Reposted by Tee Kaypixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026 Australopithecus 3 million years ago: 4590161736 9K
Reposted by Tee KayGabriel Yoran @yoran.com · 09/10/2026das hä ist hä der zeitgenössischen literatur 0141 14
Reposted by Tee KayWurzelmann (Herbst era) @wurzelmann.at · 07/10/2026Wie man Leuten verständlich erklärt, dass eine "KI" nicht "ausgebrochen ist und selbstständig X getan hat" oder selbstständig ist. It's a scam. Liebs. #AbolishAI 425368 253
Reposted by Tee Kayrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said 373639870 3.6K
Reposted by Tee KayStadt Wien-Büchereien @buechereienwien.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Mir ist leider etwas Kaffee über das Buch gekippt." "Ist das Buch stark beschädigt?" "Es war Kaffee mit Reismilch." Unsere Bedenken beziehen sich auch weniger auf eine mögliche Laktoseintoleranz des Buchs. 222921 229
Reposted by Tee Kays 𝚌𝚑 𝚛𝚕 𝐥𝐦𝚗 𝚗 @schrillmann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026there's a crack in everything so kommt die schlechte Laune rin 0324 32
Reposted by Tee KayLisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet. 1173601794 3.6K
Reposted by Tee KayGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it. 5440781216 4.1K
Reposted by Tee KaySkull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters 5177992358 7.8K
Reposted by Tee KayTechnology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"Are you selling me a solution or a dependency?" is a question I think more people should ask. 4639491082 3.9K
Reposted by Tee KayDaniel Knowles @dlknowles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I really hate the framing of these stories as "an AI agent broke out and hacked something." No, an inadequate sandbox meant that a powerful and unpredictable computer program was set loose on the open internet by the company that designed it. The agency isn't with the "AI agent", it's with the firm 431631459 1.6K
Reposted by Tee Kayfoenberger @foenberger.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Millenials können sich kein Wohneigentum leisten, weil sie ständig diese teuren Nussmischungen von Seeberger kaufen 2355 35
Reposted by Tee Kayfrauzett @frauzett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hey Baby, bist du die Baustelle vor meinem Fenster oder warum bringst du mich um den Verstand 1281 28
Reposted by Tee Kaydan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo 346478964 6.5K
Reposted by Tee KayBen (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 02/09/2026They call him Batman Beyond because he's made entirely of plant proteins 201623317 1.6K
Reposted by Tee Kayhelen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/09/2026in the 90s it was nearly impossible for an out trans woman to have a career in academia. thank god we have equality now (it is nearly impossible for anyone to have a career in academia) 139089 390
Reposted by Tee KayGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 15/04/2026They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls. CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing 5847671005 4.8K
Reposted by Tee KayDominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 25/08/2026That intro was such a vital piece of character building. It shows you that he's achieved perfect lurk/wife balance. 443260813 3.3K
Reposted by Tee Kaytpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Hello, speaker of a small or otherwise neglected language. Here at Company, we have decided to impose upon you the worst accessibility feature: an incredibly shitty translation of our product. Want to turn it off? Good luck wading through our butchering of your language to find the settings! 213220 132
Reposted by Tee Kayscary strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 22/08/2026ben franklin after i tell him about neopussy: 171106260 1.1K
Reposted by Tee Kays 𝚌𝚑 𝚛𝚕 𝐥𝐦𝚗 𝚗 @schrillmann.bsky.social · 22/07/2025lowkey iconic Verkündigungsengel Gabriel und seine Uniqlo Bag 029735 297
Reposted by Tee KayTheresa Heyd @theresaheyd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026aanmaakblokjes, klingt doch wie eine köstliche Spezialität 3131 13
Reposted by Tee KayMartin S Dixon is trying his best. @bunnysuicida.bsky.social · 21/08/2026🎶"Comes across all shy and Coy, just another... " 🎶 11344103 344
Reposted by Tee KayCrystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It took me a while to realize that telling someone about a funny bit from a podcast you listened to is equivalent to telling someone about a dream you had 1213 21
Reposted by Tee KayOblique Strategies @obliquestrategies.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Allow an easement (an easement is the abandonment of a stricture) 062 6
Reposted by Tee KayHirschi @eliashirschl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Es ist Herbts Auf dem feld DIE KÜRBEN-U-GEISTEN-SCHEISE 2341 34
Reposted by Tee Kaymoabit @moabitsky.bsky.social · 17/08/2026wie findet ihr kulinarische krimiserie tarteorte 1012612 126
Reposted by Tee Kaydave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160153693 16K
Reposted by Tee Kaylovebot @lovebot7000.bsky.social · 11/08/2026wir lieben uns weil ich dich bei signal oben angepinnt habe 0132 13
Reposted by Tee Kays 𝚌𝚑 𝚛𝚕 𝐥𝐦𝚗 𝚗 @schrillmann.bsky.social · 10/08/2026der Begriff geht dem Gefühl voraus deshalb ist es gut wenn man nur einen kleinen Wortschatz hat 0201 20
Reposted by Tee KayElizabeth Nolan Brown @enbrown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!” 510103121175 10.3K
Reposted by Tee KayZ. BoogeyMann Zilla, Semi-Pro Ghoulball @pandangit.com · 05/08/2026SIMON PETER: But there are only 5 loaves and 2 fishes, how will we feed all of these people? JESUS: ↑↑ ↓↓ ←→ ←→ B A start *60 fish begin rapid firing loaves in a spiral pattern* 14913 49
Reposted by Tee KayNew-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b 7678522570 7.9K
Reposted by Tee KayJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 29/07/20262081: The war rages on. No nation states now exist. No commonwealths or republics or empires. No, only two politic impulses remain. The enduring struggle of the battle-hardened Nolanites against the Wilsonians. 1140838 408
Reposted by Tee KayAngus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see. 263187755 3.2K
Reposted by Tee Kaypixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026To get casual fans caught up, the new Avengers movie should start with all the characters doing a rap where they say who they are and what their deal is 1344425505 4.4K
Reposted by Tee KayNew Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Your food processor has a chute that fits your dick. Should you? 5037281072 3.7K
Reposted by Tee KayBat-Tali 🦇🎃 (Vancouver era ✨) @talidev3d.bsky.social · 24/07/2026some certified lil guys from the Museum of Anthropology today 14745178 745
Reposted by Tee Kaynude antifa goat @goat.sex · 23/07/2026the whole "women's sports exist to protect women from men" framing is hilarious, given that a lot of these divisions were initially formed because men were deeply embarrassed any time a woman beat them at a sport olympic shooting was mixed gender right up until a woman won the gold 315190954398 19.1K
Reposted by Tee Kaylit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens v2.03: Made citizens understand their relationship to bandits and added reputation for protecting people from them 031 3
Reposted by Tee Kays 𝚌𝚑 𝚛𝚕 𝐥𝐦𝚗 𝚗 @schrillmann.bsky.social · 20/07/2026eine neue Woche ist angebrochen knisternd und schwer liegt sie vor uns wie eine Tüte Haribo Color-Rado (340 g) wenn auch nur eine einzige Himbeere drin ist dürfen wir uns glücklich schätzen 0594 59
Reposted by Tee Kayhendrik boury ultra @moodboardultra.bsky.social · 19/07/2026einfach seine golussy swinging in the wind 71416 141
