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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Post something random, or you'll have an awful October.
A cartoon of an old man saying "I tried to do a somersault." One of his legs has been violently detached.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
2025: The affordability president. www.msn.com/en-us/news/p... 2026: Angry at the media for "inventing" affordability. people.com/trump-says-m... You can't make this stuff up. (Stolen from elsewhere)
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Trump Says Media Invented the Word ‘Affordability’ When He Became President So They Could Grill Him on It
President Donald Trump claims members of the media never used the word “affordability” until he took office, and did so to criticize him.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There was once a carpenter who spent three years personally training a small team. He traveled with them, ate with them, answered their questions, demonstrated the work, corrected them when they screwed up, and eventually left them with a fairly simple assignment: “Love people. Help the poor.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
9 games
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over*
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Looooooool 🦊 Animal #1150 🐲 I figured it out in 1 guess! 🟩 🔥 3 | Avg. Guesses: 7.1 metazooa.com #metazooa
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Metazooa
Find the mystery animal in this daily biology game by navigating the phylogenetic tree.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pretty soon Trump is going to try to rename Canada to "North America."
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Remember, it's only bourbon if it comes from the bourbon region of Kentucky. Otherwise it's just sparkling angry juice.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I find adults getting into brawls to be embarrassing, so I made something (sound required). Someone with better editing skills could have made it funnier, but I'm not that person. #adcc #bjj #jiujitsu #adcc2026 #adccbrawl
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"In this way, TPUSA was the perfect microcosm of Trumpism. Flush with conservative dark money, wildly unpopular irl, but loud and dumb and unavoidable online and on cable news." www.garbageday.email/p/charlie-ki...
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Charlie Kirk is the Harambe of Gen Alpha
12 months later, MAGA has never felt older and weaker and more out of touch
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think something a lot of people forget (because neoliberal economics is the dominant paradigm of our time) is that the "laws" of supply and demand are not iron laws, they are emergent properties of economic trade when many parties are involved.
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/2026
23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Analysis | Seminarian James Talarico’s knowledge of the gospels and life of Jesus could leave him out of touch with Texas’s Evangelical Christians.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"The Emperor is a fan of Flock, and we must continue utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and surveil the rebel scum as they move from playground to playground... They are following children in parks and gymnasiums, and we need this. I need this so I can stalk my ex-girlfriend."
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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My favorite version of the Independence Day speech is the Gilbert Gottfried dub: youtu.be/rJOCKpt1Ibs?...
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Gilbert Gottfried recites Bill Pullman's Independence Day Speech (Synced to movie & Original Score)
YouTube video by Bryan Steacy
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RocketMermaid @rocketmermaid.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
INTERSCHISMATIC SEMINARY SEMINARY INTERSCHISMATIC
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Good night Sleep through Bite the bedbugs before they bite you
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
BIG BOAT STUCK! BIG BOAT STUCK!
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"
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Vikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A mom in a Toyota Sienna pulls a Cybertruck out of a treacherous sandpit
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I found one silver lining about Donald Trump: at least he is such a narcissistic coward that he's able to stick his tail between his legs and surrender when he's had his ass handed to him. This Iran war has been a disaster for the United States and he's doing the right thing: running away.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
"Remember The Good Place? When you're talking to AI you think you're talking to Janet, but you're actually talking to Derek." (Not mine, unsure who said it originally.)
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Relatable www.newscientist.com/article/2521...
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Male octopuses have a favourite arm that they mostly use for sex
The third right arm of male octopuses has a specialised role in mating, and the creatures take extra care to avoid damaging it or losing it to a predator
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Good thread
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I Love Pets Four Haunted Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
when the nephews at the christmas party ask you to play mario karts
Lore from tng (dressed in one of Data's uniforms), grinning from ear to ear: "Are you prepared for the kind of death you've earned, little man?"
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Attie.ai now more unpopular than ICE
Top 5 blocked accounts on Bluesky
1. JD Vance
2. The White House
3. Attie.ai
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
🎵 Mount escape nah bridge and heelhook 🎵 Mount escape nah bridge and heelhook 🎵 Mount escape nah bridge and heelhook 🎵 You don't have to pass guard — grab a leg! #bjj #jiujitsu #Jiu-Jitsu
The words "mount escape nah bridge and heelhook" in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles font.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Noticeth boulge
OwO in Gothic typeface followed by "what dosth be'et this?"
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Anthony—The Medicine & Justice Project @ajbsaysthings.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
"You know who else pivoted a table?"
Signage for "Excel Church"
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Back in the day they didn't have dryers, so stepmoms would get stuck on clotheslines instead.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Everyone should take up Jiu-Jitsu or another combat sport as they get older to prevent random inexplicable aches and pains. If you do Jiu-Jitsu, you know why you hurt.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
i didn’t watch the state of the union, i sat my ass down and ate spaghetti with my beautiful family
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
So what you're saying, Musk, is we should nationalize expensive things and then they'll be national treasures. I'm listening.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Normal people knew this was wrong as soon as it was published.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Profiles in Wrongness
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
While on The Man Show, Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla became entangled into a quantum superposition of terrible and not-terrible. Now the superposition has collapsed.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
First day running a fruit stand and its spectacular. the fruit is so fresh and vibrant, it's a beautiful sunny day, and best of all James Bond is in a car chase and about to drive right past me! (Someone posted this and deleted it. Why?)
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Not exactly a shocker. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-arr...
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Less than 14% of those arrested by ICE in Trump's 1st year back in office had violent criminal records, document shows
The official DHS statistics, which had not been previously reported, provide the most detailed look yet into who ICE has arrested during the Trump administration's crackdown.
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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Kate Compton @galaxykate.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.
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Thomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 27/01/2026
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
She jean on my claude till I van damme
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
New profile pic.
SMBC comic of someone saying "A transcendent world-ass against which all must struggle". Context unimportant.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Finally some accurate reporting. www.ft.com/content/ad94...
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Who’s who at X, the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter
A look inside Elon Musk’s big tent
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Elon Musk promised a lot of things by 2025 - colonists arriving on Mars - xAI achieving AGI - Tesla robotaxis serving half the U.S. - completely driverless robotaxis - a Tesla Roadster demo - DOGE cutting trillions none of them happened mashable.com/article/elon-mus...
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Everything Elon Musk promised in 2025, but didn't deliver
Musk is now infamous for his false promises, but even this is excessive.
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
> Evangelicals want Theocracy, even if Satan himself delivers it. >> "Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. 'All this I will give you,' he said, 'if you will bow down and worship me.'" - Matthew 4:8-9 (NIV)
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
First thing I thought of when I saw that smile.
Top: Anthony Joshua smiling during his fight with Jake Paul.

Bottom: Ridiculously Photogenic Guy smiling during a race.
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