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Azlancat @azlancat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My hot flight attendant asked how I like my coffee
Trying to sound cool, I told her I like my coffee like I like my women. And that's when she told me "That's cute honey, but the coffee's free. You don't have to pay for it here!"
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Azlancat @azlancat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
r/showertnougnts
u/BoxMorton • 3h •
Why would the Grim Reaper need a scythe if he can kill people by just touching them?


ddrober2003 • 2h
Because he is the Grim Reaper and he needs a scythe to reap. Otherwise he would be known as the Grimtoucher and that might get him on a list.
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sunday
Tabby cat wearing a yellow clog on its head beside the water, with white text reading, “i’m built different like incorrectly i think.”
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Azlancat @azlancat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Blank page with words
‘Don't be hard on yourself for not finding love, maybe your soul mate is already dead. I'm sorry.
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Friday
Close-up of a stern-looking tabby cat beneath text about seeing someone start typing in Microsoft Teams.

Transcribed Text:

“When you turn on your computer in the morning and see someone start typing in Microsoft Teams:”
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Saturday
Two cats in playful confrontation, a white cat swatting at a light brown cat. Text above reads: "This could be us but you won't say it to my face."
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Kerr Cow @kerrcow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Vldl Viva La Dirt League: Welcome in My Presence
ALT: Vldl Viva La Dirt League: Welcome in My Presence
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Jerry aka Anjerrie de Poutine @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
He means Wesley Snipes for all the slow kids out there.
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Kerr Cow @kerrcow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly should not have gone before the tax dodging pothead.
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Kerr Cow @kerrcow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I can say with a degree of certainty that members of every branch of the US military, current and former, are shaking our heads over how inept Trump, Vance, and Hegseth are at fighting a war.
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Azlancat @azlancat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Header One of many examples of why an 80's kid will never trust Al.

Picture of 80s computer screen from War Games movie 

‘BRIDGE CHECKERS
CHESS POKER
FIGHTER COMBAT
GUERRILLA ENGAGEMENT
DESERT WARFARE
AIR-TO-GROUND ACTIONS
THEATERNIDE TACTICAL WARFARE
THEATERNIDE BIOTOXIC AND CHEMICAL WARFARE
GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Just stopped by to let you know my 18 YO daughter used the word “hasten” in a sentence, correctly and without irony.
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Kerr Cow @kerrcow.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It's been 55 years and Jeremiah is STILL a bullfrog.
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Kerr Cow @kerrcow.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
@kimrhodes.bsky.social I've got a new screensaver. Also I'm pretty sure Bison are just land whales. 🤣 www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Bison rams elderly man in Yellowstone, flinging him into the sky
The man and his grandson appeared a safe distance away from the bison before it quickly chased them down.
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sunday
A gray cat peeks out of an Amazon box on a brown leather couch, looking curious.

Transcribed Text:

"Amazon delivery days are the best days if you’re a cat."
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Kerr Cow @kerrcow.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Getting the rest of the world hooked on ranch sauce is some next level shenanigans.
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Azlancat @azlancat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is a 2x2 grid meme image with a dark, space-themed aesthetic.
•  Top-left panel: Close-up portrait of a bearded man (with a high-and-tight haircut, shaved sides, and longer textured hair on top) looking intensely to the right with a serious, slightly scowling expression. The lighting is dramatic and cool blue/purple-toned.
•  Top-right panel: A colorful space nebula background (stars, cosmic dust, and glowing Milky Way-like clouds in purples, blues, and oranges). White text reads:
“Space Billionaires (Adj.) (Noun)”
•  Bottom-left panel: Same bearded man, now with a wild-eyed, unhinged expression — eyes wide open, eyebrows raised, mouth open showing teeth in an intense or manic grin. The lighting is slightly warmer.
•  Bottom-right panel: Another deep space background (darker purple/blue starry field with nebula). White text reads:
“Space Billionaires (Verb) (Noun)”
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Wednesday
A person's hand holds a plump orange tabby cat, with text above saying "You are sad" and below saying "take this."
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Kerr Cow @kerrcow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@kimrhodes.bsky.social There will be no help coming. nypost.com/2026/07/06/u...
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Whale strikes, sinks NJ fire rescue ship returning from NY Harbor after July 4th festivities
“Understandably, it has left those involved shaken, but we are incredibly thankful that everyone returned home safely to their families.”
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H0tP0ck3t @myskeets.com · 30/06/2026
texashighways.com/culture/spre...
texashighways.com
Sprechen Sie Texas Deutsch? How a Variation of German Once Ruled In Fredericksburg
After World War I, a state law was passed mandating English-only instruction in Texas public schools and frankfurters became hot dogs.
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Kerr Cow @kerrcow.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Thursday
A white and black cat yawning in a cardboard box, with captions reading "Yeah I'm the GOAT" and "Grumpy Old And Tired."
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Kerr Cow @kerrcow.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
JFC they are rebooting Little House on the Prairie
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ChiefGyk3D @chiefgyk3d.com · 23/06/2026
I came across this cool badge for DEFCON called the Clip Boy. This apparently is the same person who made the Space Badge I almost got last year. They look to be raising money for college so I want to boost this to help them. Happy Hacking! tropicsquirrel.githu... #Cybersecurity #DEFCON
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Tuesday
A brown tabby cat hanging awkwardly from a window, suspended by white clips, with a humorous expression.

Transcribed Text:

OH..HEY... YOU'RE HOME EARLY
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Azlancat @azlancat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Caption-Ever get the feeling you are being judged?

Picture- 3 cats looking judgingly down under a iron bannister downwards towards the photographer
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Kerr Cow @kerrcow.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
@urbanelevations.bsky.social this is some you lvl shit. 😂😂 www.esquire.com/style/mens-a...
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Seiko's New Collaboration Watch Features a Cult-Classic Anime Series
The Japanese watchmaker's latest piece pays tribute to the main character of “Fullmetal Alchemist.”
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Wednesday
Gray tabby cat sitting on a blanket with a TV in the background.

Transcribed Text:

POV: you adjusted your leg and ruined everything.
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Azlancat @azlancat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Meme 
Person- How's your Monday, unknown social media manager person?

Prime video rep - i think im depressed Imao

Reply- Hi! Vicky here, Managing Director of Socials for Amazon Prime Video. Apologies for the last message; that was an accident and will not be happening again.
We are having a fabulous Monday and hope you are as well!

Comment under conversation- 
they shot him right at his damn desk
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Azlancat @azlancat.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
@kerrcow.bsky.social
-I got us a cowch!
-Really!? Wait, you mean a couch?
-No
Picture- cow shaped black and white cow coloured couch
- I'm leaving you.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Since 1999, I have not had a houseplant without eventually succumbing to fungus gnats. I’ve tried unbelievable and sustained treatments. Nothing. I would like to share a “life hack”, as the kids say:
A yam sits in a vase. Beautiful vines with heart-shaped leaves sprout from the top. Roots can be seen in the water at the base.
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Friday
A tabby cat stretching between two blue metal bars with a humorous caption about swallowing a magnet.

Transcribed Text:

Mike soon regretted the day he swallowed a magnet.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Things I have grotesquely underestimated today: - the odor of the dog’s blanket - the dirt on the light fixtures - the damage a zucchini plant can inflict Hold my calls until further notice.
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Friday
A grumpy-looking cat sits in a restaurant with text above about offering to pay for food.

Transcribed Text:

When i offer to pay for bro's food and he starts using words like "large", "double" & "extra".
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Kerr Cow @kerrcow.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If I could spin a riveting description in the alt text, I would post goaste on here.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Fuck YEAHHHHH! #TeamOrca
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Kerr Cow @kerrcow.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
@kimrhodes.bsky.social WE'RE BACK! \0/ euroweeklynews.com/2026/05/02/k...
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Killer whale boat attacks are back.
Four people were rescued off Cabo de Palos, in the Region of Murcia, authorities believe had been contact with Killer whales
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Cup is included for size. I did not use my hand because I don’t feel like blocking you pervy weirdos making the jokes that would inevitably appear. Because I like most of you.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This is less about the con and more about spreading Greg content. He truly is the goat.
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Thursday
A black cat with green eyes lies against a light gray background beneath text about its humorous "two jobs."

Transcribed Text:

I HAVE TWO JOBS:

1. Calm my humans when they stressed.
2. Stress my humans when they are calm.
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Azlancat @azlancat.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Respect is something all fathers should teach their children, in particular their boys towards women. It’s not hard and teaching respect by your example to your boys is the most macho thing you can do surely.
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Kerr Cow @kerrcow.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
This repost is for @kerrcow.bsky.social. Also, asking for a friend, does ACAB now include llamas?
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Jerry aka Anjerrie de Poutine @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Kerr Cow @kerrcow.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
👀
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Jerry aka Anjerrie de Poutine @urbanelevations.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I Stfg I thought this was a helloSnafu joint. @kerrcow.bsky.social
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————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————dash @dascho.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
i should call her…
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Tuesday
The image is a humorous photo of a tabby cat seated at a tabletop, imitating a human-like posture with its front paws resting on the surface. The cat has a serious expression, and its coat features a mix of gray, black, and brown stripes. The background is out of focus, suggesting an indoor setting. The image includes white text at the top and bottom.

Transcribed Text:

I don’t know how to say this, but...
you don’t have a hamster anymore
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Oscaron ☕🧐 @oscaronactual.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Well, that sucks. Looks like I got tagged through some discord integration nonsense. If you see any posts on any social media or discord about shitcoin with my name on it, let me know and I'll wipe it if I can.
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Kerr Cow @kerrcow.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
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