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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Vader is actually Luke's father: extremely weird, extremely coincidental, and weirdly eugenicist. Vader is not Luke's father but realized that Luke as an orphan raised by an uncle who did not particularly like him was uniquely vulnerable to that sort of temptation: interesting, multifaceted.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rewatching The Empire Strikes Back. This movie is seriously improved by the fan theory that Vader is not actually Luke's father, but rather he was lying to get Luke on his side.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We will make it one.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Post something random, or you'll have an awful October.
A cartoon of an old man saying "I tried to do a somersault." One of his legs has been violently detached.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
2025: The affordability president. www.msn.com/en-us/news/p... 2026: Angry at the media for "inventing" affordability. people.com/trump-says-m... You can't make this stuff up. (Stolen from elsewhere)
people.com
Trump Says Media Invented the Word ‘Affordability’ When He Became President So They Could Grill Him on It
President Donald Trump claims members of the media never used the word “affordability” until he took office, and did so to criticize him.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Joke's on you, bussy is everywhere for those with eyes to see.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The resemblance is uncanny.
A picture of the Melnorme from Star Control 2, which bears a striking resemblance to this picture from Dune.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(Shamelessly stolen from @robertmohle on Threads but they have apparently deleted their account so the original is only available as blurry screenshots)
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And somewhere in heaven, Jesus opened Slack, stared at 43 unread messages from Paul, and quietly set his status to Do Not Disturb.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
half the company handbook consisted of Paul's emails. New hires started quoting Paul more than the founder. Entire departments were created to interpret Paul's interpretation of the carpenter's original instructions.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
on the road, got added to Slack, and immediately began posting seventeen-paragraph messages in #general explaining what the founder really meant. The original employees would occasionally reply: “Paul, I was literally there.” And Paul would respond: “Per my previous epistle...” Before long,
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Forgive each other. Don't be assholes.“ Then, several years after the carpenter left the company, a guy named Paul joined remotely. Paul had never attended an all-hands. Never sat in on the original training. Never met the founder during his tenure. But one day he had a very intense experience
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There was once a carpenter who spent three years personally training a small team. He traveled with them, ate with them, answered their questions, demonstrated the work, corrected them when they screwed up, and eventually left them with a fairly simple assignment: “Love people. Help the poor.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have not, thanks for the tip!
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
9 games
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Or primary implications and effects, really.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over*
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hate to say it but I think they'll just sit back and continue with their usual playbook while waiting for the Democrats to shoot themselves in the foot. I don't know if Democrats will fumble that badly but they very well could.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Looooooool 🦊 Animal #1150 🐲 I figured it out in 1 guess! 🟩 🔥 3 | Avg. Guesses: 7.1 metazooa.com #metazooa
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Metazooa
Find the mystery animal in this daily biology game by navigating the phylogenetic tree.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pretty soon Trump is going to try to rename Canada to "North America."
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Remember, it's only bourbon if it comes from the bourbon region of Kentucky. Otherwise it's just sparkling angry juice.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I find adults getting into brawls to be embarrassing, so I made something (sound required). Someone with better editing skills could have made it funnier, but I'm not that person. #adcc #bjj #jiujitsu #adcc2026 #adccbrawl
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"In this way, TPUSA was the perfect microcosm of Trumpism. Flush with conservative dark money, wildly unpopular irl, but loud and dumb and unavoidable online and on cable news." www.garbageday.email/p/charlie-ki...
garbageday.email
Charlie Kirk is the Harambe of Gen Alpha
12 months later, MAGA has never felt older and weaker and more out of touch
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is terrible. Excellent work.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
to assume that just because you might be able to get something cheaper or even better, you necessarily would do that. You can choose to pay more for an inferior product and sometimes there are very good reasons to do that like national sovereignty! The invisible hand will not squish your head.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This isn't exactly a deep revelation, but I was reading a question earlier asking how France can have its own home-developed fighter jets when there are much larger companies making fighter jets for multiple buyers. And it occurred to me what an impoverished mind it takes
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think something a lot of people forget (because neoliberal economics is the dominant paradigm of our time) is that the "laws" of supply and demand are not iron laws, they are emergent properties of economic trade when many parties are involved.
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/2026
23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's funny because it's true.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
42 yo hype followers
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Predator: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Handshake Of The Gods
ALT: Predator: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Handshake Of The Gods
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Analysis | Seminarian James Talarico’s knowledge of the gospels and life of Jesus could leave him out of touch with Texas’s Evangelical Christians.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It really makes you think: what if every profession were cool?
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"The Emperor is a fan of Flock, and we must continue utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and surveil the rebel scum as they move from playground to playground... They are following children in parks and gymnasiums, and we need this. I need this so I can stalk my ex-girlfriend."
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The missing the point meme. They guy is looking at Star Wars and saying "anyone might be destined to be the Most Important Boy" and the point they're missing is "fascism bad."
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Is there a term for full-body degloving?
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The worst part is even if you subscribe to Sex+, they still use your activity data to train SexAI.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Give me your kid's @, I'll send it.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
OMG I forgot Eek's theme song was thrash metal.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hall & Oates walked so Ducktails could run.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Looks like he wants to give you a warm, friendly hug. If he starts running it's just because he's excited about the hug.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You need to run for something with a lobster for a running mate so you can be Rock/Lobster '28.
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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My favorite version of the Independence Day speech is the Gilbert Gottfried dub: youtu.be/rJOCKpt1Ibs?...
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Gilbert Gottfried recites Bill Pullman's Independence Day Speech (Synced to movie & Original Score)
YouTube video by Bryan Steacy
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RocketMermaid @rocketmermaid.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
INTERSCHISMATIC SEMINARY SEMINARY INTERSCHISMATIC
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My kids were joking about biting the bed bugs last night and I switched up our usual rhyme on the spot, it's not amazing but they liked it.
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Good night Sleep through Bite the bedbugs before they bite you
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
BIG BOAT STUCK! BIG BOAT STUCK!
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Tehhund 🎟️ @tehhund.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
UK is BBC's The Office, US is NBC's The Office.
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