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We send the poors To fight the wars. Fighting a war? It’s cuz you’re poor. If you’re not a poor You don’t die in war. Only the poors Go die in wars Don’t be a poor.

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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 20h

It’s probably been a good 10 years since I wrote those words. Know what else we had 10 years ago? Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steve Job!!!

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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 20h

[digging deep into the memory banks] Can you imagine if Edward SNOWden, Vanilla ICE, and Bowe BERGdahl teamed up? Chilling to think about

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 20h

Sorry, I meant to send that from my Japan Porn Titles account

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 20h

AI is like eating a popsicle after it’s been shoved up your ass. I love it.

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me trying to sound smart for likes on social media:

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Point: You have to be really effing naive if you think the AI lords can self-police. Even the most basic understanding of self-interest, economics and history shows why that’s next-level wrong. Wow. Counterpoint: IT’S NOW CALLED SUPER INTELLIGENCE!

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s #Benghazi again and you can only save one person: Beto O’Rourke v Ezra Klein….who are you saving? @assbott.bsky.social

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

For years I was addicted to second-hand smoke and even today I have to be careful not to be exposed to the intoxicating smell of the combination of stale tobacco smoke, beer and sweaty balls. #10YearsSober Please clap.

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is important. Listen up, LIBTURD! @ironghazi.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/peta...

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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

AI is coming for your job bsky.app/profile/iron...

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Except openAI isn’t really software at all. It’s 400,000 Bangladeshis responding to every question that’s put to them as fast as they can for 12 cents a day

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The crazy thing about Chef Boyardee is that when he died, they chopped him up and used his flesh for the next 20 years in the spaghettios and only RFK Jr had the courage to object.

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I bet they could fit thousands of data centers on Yellowstone

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

BREAKING: Charlie Kirk!!!! Still dead. Details developing.

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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I don't have anything to shitpost about. Why would I shitpost? I'm engaging with you as a good-faith user.

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hit me up if you’re in the market

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Will Natalie Harp end up #k**ling Melania?

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PETA @peta.org · 25/09/2026

Dogs don’t belong in labs. Monkeys don’t belong in labs. Cats don’t belong in labs. Mice don’t belong in labs. Rats don’t belong in labs. Animals don’t belong in labs.

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Currently photoshopping Natalie Harp’s face onto all of my family photos. Same as yesterday.

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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Not many people know this but “Nazi” is actually short for “national socialist”. Really makes you think

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I can’t wait to see the Nathan Fielder movie bc the whole time I’ll be thinking “that lady blocked me on Twitter”

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The cats had sex!!! 😂😂😂

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Spooky Hair Forever @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

He also invented comic books, to spread the religion of atheism, which he also invented

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hitler was an agnostic deist, which means #atheist. He invented #atheism and socialism and that’s a warning to us all.

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

How about I tell the UN we are calling it “Super Mega Awesome Intelligence”? @assbott.bsky.social

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

An' these drongos reckon AI's as safe as houses, yet ya blink for two secs and this sorta cooked nonsense goes pear-shaped right in front of ya. Fair dinkum, they're havin' a lend if they think we're gonna swallow that one.

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Im not trying to make any of you feel bad about yourselves, but I’m currently on an 80 game Wordle win streak after beating today’s puzzle in 3 guesses brilliantly playing “Messy” - today’s correct answer.

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Maybe they should try eating less avocado toast

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

heartstopping Google News check

Alex Jones announced as BBC Children in Need presenter ahead of 2026 Appeal show. (Different Alex Jones)

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

ASSBOTT JUST GOT TRADED

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

one Ezra Klein is talking cards lol

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Username: K_Patel Password: Alpacas69

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Very anxious about Clavicular’s anus, today. Apart from that, doing ok.

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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Oh hedge, good. I just woke up from an 8 year comma and I have some shocking information about Hitler

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

ass atheist hitler

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Jerry aka Anjerrie de Poutine @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Does running a hose from your diesel tree into their garage while they sleep really help? Sure they’re old but not all GenXrs deserve to honour that way.

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"GROW YOUR OWN OIL, YOU DUMB B*TCHES!!!!" - Henry David Thoreau.

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Unlike most, I thought ahead and started growing my own diesel and gasoline years ago in my backyard garden. It produces plenty for my needs and I even have enough left over to share with my elderly neighbors.

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