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Godless liberal. He/Him. Acolyte of Gritty. Nazi punks FUCK OFF!

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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What was your first computer growing up?
Image of a Macintosh SE from 1987.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
Image still from the Good Place. Michael is in a blue suit with a bow tie, speaking to Janet who is in a white blouse and green vest. He says "Florida figured it out? Florida? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Apparently DC is selling a Lanterns power ring for $70. Damn my lack of disposable income.
Green Lantern power ring from the Lantern's TV show. Dark worked metal for the ring body, with the Lanterns insignia in a gold-colored metal and green stone inside. The inner portion of the ring has the Lanterns logo printed on the bottom.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Warning:

This video deals with sensitive issues, including boyband content and death. It contains scenes that may be sexual, graphic or taboo in nature.

Viewer discretion is strongly advised.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Submitted for consideration:
Album cover for Rubberneck, by the Toadies. Red bacground with a drawing of a man running forward with his arms raised above his head. His shirt is open almost to his navel and his sleeves are rolled to past his elbows because it's the 90s and style is whatever you want it to be.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Goddamn do I hate AI slop. I'm researching body-worn cameras for my borough, and came across a site that purports to quickly go over pros and cons of the top 6 makers. Then I see the below picture right underneath the opening paragraph. So yeah. Fuck AI for making research harder than it should be.
Image purporting to show three body cameras. The first one is listed as Editor's Choice and is clearly an Axon Body 4 camera. The second item is listed as Best Runner Up, but instead of a camera, it is a Panasonic beard trimmer. The third image is listed as Best Budget and rather than showing a camera, it lists the case for a Motorola V700. Just the case. That's it. So to sum up, AI bullshit sucks.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
Poster for the 1985 TV series Street Hawk. Image of a man in a black motorcycle suit and helmet sitting astride a futuristic motorcycle. Smoke obscures most of the body of the bike, implying the back wheel is doing a burnout.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
You know the foreman told these guys to be damn sure to use their tethers properly since the livestream is able to be viewed by OSHA compliance officers.
Scaffolding being erected at the Kennedy Center in preparation for removal of the Orange Asshole's name from the wall. All four workers are assiduously using their safety tethers while they move about.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The seminal documentary covering the rise and fall of the rap group NWH. Fear of a Black Hat.
Movie poster of the film Fear of a Black Hat
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Go to Settings>AI Controls and turn on Block AI enhancements. 2/2
Image of Firefox settings page for AI controls. Block AI enhancements button has been turned on.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Warhamsters?
A hamster sitting in a red Warhammer 40k suit, sized to fit.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Photo of an “I voted” sticker. Delaware County, Pennsylvania is written around the rim.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Labrahund in question.
Black labrahund lying on a hardwood floor in a patch of sunlight to recharge.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
New Pope!
Scotty, from the movie Eurotrip draped in a curtain and wearing the pope's hat stands on the balcony above St. Peter's Square waving uncertainly to the crowd. He is holding a staff in his right hand.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Image of a balding man in a blue polo staring impassively at the camera.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Not the strangest thing ever seen on the BSL.
Image of a train car interior on the Broad Street Line. It is packed with Eagles fans going to the NFC Championship game. In the center of the car, a man stands next to a grocery cart with an Eagles flag on the front of it, and a whole smoked pig inside. He is carving off a piece while the other passengers look on with amusement. The text on the image reads "Meanwhile on SEPTA".
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
3.96. Honestly better than I thought. I bow to the queen in all her majesty.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I have no idea who took this photo, but holy shit. The juxtaposition of the unhoused individual with the advertisement really shows what corporations want when they push AI. Fuck EVERYTHING about Artisan and their bullshit AI employees.
An advertisement on the side of a street. The ad copy reads "Artisans Won't Complain About Work-Life Balance - The Era of AI Employees is Here." Seated on the curb next to the sign is an unhoused individual in a green hoodie and blue jeans, slumped forlornly with a cup of gas station coffee next to him.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
My Akita/lab mix and lab/hound mix insisted I buy a copy so your pups can continue eating. They're considerate like that.
A black and white Akita/Lab mix and a black Lab/hound mix lying on a floor staring at each other with a bone between them.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Since I promised @premeemohamed.com, here's a sample of the TWSBI Swipe. Ink is Ferris Wheel Press' Poison Envy. My handwriting is an abomination and the light isn't right to catch the sparkles in the ink but man this thing writes smoothly. Punches way above it's class at sub $30.
TWSBI Swipe fountain pen open on a white piece of paper. Written underneath it is:
TWSBI Swipe - Med
FWP - Poison Envy Ink
Now with crappy cursive
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Post a ship that's neither Star Wars or Star Trek
Image of the sentient starship Moya from the television series Farscape. The ship has a rounded front and a tapered rear with curved segments stretching from the middle to a point at the rear.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Now I just need y'all to bring back the black ballcap with the embroidered EFF logo on it from like 10 or 12 years ago. Mine has seen better days. I love that hat but it seriously needs to be retired.
Front and back image of a black baseball cap with white embroidered letters on the front saying "EFF". Back of cap has www.eff.org in white embroidered lettering across the adjustment band.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Image of a balding man in a dark blue polo shirt staring directly at the camera, looking non-plussed. Caption reads "Heartbreaking: The worst person you know just made a great point."
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you:
Image of three soldiers in futuristic armor riding on weaponized chairs suspended from green cables. The text at the top says "Hanna-Barbera Sky Commanders".
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
User FGoose from reddit posted this absolutely beautiful shot of Philly from the Ben Franklin Bridge. Figured I'd share it here. I love this city.
Night shot of the Philadelphia skyline from the pedestrian walkway on the Ben Franklin Bridge. The walkway and bridge structure are in the right third of the photo, a train is visible on the track in the center and the skyline of Philly is visible in the left third of the photograph.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Handed out candy tonight in a pun costume. Meet the Businessmandalorian. Also, it was take your kid to work day.
Man standing in a doorway wearing a gray suit, maroon shirt, black gloves and a Mandalorian helmet. He is holding a Grogu doll in his left arm.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
My wife paused the most recent episode of Last Week Tonight at the perfect moment. Here we have Saint John Oliver, Patron Saint of Pedantry, giving a benediction to the audience.
John Oliver, eyes closed and hand outstretched as if blessing the viewer.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Charlie and Mazzie want to wish everyone a happy National Black Dog Day.
A black and white Labrador/Akita mix sitting in front of a gray futon. On the futon and to the right, a black Labrador/hound mix is lying down. Both dogs are looking at the camera, hoping a treat will be provided soon. (They did get treats)
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
My wife owns that one. We call it th Emotional Support Seal, and our dogs love it.
Black lab/akita mix lying on a futon snuggling a stuffed leopard seal
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Yes, I'm a latecomer to bsky, but I'm thrilled to be here!
My user celebration screen, showing my user number of 2,076,443
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Album cover from Godsmack's eponymous album from 1998. Red haired woman with three lip piercings and a septum piercing looking over her bare left shoulder. Godsmack logo is to her right.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Was at a used bookstore yesterday and picked this up on a whim. If memory serves, there was a TV series based on it that aired exclusively on the Playstation back in the PS3 days. Looking forward to reading it (and maybe one day finding a copy of the TV show for giggles) @brianmbendis.bsky.social
Cover art of Powers Volume 1 by Brian Michael Bendis and Michael Avon Oeming
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
This is the face of a dog who cannot understand why I’m holding a phone instead of a treat (She got a treat after the picture). #dogsofbluesky
10 month old black lab puppy with purple collar sitting on an ottoman in front of a window, with a quizzical expression wondering why the photographer doesn’t have a treat in his hand.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
@darthbluesky.bsky.social There was a murder last night. Gregory the Giraffe has squeaked his last squeak. We’re still looking for the culprit.
A black lab with a purple collar lying on a blue bedspread surrounded by the fluffy white innards of a destroyed squeaky giraffe. The lab is presumed innocent of all charges until proven guilty.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
@darthbluesky.bsky.social Mazzie wants to know if we’re still doing dogs using pillows.
A black lab resting her head on a blue throw pillow.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
Simpsons meme of Principle Skinner questioning his decisions. Text reads "Do users really not want this 'feature' that endangers them by taking an image of literally everything they do and storing it locally where anyone with access to the PC can get to it? No. It's the users who must be wrong!"
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
Mazzie has decided she is solar powered. And also that she would like some cheese.
A black Labrador resting in the sun, looking at the camera and wondering why her jerk dad needs to take a picture of her.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
GOP right now:
Marvin the Martian looking through a telescope with the words "Where's the disarray? The Democrats are supposed to be experiencing Earth-shattering amounts of disarray!"
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
MSNBC interviewing a woman at the rally who is decrying all the hate in politics and America while wearing a shirt that says Know Your Parasites, with several images of ticks and an image of President Biden labeled "luna tick". Jesus Fucking Christ.
Woman being interviewed by MSNBC wearing a t-shirt saying "Know Your Parasites" with several images of ticks and one image of President Biden labeled "luna tick"
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
The only Stanley Cup Connor McDavid is getting:
image of a gray Stanley insulated mug
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
@darthbluesky.bsky.social , meet Mazzie. She was adopted this morning and has already discovered the joys of watching duck videos on YouTube while lounging on the couch.
A black lab puppy lying on a gray couch, intently staring at a TV screen that is off camera.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
Charlie is having his traditional post-breakfast nap.
Black and white Akita/lab mix sleeping mostly on the dog bed with his head on the floor.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
One more because the rye told me to.
Picture of Peewee Herman holding up a sign. Text at the top says "Today's secret word is:" and the sign Peewee is holding says "Guilty"
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
This album is 30 years old. That hurts my brain. I was just starting my senior year in high school when I discovered it. I don't feel like it's been that long.
Cover art for Weezer's 1994 self-titled album, colloquially known as the Blue Album.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
Found a new garden snek fren in our front garden bed today.
Small brown garden snake resting on a green leafy plant.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
Impulse purchase today. I regret nothing!
Photo of the cover to the Last Ronin graphic novel from IDW comics.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
This is my dog. Please look at him.
Black and white Akita/Lab mix sitting in his chair and watching the world through the porch window.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana or pearl jam or soundgarden or alice in chains
Album cover of the Portishead album Dummy, released in August of 1994
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
Happy Ides of March!
A bottle of Caesar salad dressing stabbed in the back with a knife.
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First Last @tekfiend.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
Tinsel cannon loaded. Ornament grenades prepped. Candy cane bayonet sharpened. This year I'm ready. Let the war on Christmas begin! Together we can fight to victory!
Sticker showing a bearded man with an eyepatch. Text reads "Have a very merry War on Christmas!"
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