Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 19/09/2026X: heil hitler Bluesky: lunch is ablest Threads: y’all like movies? 000
Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 04/08/2026static.klipy.comThis Better Not Awaken Anything In MeALT: This Better Not Awaken Anything In Me 000
Reposted by Ted Torquenorman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 31/07/2026“Let’s allow Hanson to win in Victoria so that we look better by comparison” is the most ALP thought that has ever grazed a cranium 291
Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 21/07/2026the softest of the soft sciences, constantly affirming the consequent. economics is often more akin to religious reasoning than anything concrete 031
Reposted by Ted Torquephylan @phylan.website · 20/07/2026trying to identify a bird of prey while doing 70 on the turnpike with my family in the car 231836267
Reposted by Ted TorqueJack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 17/07/2026everything that has ever been labeled "Millennial" was either an 80 year old hallucinating what they imagine a young person is like, a 50 year old badly imitating a young person, or a 20 year old that doesn't realise they are seconds away from midnight 32316267
Reposted by Ted TorqueGrace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 16/07/2026all these AI company freaks are genuinely just pushing themselves onto us more and more and more because they think eventually we’ll give up and let them fuck us - we are being culturally raped by these rich, evil Thunderbirds puppets come to life to imperil a college campus and then the world 1223
Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 16/07/2026while it is nice to see so much genuine grassroots opposition to data centres, i still wonder why the same rancour wasn’t directed at golf courses 000
Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 16/07/2026roy scuff and scratch resistant polyurethane varnish 000
Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This is why i’m always sure to accurately label all my drugs 010
Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 24/06/2026 &gork generate an image of Anthony albanese transforming into John Howard like it’s the cover of an animorphs novel 000
Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 14/06/2026just don’t ask Mexican or Lebanese people what they think about America 010
Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 13/06/2026there’s a poetry and profound lesson to be learned in the fact that the worlds first trillionaire also died of auto-erotic asphyxiation 😞 000
Reposted by Ted TorqueBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026If you over-regulate capitalism you get totalitarian communism. If you under-regulate capitalism you get a ruling caste of insane monopolists. Please ignore the fact that one of these things has never happened and the other keeps happening over and over 2149361094
Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 19/02/2026had friends around chatting trying to figure out degrees of separation from Epstein, unfortunately had this on the shelf securing me the win 000
Reposted by Ted TorqueJordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 13/02/2026US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit. 5646661375
Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 01/02/2026it’s so galling to me that centrist australians sit around smugly clucking their tongues at trump and ice like these exact policies weren’t invented and tested in Australia, then exported to UK and US by Crosby textor 040
Reposted by Ted TorqueKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 08/01/2026You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you. 10634382916960
Reposted by Ted Torquethe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/12/2025people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try 443565628
Reposted by Ted TorqueJosh Taylor @joshtaylor.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Wow, Services Australia spent three quarters of a million in legal fees fighting a losing FOI fight against @daedalus.eigenmagic.com 613469
Reposted by Ted TorqueBridie (EBK) @emergencybk.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Thanks to Australian, Hamish Paterson, part of #GlobalSumudFlotilla & member of the Maritime Union Australia-Sydney Branch, who proudly support him & the flotilla. Due in Gaza ~this Thurs, 2 Oct, the MAU & Hamish ask @albomp.bsky.social for sanctions & more on Israel. Keep up the pressure✌🏽🇵🇸 620783
Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 23/07/2025@killthecomputer.com been killing the computer since the 90s 000
Reposted by Ted Torqueeva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 22/07/2025this is what 80% of year 1 bluesky posts were like 158753
Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 22/07/2025twitter too fashy, bluesky full of weiners; where is the last refuge of the cheeky scoundrel ??? 010
Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 30/06/2025the lyre birds are beginning their mating season and boy do I love their little dances and inscrutable songs 000
Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 30/06/2025agreed, he should be god-emperor of the nova yorkian caliphate 000
Reposted by Ted TorqueNick Evershed!? @nickevershed.bsky.social · 25/04/2025a phenomenal and powerful piece of work from Reuters www.reuters.com/graphics/ISR...reuters.comThe unexploded bombs of GazaThe Gaza Strip is strewn with undetonated explosives from thousands of Israeli air strikes, leaving the territory “uninhabitable”, according to the U.S. government. 58561
Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 22/04/2025when it comes to evil and racist immigration policy, Australia really is a trailblazer 020
Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Old enough to remember today; any Aussie on their high horse about American offshore renditions should hang their heads in shame. we were the inspiration!asrc.org.auUN Human Right Committee condemns Australia offshore detention policyThe ASRC welcomes the landmark decisions by the UN Human Rights Committee that Australia is responsible for the arbitrary detention of people who sought safety on our shores, yet successive government... 052
Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 14/04/2025They shouldn’t let this enormous man play! It’s unfair to everyone else, not to mention dangerous 000