiobook too)! Also, if you are in the Midwest of the United States, come see me on my book tour, details at link: whatever.scalzi.com/2026/09/17/a...
The cover of Monsters of Ohio, with a cute knitted Cthulhu up on top!
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Lili Saintcrow @lilithsaintcrow.com · 03/10/2026
Witches need protection--and the Watchers are there. DARK WATCHER (The Watchers #1) is #1.99USD (and CAD) in ebook until 10/14. Amazon: www.amazon.com/Dark-Watcher... B&N: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dark-watch... Kobo: www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...
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Dark Watcher
Theodora Morgan knows she's a little strange. Her talent for healing has marked her as different all through a life spent moving from town to town when someone notices her strangeness. Now she has a…
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Matthew Phillion @matthewphillion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Blatant self-promotional post - Doc Silence: The Cost of Magic is $.99 this weekend on Kindle. I always refer to this book as the one story I had to write and get out of my head before I shuffle off this mortal coil. www.amazon.com/dp/B09JL2YJZG
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Doc Silence: The Cost of Magic (the Indestructibles)
Doc Silence: magician, superhero, adventurer, mentor. Doc was the last man standing when his team of heroes surrendered to despair, and was the one to bring together the next generation of superheroes...
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know this station all too well.
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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 02/10/2026
I'd be negligent to refuse you this information: that I too have a Bandcamp Friday thing, my semi-secret live album, available now but vanishing at midnight Pacific. frontalot.bandcamp.com/album/live-a...
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Live At MAGFest 2019, by MC Frontalot
16 track album
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Jared @jaredmcclain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A federal district court just held that police use of Flock cameras without a warrant violates the Fourth Amendment. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
constitutionally collect this information about one car-and its driver-by
following that vehicle on public roadways over a month. But this leaves the
question of why is it the government's business where everyone goes all the
time? The government cannot go snooping through our personal lives and
business without an adequate basis to do so. That is what the Supreme Court
has said since its decision in Katz through its decision in Chatrie this year,
nearly sixty years later. It is not too much to draw the line at indiscriminate
mass surveillance.
No doubt, ALPR technology comes with remarkable benefits that the
Court cannot ignore. But the Fourth Amendment requires courts to draw a line when the cost is too great. Alaniz's search in just the ALPR system
provided him with more than 50 individual records of Kyle's whereabouts
across the country for an entire month. The Court finds that because the
ALPR systems Alaniz used to search Kyle's historical location information
intruded on her reasonable expectation of privacy in the whole of her physical
movements, it was a search under the Fourth Amendment. Based on the
information in the record, the only reason Alaniz conducted that search was
because he saw her license plate was from California. That search was not
supported by probable cause, and it was done without a warrant in violation
of Kyle's Fourth Amendment rights. That search also has a nexus to the
remainder of the traffic stop because Alaniz began following Kyle's car while
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got one from the IRS last week saying I was eligible for government matching on my retirement contributions. Apparently they're sending out crap like that via mail now.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Judge Sara Hill, N.D. Oklahoma, issued this decision on Thursday —>
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jaeCHAOS @ohjaechaos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
IT'S SPOOKY SEASON, MY DUDES! Come hangout and check out the new shiny things. Gonna start by playing #Fortnite and then move on to either #Phasmophobia or #DeadByDaylight STAGE ONE OF GUBBY SPOOKING SEASON HAS BEGUN! www.twitch.tv/ohjaechaos #Streamer #DisabledGamer
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OHjaeCHAOS - Live on Twitch
Eeeee! The best season is upon us... bring forth le' spookies (FN to start) | New Scene + Rewards | DROPS, too. | Full Shenanigan Mode! | Streaming fortnite.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
all chihuahuas are bastards
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WE ARE SO BACK www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0KJ...
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Something Big Is Coming
YouTube video by Philosophy Tube
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy little accidents
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cocoon. 📖
A character with black butterfly wings drinking from a cup and reading. The smoke coming from the cup has a ghost cat shape. The character is surrounded by plants and there's a window behind them. A lamp is lighting the scene from the top.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He also had the best time in the first ever US Capitol 50m sprint event on Jan 6, 2021.
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Lili Saintcrow @lilithsaintcrow.com · 01/10/2026
Witches need protection--and the Watchers are there. DARK WATCHER (The Watchers #1) is #1.99USD (and CAD) in ebook until 10/14. Amazon: www.amazon.com/Dark-Watcher... B&N: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dark-watch... Kobo: www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...
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Dark Watcher
Theodora Morgan knows she's a little strange. Her talent for healing has marked her as different all through a life spent moving from town to town when someone notices her strangeness. Now she has a…
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't speak to me or my Teddy ever again!
A small brown otter named Steve lies on a light wooden floor, clutching a matching plush otter toy in its front paws.  
No text appears within the image.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/10/2026
I don’t think John “torture memos” Yoo should be allowed to opine on ethics on national television or really anywhere
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 01/10/2026
ICYMI we're serializing a free light novel and it starts TODAY!
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is Flyera hockey... JFC.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not long now, boys!
A stylized black-and-white cartoon shows two otters dressed as sheet ghosts—one labeled “Brad,” one “Steve”—each holding a colorful cocktail against an orange backdrop.  

Text in image: “For Halloween this year Steve and Brad are getting sheet faced.”
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Lili Saintcrow @lilithsaintcrow.com · 30/09/2026
Baba Yaga, the plains of Wyoming, and the perils of growing up--RATTLESNAKE WIND is a Kindle Monthly Deal, $1.99USD (and CAD) in ebook until 9/30. www.amazon.com/dp/B0BHKVR3YR
RATTLESNAKE WIND is a Kindle Monthly Deal, $1.99USD (and CAD) in ebook until 9/30.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Very much looking forward to this one!
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Michael C. Bailey - Indie Author, Stage Combat Guy @mbaileywriter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Ashcroft High Monster Hunters Club – Preview Later this year (hopefully, contingent on editing and cover art getting finished), The Ashcroft High Monster Hunters Club will make its debut, kicking off what I'm currently calling The Dread Void Cycle, a series of interconnected but freestanding…
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The Ashcroft High Monster Hunters Club – Preview
Later this year (hopefully, contingent on editing and cover art getting finished), The Ashcroft High Monster Hunters Club will make its debut, kicking off what I'm currently calling The Dread Void Cycle, a series of interconnected but freestanding YA horror novels. To whet everyone's appetites, I'm making the first two chapters available for reading. FYI, this is not the final edited version, so the final published edition might be a titch different.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The hell of it is, BMW (like most major corporations) could eliminate 20% of their management and replace them with NOTHING and be better off than using AI. Especially if that 20% comes from the upper layers.
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Lili Saintcrow @lilithsaintcrow.com · 30/09/2026
If you like Westerns, killer cyborgs, and a furious mother, SHE-WOLF AND CUB is Kindle Monthly Deal, $3.99USD (and CAD) in ebook at Amazon until 9/30. www.amazon.com/dp/B0BHL48T5C
SHE-WOLF AND CUB is Kindle Monthly Deal, $3.99USD (and CAD) in ebook at Amazon until 9/30.
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