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Noodler-In-Chief @teenoodleapprl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

When they didn’t stick the knife in deep enough to make you forget about the sweet sweet lobbyist moniez.

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Noodler-In-Chief @teenoodleapprl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Wasn’t kidding when I suggested he just wants to retire to his pink Barbie house and breed T-Poos.

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Noodler-In-Chief @teenoodleapprl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Keeping his monkeys away from hard liquor means you can rely on @hedge76.bsky.social for all your monkey requirements.

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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Before Stonehenge was raised, before Egypts first pyramid broke ground,before the Nazca people drew their famous lines across the Peruvian desert,someone in what is now southern Arizona shaped a 272-foot fish into the earth On April 23,2026,"a border-wall contractor drove heavy equipment across it"

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Trump's Border Wall Construction Destroys 6,500-Year-Old Arizona Geoglyph – Older Than Stonehenge

Arizona's 6,500-year-old Las Playas Intaglio, the oldest dated geoglyph in the Americas, was irreparably damaged by border wall construction in April 2026.

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Noodler-In-Chief @teenoodleapprl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When all you want to do is retire to your pink Barbie house and breed T-Poos but the boss needs you to tank the bond market.

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raincoaster @raincoaster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My Sunday Roast column today celebrates Sundog, with an introduction to Two Mommy Tommy, the very gooboyy! peckerwoodmanor.blogspot.com/2026/10/open... #dogs #Sundog #adoptdontshop

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Noodler-In-Chief @teenoodleapprl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just saw a woman getting into the passenger side of a CyberJunk. Don’t think I’ve ever seen a human female in one before. Didn’t appear to be under duress or being coerced. Did appear to be into CrossFit so it all checks out. Just the most hideous group activity ever. Driving in one, I mean.

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Dustin 𓅃 @librarydust80.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You're welcome, everybody.

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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Oh god why did I search

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Noodler-In-Chief @teenoodleapprl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Especially proud of the Alt Txt tbh ✊🏻

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Today's t-shirt worthy intrusive thoughts as I navigate Athens airport: MOVE, MOTHERFUCKER PLEASE DON'T STOP IN THE DOORWAY YES, I AM WALKING BEHIND YOU THERE ARE PEOPLE BEHIND YOU THE ENTIRE CONCOURSE IS NOT YOUR LIVING ROOM YOU CAN WALK AND HAVE YOUR PHONE CALL SIMULTANEOUSLY I SAW YOU SEE ME

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Noodler-In-Chief @teenoodleapprl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula. #uncoolvampires

A picture of Kid Rock looking like total ass wearing a white t-shirt and a backwards camo trucker style baseball cap. One eye is significantly squinting compared to the other and from his appearance, the shower at his home may have been out of order for some time.

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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Does anyone have pneumonic plague for October? #ApocalypseBingo

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Noodler-In-Chief @teenoodleapprl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sniffs you... taps mic... seems safe This was a very special custom we did for a very special, incredible member of our community. IYKYK 🫶 This is not in the shop but our Afroman tribute is! Love and community to you all.

A woman with dark hair in a messy bun standing in a worn industrial workshop wearing a raised welding helmet, faded jeans, and a black graphic T-shirt. The shirt features a very good doggo with white fur in a cosmonaut suit beside a rocket, with a bold red sunburst background.

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Noodler-In-Chief @teenoodleapprl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This one has been bouncing around our GenX brain for a while now. So, coming soon...

The same woman is shown from behind in the hydroponics warehouse, looking back over her shoulder with a slight smile. Her black T-shirt features a large bright circular “Spicoli Hydroponics” graphic in pink, aqua, lime, and yellow, with the phrase “It’s a Way of Life.” She wears washed out jeans, with plant trays, shelving, a surfboard and warm late-afternoon light in the background.

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Noodler-In-Chief @teenoodleapprl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

@teenoodleapprl.bsky.social has the best t-shirts If you see me, say hi 👋 teenoodle.com/products/wom...

Black t-shirt with a dog wearing sunglasses graphic against a tie-dye background and the text "Dog Parks Not Oligarchs!"

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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Hey Bluesky, could you help me spread the word? I have three creatures left at my Big Cartel shop. Each lil guy is designed, hand-sewn, hand-embroidered by me and takes many hours to create. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Here's a lovely photo of a plethora of hand-sewn fabric art creatures. There's a watermelon creature with a red face, eight black seed-like eyes, and a wide mouth with five sharp teeth. There's a white ghost trinket bag covered with purple embroidered flowers. She has a gray face, sparkly black eyes and a little frown. There's a strawberry creature with three bulbous green eyes. There's a watermelon ghost, a strawberry ghost bag, and a black creature with sharp teeth. There's a white egg with yellow embroidered flowers and purple eyeshadow and purple lips. All the creatures are sitting on green fur and there's a galaxy print fabric in the background. The watermelon creature and the watermelon ghost are sitting on metal doll chairs.

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Azlancat @azlancat.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Photo of the works from space with caption ‘The earth being centered on Great Britain is arbitrary, so here's a map centered on New Zealand’

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Dani Elwell @danielwell.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Under the word "cool" in your dictionary! Happy 95th Sonny Rollins!

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MWN @metaninja.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

I may be a new face here, but i survived the other place for 17 yrs. Here’s what I want ppl to hear: Every acct here is a person. Let’s do it differently this time. Ask how ppl are doing (it’s generally not okay). Build movements by building relationships. We care. And I’m always here to listen ❤️

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Glen Akins @bikerglen.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

the voices inside my head every time I see a lizard from now on

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Dani Elwell @danielwell.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

I’m looking forward to sharing live Radiohead this evening! New Daniel Caeser, new Strumbellas & Florence + The Machine too. Plus beauties from Curve, Zep, k-os, Little Simz, Wild Strawberries and oh so much more! It’s Night Music on @indie88toronto.bsky.social Come celebrate the weekend!