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Mooch

@cachiporra.bsky.social
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100% human filter feeder in Portland OR who just wants LiveJournal back. I mostly yap about movies and my feelings. If you find me boring/annoying, please just block me. Thx! 🙏 (any/all, 🏳️‍🌈, SFW account, right-wing trash gets blocked)

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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 15h
It is breathtaking how rotten Adobe's administrative tooling is becoming - completely essential & foundational line-of-business UI is just straight up broken. This is obscene given their margins.
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 20h
A screenshot from that one Mr. Show sketch where ad guys are pitching new promotions to Globo-Chem, a massive, evil, multinational conglomerate. Here we see pitchman David Cross introducing CEO John Ennis to Pit-Pat, the new adorable mascot who is someone in a shapeless saggy gray outfit with a big belly and a round head with a weird expression and it says 'Pit-Pat' on the chest.
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 16h
“My part-time summer job at the coup factory also comes with money and gifts from pedophiles. Why would I give this up?”
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 20h
What is the point of these Google Workspace security reports if they're literally days out of date and can't be re-run manually? Why did we rebuild half of the commercial Internet on top of a platform run by crackhead fascists?
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 21h
what to do when you’re not cut out for the life you chose for yourself: volume 46 
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
According to sedimentary closet forensics, the last time I had to attend a funeral I had a 30" waist. Pretty good run.
dark shirt and slate slacks in front of a Rothfaux
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shout out to people explicitly making family friendly things
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a pal put it: Felony Dodger & Friends Starts October 27th.
youtu.be
The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula Season 7: Meet Our Monsters | Cast Reveal
YouTube video by Boulet Brothers
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am now in my second month of trying to repair a turbo-turbo-TURBO fucked Gmail store that's over a decade old and I want to scream. This is like running a marathon blindfolded with my shoes tied together. Why are our tools still so horrible? Why is IMAP still so brittle? WHY?
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Grueling, gutting read. My only conclusion is that “raw” is a death cult that feeds off of human suffering.
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a super fun thing to ponder as violence against women becomes the topic: did my female friends actually enjoy my personality when I came out of the closet or was I simply safer to be around? I know that *I* chose women who felt safe to be around and were unlikely to throw me to the wolves socially
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was in my late 30’s before a pal revealed (word?) in a group setting and I “knew” my first trans person. Led to a lot of cleanup in my head. I wish I’d been a better person sooner.
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
IS GOD IS (2026, Amazon, #film) Two orphan twins decide to settle the score in this hypnotic, unsettling revenge fantasia based off of a play by the same director/writer Aleshea Harris. It keeps whirling between the lowbrow and the highbrow while the hypnotic leads nail weird and intricate scenes.
Kara Young ('Racine') looks up alluringly with long blonde braidsthe devastatingly beautiful Xavier Mills ('Scotch') and Justen Ross ('Riley') answer the door to two girls wearing long blonde braidsKara Young ('Racine') and Mallori Johnson ('Anaia') walk in a field wearing casual clothes and backpacks, their braids coiled on their headsa man holds up a handwritten sign saying "FOOLISH. BUT YOU'RE LIKE HIM IN THE EYES."
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Rockom Sockom NoBots @rockom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Bennett's Dead Media Video Rentals will officially be OPEN tomorrow at 2pm! Come visit this FREE haunted house! Family-friendly, ADA, ONE flashing light (subtle, not intense) Mon/Tues: CLOSED Wed/Thurs: 2-8 Fri/Sat: 2-9 Sun: 2-8 707 NE FREMONT ST
hay bales sit in front a storefront that has been converted into a haunted video store.
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Portland Bureau of Transportation @pbotinfo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Pride Plaza is back and better than ever! Last year, we repaved the street and updated the curb ramps to be ADA compliant. This year, we painted the street, added furniture and planters, and made sure this is a welcoming space for all.
New colorful street paintings, furniture, and planters in the Portland Pride Plaza.New colorful street paintings, furniture, and planters in the Portland Pride Plaza.New colorful street paintings, furniture, and planters in the Portland Pride Plaza.
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the entire federal edifice has been completely hacked in the last few years. what’s left?
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a 155lb front squat ladder with a sharp 30sec cadence may actually be the proudest moment of my weightlifting hobby. this shit is HARD
Front squat ladder
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Rock @ricosblues.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rockford’s coat in this episode makes him look like the IKEA monkey
Rockford in a coat
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a literal actual *child* rattled door locks at Microsoft until he got unlimited silent access to their entire interior. I need a nap. Anyone can now be Carol Sturka and the Internet is about to have its Windows XP SP2 moment. blog.faav.net/how-i-couldv...
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 30/09/2026
Knatalye Is a name I just saw If you are a parent, don't do this. dear [dark] GOD I would make a point of pronouncing this abomination "ka-naytuhl-ye" each and every chance I got, specifically and ONLY to the parents
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hi yeah these jobs have all been outsourced to home workers for decades through a number of contracting agencies and they are not going to be replaced by a chatbot www.macrumors.com/2026/09/29/a...
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Nick Schager @nschager.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Verity" will make for an amusing night out at the theaters, albeit not in the way the filmmakers envisioned.
thedailybeast.com
Oscar Winner’s Triumphant Movie Year Ends in Utter Disaster
“Verity” is so absurd it could cost Anne Hathaway her second Oscar for “The Odyssey.”
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Sara “Blade” Reine @smreine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is three years old but it's still among my favorite comics i've ever drawn
four-panel comic of a writer talking to a cat.
Writer: I'm writing the most anarchic book of my life. I'm bucking every rule of society! Publishing like a rebel! Saying what The Man fears to be said! Joining generations of author-philosophers writing revolutionary literature for the ages!
Cat: You are writing about a curvy girl (who looks like you) getting railed by a dragon with a big flong.
Writer: LIKE A REVOLUTIONARY!
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seussy bullshit
a large puffy plant
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I made a picture of a pregnant Luigi giving birth to eleven tiny Toads using SUPERINTELLIGENCE
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"..desperate, catastrophe, tedious, less than no grace and subtlety, faux-funny, shrill, obvious, unoriginal, caricature, mistaking commotion for comedy, torturously unamusing, strident spoofery, tiresome beyond reason, 128 wearisome minutes, zero delicacy wit or insight, back-patting, disaster" 🍾🥂😋
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Tom Cruise gives Iñárritu precisely what the director demands. If only the filmmaker demanded something more, something which actually warrants this film’s onanistic ovations."
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J.A.Tallon @tallon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anita Ekberg in "Killer Nun" - BOTD
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as a “safe to be around” man: it really is zero women who’ve made it to today unscathed. They’ll share horrible stories if the time is right. Hardest when it’s family members.
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Gaijin Rando @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Images from films shot by cinematographer Steve Yedlin - BOTD in 1975 May (2002) Dead Birds (2004) Looper (2012) Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
May (2002)Dead Birds (2004)Looper (2012)Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
finding a birthday card to my ten year old self from Delta Airlines feels like looking through a portal into a saner world. companies used to do wholesome stuff like this.
A charming illustration of a lion and a bear in pilot gear from perhaps 1989
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This isn’t like “eh it’s not the best system” it really might be the WORST system outside of firing squads stationed outside hospitals.
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel that new accounts coming from outside my social graph with profile pictures of little children trying to sell me sex should be kind of a slam dunk for the spam filter, but Meta’s built different I guess. I sincerely hope I outlive Instagram.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 28/09/2026
Last month, we refurbished 10 tennis courts in Crotona Park — the only public tennis courts in the Bronx with lights for night play. We stopped by recently to see how things were going. Thank you to NYJTL, USTA and Yonex for helping us deliver high-quality public spaces that New Yorkers deserve.
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that new WHALEFALL trailer kind of sucked all the mystery out of things and I’m less interested now
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this can’t be real and yet HOLY SHIT there it is. Excruciating. youtu.be/d2dvyVwrp7c?...
youtu.be
Woops! #1
YouTube video by The Retro Depot
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gods be with me
An uncooked triple size plum torte which is either going to be incredible or else edible 
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RESIDENT EVIL (2026, theatrical, #film) A remarkably goofy, bouncy, gory horror comedy that takes a completely different direction towards the same ol' RE. Zach Cregger isn't splitting the atom, but pulling off a (literal) video game movie that's *this* entertaining takes taste and smart decisions.
Austin Abrams ('Bryan') looks on dully in a well-lit room
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We live in a militantly no-smoking building (average resident age of 73 going on senile) and the new young couple across the hall is getting a crash course on what happens when you hotbox an entire floor.
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you had to point at just one console generation that enabled the widest expansion in art styles and gameplay: I think the sixth generation is it and PS2 was the standard bearer. There are so many current bangers that you could feasibly condense into a PS2 runtime.
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today a teammate told me “you’re a good team player” and boy does that feel nice. I can always be that.
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lucy update: 99lbs 🤩
An extremely large White Pyrenees puppy who is now 99 pounds
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FOUR PANKO just dropped
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🙏
Graffiti on a trash can: “PRAY 4 HER PUSSY JUICE”
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Say something nice about myself challenge: my blocking was definitely better today.
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve just been added to some starter pack that feels synthetic and unsavory and as soon as I can find the name, I’m out.
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have just created an astonishingly convincing AI actor who is fat, Black, female, and gives heart-wrenching performances. Now to watch the media attention pour in!!!
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh so businesses can’t provide personalized pop-up dance experiences anymore
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggGggggGGGGGGHHhhjh
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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ordered a BTO MacBook Air M5 through the consumer channel on July 2nd. It still hasn't shipped 11 weeks later, and is currently showing +3 more weeks (Oct. 12) after four delay notices. Ordered the *identical* BTO model through the Business channel on Sept. 8th, and it just shipped. Fuck Apple.
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