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Ted Torque

@tedtorque.bsky.social
113 followers 287 following 148 posts

roustabout, rascal, rapscallion, raconteur, renaissance man, rebel

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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
X: heil hitler Bluesky: lunch is ablest Threads: y’all like movies?
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
egg
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
static.klipy.com
This Better Not Awaken Anything In Me
ALT: This Better Not Awaken Anything In Me
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
r/malelivingspace
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i have a google alert for sale of the Godin A11 Glissentar for purely academic reasons
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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
“Let’s allow Hanson to win in Victoria so that we look better by comparison” is the most ALP thought that has ever grazed a cranium
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Odysseus: back to da boat boys
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
mama mia
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the creation and consumption of art, and bearing witness to the wonders of nature are perhaps the most meaningful things humans can do l, yet capitalism holds no value for this flourishing; it in fact discourages it as unproductive waste of human currency
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
because Elon said it will happen, we can be almost certain it will not
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
is this mr algae pool?
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
yeah but it was a dilemma and any govt probably would’ve taken the path of least resistance by letting it close
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
the softest of the soft sciences, constantly affirming the consequent. economics is often more akin to religious reasoning than anything concrete
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phylan @phylan.website · 20/07/2026
trying to identify a bird of prey while doing 70 on the turnpike with my family in the car
strung out ray liotta looking for helicopters in goodfellas
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
love tawnys, have a group that have lived across the road for sometime and on numerous occasions when I’ve driven home late at night have refused to budge from their meeting spot on my driveway
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
nolan is a fake gamer, based on this so called adaptation i think it’s pretty clear he has never played abes odyssey
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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
everything that has ever been labeled "Millennial" was either an 80 year old hallucinating what they imagine a young person is like, a 50 year old badly imitating a young person, or a 20 year old that doesn't realise they are seconds away from midnight
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I genuinely fear the death of art and genuine human expression from this digital sword of Damocles being dangled over our very souls to make profit for these gormless parasites
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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
all these AI company freaks are genuinely just pushing themselves onto us more and more and more because they think eventually we’ll give up and let them fuck us - we are being culturally raped by these rich, evil Thunderbirds puppets come to life to imperil a college campus and then the world
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
while it is nice to see so much genuine grassroots opposition to data centres, i still wonder why the same rancour wasn’t directed at golf courses
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
no wonder he looked so at home in the Adelaide food court
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
roy scuff and scratch resistant polyurethane varnish
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i'm back and have an inbox full of weird dms
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This is why i’m always sure to accurately label all my drugs
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
&gork generate an image of Anthony albanese transforming into John Howard like it’s the cover of an animorphs novel
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
big things happening on x, the everything app
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
unrelated but crazy how easily qld police and judiciary can be influenced by the executive
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
just don’t ask Mexican or Lebanese people what they think about America
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
‘with a look of unquestionable innocence in his eyes he stares off j to the middle distance “this is everyone else’s fault” he says, he smiles innocently “yeah i actually have done nothing wrong here”…’
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
well we know he was a sissy
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
there’s a poetry and profound lesson to be learned in the fact that the worlds first trillionaire also died of auto-erotic asphyxiation 😞
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
If you over-regulate capitalism you get totalitarian communism. If you under-regulate capitalism you get a ruling caste of insane monopolists. Please ignore the fact that one of these things has never happened and the other keeps happening over and over
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
plating makes it look a bit like an anus lisa
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
walkn’ and jorkin’
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
had friends around chatting trying to figure out degrees of separation from Epstein, unfortunately had this on the shelf securing me the win
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 13/02/2026
US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
confirmed authentic british
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
FROM THE BUILDIIIIIIIIIIIIIING, TO THE STALL! TILL THAT NECK DRIP DOWN THE WALL
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
it’s so galling to me that centrist australians sit around smugly clucking their tongues at trump and ice like these exact policies weren’t invented and tested in Australia, then exported to UK and US by Crosby textor
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.
Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting
"They killed my wife," the distraught woman says, adding, "They shot her in the head."
An ICE agent shot and killed a 37-year-old woman who was driving an SUV in Minneapolis on Wednesday. / Screenshot/@Breaking911"They killed my wife. I don't know what to do," the woman says through sobs in the footage, with a damaged SUV visible in the distance behind her. "We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head," the woman cries.
"We have a six-year-old at school," she says, almost unable to breathe, as a chaotic scene in which federal officers prevented at least one doctor who was on the scene from assisting the shot victim unfolds. "We're new here," the distraught woman says in despair.
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Chances are many of them have or have had Gina Reinhardt as a patron at some point, particularly former Olympians. Representative athletes often go for the jingoistic chest beating; they’re just barracking for the team
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
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Josh Taylor @joshtaylor.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Wow, Services Australia spent three quarters of a million in legal fees fighting a losing FOI fight against @daedalus.eigenmagic.com
Topic: Robodebt Case Legal Fees
Question reference number: IQ25-000016
Asked By: Senator Jacqui Lambie
Type of question: Spoken. Hansard Page/s: 9
Date set by the committee for the return of answer: 24 October 2025
Question:
Senator Lambie: Services Australia, you lost a Robodebt case against Mr Warren before the full
court. I'm just wondering what your legal costs for both Administrative Review Tribunal and the
Federal Court were? I’m gathering it's about half a million and I’m being conservative. Do you
know what the costs were?
Mr Higgins: I'd have to take that on notice, Senator. I don’t have that detail with me.
Answer:
$776,739.02 including GST (where applicable) in relation to AAT, Federal Court and ART.
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Now Playing; Kneecap, Fine Art (2024)
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
All this does though is let those taking the piss know that they still have x amount of time to continue behaviour y. Especially in procurement we will see these individuals continue, then quit and collect the kick backs. Defence contracts are the most egregious here so Berreton was given the gig
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Ted Torque @tedtorque.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
To get the NACC over the line they thought they need to convince current stakeholders under its purview that they will not be pursued if they clean up their act, and that this untoward behaviour is grandfathered out before the comish needs teeth.
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Bridie (EBK) @emergencybk.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Thanks to Australian, Hamish Paterson, part of #GlobalSumudFlotilla & member of the Maritime Union Australia-Sydney Branch, who proudly support him & the flotilla. Due in Gaza ~this Thurs, 2 Oct, the MAU & Hamish ask @albomp.bsky.social for sanctions & more on Israel. Keep up the pressure✌🏽🇵🇸
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