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Kim Rhodes

@kimrhodes.bsky.social
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Operating “on the balance of four forces… identified as charm, persuasion, uncertainty, and bloody-mindedness.” -TP She/her also autistic

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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love you all, but today my favorite was the non-speaking child who gently pushed her cheek into my forehead after we had taken turns spinning my ring. I don’t know if I’ve ever been so honored.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Heyyyyy. I just unlocked a memory and I want to know if this is a common experience for undiagnosed neurodivergent people. 1) Don’t know I can’t do The Thing which actually takes skill and training 2) People whose job it is to impart skill and training but haven’t yet assume I can do The Thing
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You hear a lot about AuDHD and the two at war in one brain. Maybe. Walk with me, won’t you, through an example of perfect harmony…. I am packing. “Oh. I need gloves. Glerbs. Glerbs in da clerb. Up in da clerb.” I go downstairs. I see the cat. I pet the cat. “Why did I come downstairs?”
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I know, okay. I KNOW! But in the smallest possible way, I offer you this. A journey I took so you don’t have to. *googled chocolate peanut butter ice cream recipe* “That can’t be right.” *tried it* Not right.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She showed me how to do a lot. I think I’ll keep doing it and believe I’m making her proud.
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Seeing a guy weakly and pathetically crying in his car, going home, getting my own car and pulling up next to him to show him how a real man cries in his car. Gotta use your whole body. Gotta throw your shoulders and let those sobs ring out, brother. You'll get it, just need practice
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Just stopped by to let you know my 18 YO daughter used the word “hasten” in a sentence, correctly and without irony.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Calling in sick because the font changed on the software.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Are you working remotely in a heat wave and looking for an unarguable reason to log off for a bit? I offer you, “I have to hose down the alpacas.” It’s serious enough to require immediate action and weird enough so they have to think for a moment, giving you space to thank them and disappear.
A reddish brown alpaca stands in a stream of water while a white-ish alpaca waits his turn.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I just spent 20 minutes reading community offers of assistance to help with the fire in Colorado. It made me hope again. It made me like humans again. 2/10 do not recommend.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Me, explaining to my husband that his emptying of the vacuum canister after I have been vacuuming for an hour is actually an act of violence. That is my satisfying payoff. Deprive me at your peril.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I don’t post a lot of “Actor Kim Stuff” on here but this turned out quite well. So here… for your amusement.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Read the alt text.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I’m so mad. I realized today I do not, in fact, align with the Dark Side. I am purely Yoda-coded. I just want to live in a swamp and hit people with sticks if they find me.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Stillllllll going.
A pretty green plant spirals upward from a glass vase. It is a yam. But you can’t tell.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The astro-girlies say it’s end times so I went ahead and got the Korean BBQ flavor of Spam at Costco.
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Jo @joml76.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Went to see if you'd put in your channel on YouTube and found this instead. Artsy, from seven years back. Might be applicable soon again though. 🤣🤣 youtu.be/EC-NIIZBG3g?...
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The Wayward Podcast - technical difficulties
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I HAVE Googled. Even went to the library. Now I’m coming to ask smart people I have no reason to believe have the answer. How do I make good buttercream frosting? I want it mind-bendingly sweet but I don’t want it tasting like powdered sugar. Help me. Then go back to burning the patriarchy.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
We. Are. Back! podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...
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Wayward Last Times
Podcast Episode · The Wayward Podcast · June 19 · 36m
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
For anyone wanting a yam update.
A small yam sits in a vase with water. Graceful with heart-shaped flowers climb upward, the tallest reaching maybe two feet.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Kevin Hassett challenges my serenity.
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼
Picture of a TV screen with teletubbies going to bed with the subtitles: I know you were high during my mother-in-laws wake
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Since 1999, I have not had a houseplant without eventually succumbing to fungus gnats. I’ve tried unbelievable and sustained treatments. Nothing. I would like to share a “life hack”, as the kids say:
A yam sits in a vase. Beautiful vines with heart-shaped leaves sprout from the top. Roots can be seen in the water at the base.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It’s my daughter’s very last day of mandated school and I am having many Big Feels so you may present much Bad News but my fairy dragon of a being did a thing that was very hard and today I am proud.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Things I have grotesquely underestimated today: - the odor of the dog’s blanket - the dirt on the light fixtures - the damage a zucchini plant can inflict Hold my calls until further notice.
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Queer Armorer @queerarmorer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This is what happens when your government thinks it's more important to arrest activists they personally don't like then it is to make sure starving people are fed. And when that happens it is your duty as a citizen to tear down the systems that allow this and build something better in it's place.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This is less about the con and more about spreading Greg content. He truly is the goat.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I gave my husband many directions for my week in NY. Unfortunately, I overlooked, “Please, for the love of all that is holy, pick the zucchini.” This is an error I shall not make again.
Four very large zucchini squash sit on a grey counter dwarfing a Pyrex one cup measuring cup.
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RadioCarla @radiocarla.com · 10/05/2026
@kimrhodes.bsky.social Found it. It’s not Mother’s Day until I share this. Thank you for… everything. ❤️
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
For anyone who has a pang at the word “mother”, I send abundant love. Your experience is absolutely valid and you aren’t wrong for feeling it.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I am in NY, staying with my BFFs very cool child. A comment was made about not using the word “goon” any more. When I inquired, child was reluctant to explain so I looked it up. Then child asked if I was going to erase my browser history. I said no. They nodded and said, “Die like a man. Respect.
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Chuck and Jim 🟧🟦 - Chat Disabled @fireman452.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
This needs to be EVERYWHERE - LOUD AND CLEAR!! #ChuckandJim #ThePoor
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Just dropping by to share two thoughts. 1 - I wish strength were determined less by the amount of damage one could inflict and more by the amount of safety one could create. 2 - “wank-stain” really needs to feature more heavily in my vocabulary.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Anakin saving padme with wd40
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 15/04/2026
One thing I'm seeing proposed more and more as a prophylaxis against another Trump is to ban felons from holding public office. And this might be an unpopular opinion, but I *hate* that plan. Here's why.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Unpopular take: “ Escape (The Pina Colada Song)” is a horrific tale of betrayal and lies.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I don’t have a lot to say but I wanted you to know that if you’re reading this, you’re on the timeline where her caterpillar hatched, stretched, and flew safely into the warm air.
Monarch butterfly sits on a girl’s arm.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I’ve been asked if the goat is bigger than the horse. He is.
Greg stands almost at Kim’s hip. Greg is a goat. Bob stands a bit above Kim’s knee. Bob is a horse.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
In the coming apocalypse, I shall probably not die of scurvy.
A five foot tall lemon tree stands amidst probably a hundred lemons.
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
What other things should I have goats review? ( Don’t worry. Each of you will get a producer credit if your suggestion is used, monetized, and optioned by a union-recognized company.)
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
My friend @felicia.day wrote a book. My other friends seem to enjoy it.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Democratic consultants: To replicate Mamdani’s success with the young people we must appeal to their short attention spans with memes and TikTok Mamdani (actual quote): In the fifth century in what we now know as Ireland, a British warlord named Coroticus had laid waste to the countryside
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
1/ TW: oh, lots of trauma. At the end of my Dad’s life, I was beyond sad. I was simply stunned. He had killed my ailing mother in an alcoholic mistake, invited a den of crack addicts into his home, and was rapidly depleting his remaining bank account giving them money.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 28/02/2026
Few patients appeal a health insurance denial, but a little-known process that requires insurers and plans to seek an independent opinion can force insurers to pay for what can be lifesaving treatment. Here’s what experts say you need to know.
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This Little-Known Appeal Could Force Your Insurer to Pay for Lifesaving Care. Here’s How to File It.
When a health insurer refuses to pay for your treatment, you may have the right to have the denial reviewed — and potentially overturned — by an independent provider. Here are six steps experts sugges...
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Kim Rhodes @kimrhodes.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Some days I just scroll the missing pet sites until I see one that’s been found.
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Nate Zuke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @natezuke.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Leaving Kansas is really not a helpful solution, plz redirect attention and resources to KS community orgs that can provide immediate material support instead. Moving isn’t possible without valid ID and people need $ to fund just the id. Good place to start is acefoundationict.org , also see image
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Fights🏳️‍⚧️4🇵🇸Love @hyenagirl64.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This thread is now dedicated to organizing aid for trans refugees If you need help or have help to offer, please @ me Instructions and updates to follow in below 🧵 www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...
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Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses
"The legislature did not include a grace period."
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kelly @kickinson.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Of all Presidementia's prior State-of-the-Unions I've not watched in the past, tonight's State-of-the-Union is the State-of-the-Union I'm not watching the most. 🍊🚫
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