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your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 25/09/2026
How is the chat in my fanty league app better than Microsoft teams lmao
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your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 23/09/2026
go in with stems type behavior
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your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 21/09/2026
Accidentally developing a praise kink because when cat Sudoku goes "Unreal, insane! *doot dee dee doooo* Perfect logic! You beat 96.5% of players." is like getting a key bump every minute. Or is that turning into the cocaine rat hitting the more snow lever behavior....
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your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 21/09/2026
Only God Can Judge My Pickle Rick Face Tattoo, And She Already Told Me It Is Dope
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your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 15/09/2026
Cigarettes are cool as hell
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Dolly Parton visited a music pub in Ireland in 1990 and did a spontaneous performance of “Coat of Many Colors” for the crowd. It’s worth a listen—and the guitar player’s face is fun to watch:
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Notthedarkweb @notthedarkweb.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
people online:"the founding fathers were evil because of slave-" Actual Democratic-Republicans in the 1790s: KILL GEORGE WASHINGTON
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your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 04/08/2026
im watching naruto for the first time and it fuckin owns
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
[0000753] Merchants bring barrels of blood and tears
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-s…
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set
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your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 19/07/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nayirah...
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Nayirah testimony - Wikipedia
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your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 16/07/2026
Every time I accidentally open threads I am astounded by how simultaneously lame and depressing it is
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your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 13/07/2026
rewatching chihayafuru like boss
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 11/07/2026
Memphis is under siege from the federal government. This is hideous.
nytimes.com
Second Person in a Week Killed by Federal Task Force in Memphis
Tennessee authorities are investigating both shootings involving agents working with the task force in Memphis.
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your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 26/06/2026
then perish
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You don't understand scale Use $50 to buy 10 geese In 6 months you have 250 goose eggs Put those into 250 coops 6 months you have 6,250 geese. Egg them. 6 months you have 156k geese. Egg them. 6 mo you have 3.9MM geese. Sell them for $1 each It was the goose that created value
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Zack "Anacin Skywalker" Kotzer @zaaack.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
eight dragon ball z seconds
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Victor Wembanyama at the postgame press conference (dejected): This one's on me. I gotta get taller
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 10/06/2026
18th century "cat contract" (納貓兒契式; based on a Yuan-dynasty original), laying out the cat's duties and responsibilities: tirelessly guarding the grain, repelling the "mousey bandits" (鼠賊), not messing with the livestock, not stealing numnums "of any kind whatsoever" (不得偷盜食諸般).
Scan of a two-page spread with an illustration of a rather pissed off-looking cat and the text of a 納貓兒契式 'Cat Acquisition Contract Template' surrounding it in a spiral. From 銜蟬小錄 Xianchan xiaolu, "A Record of Cicada-Nommers," a Qing-dynasty compendium of all things cat.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 26/04/2026
there's lots of changes but one of the major differences between the new internet and the old internet is that on the old internet when someone linked to an article that generally meant you would actually be able to read it
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Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Iran just dropped a pro-Chicago Pope Lego video mentioning Catholics in Ohio and highlighting the theological bridge between Islam and Christianity - what a world
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Underrated
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your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 28/03/2026
Julius Nyere, first president of Tanzania, seated with the quote “The United States is also a one party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them.”
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.
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roterote @roterote.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
When you see the term Zio, remind that person the literal Grand High Wizard of the KKK David Duke coined that term. That if they want to say zionist just use that word. They do not need to use KKK slang. Most people are using Zio thinking it is just a short form and not a literal KKK term.
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your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 18/03/2026
connor o'malley and sarah squirm should hook up have the kwisatz hederach of comedy
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Geoffrey Hughes @geofffhughes.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
A surprising number of Israelis seem to have already forgotten that they're the ones who started the war.
Elad Simchayoff on twitter:

I interviewed two Israeli Air Force pilots who are part of the operation in Iran. When I asked what it felt like to enter Iranian airspace for the first time, one of them said:
“You find yourself thinking, what do these people, so far away from us, actually want from us? They have a huge and beautiful country. Right now full of snow and lakes. Truly a very, very beautiful place. What do they want from us, this small piece of land? It’s such a strange feeling.”
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
RIP Country Joe McDonald, who died yesterday at 84. Here he is in 1969 at the original Woodstock, singing the Vietnam Song aka “I-Feel-Like-I’m-Fixin’-to-Die Rag.” Absolutely NO relevance to today’s situation. NONE. youtu.be/ft0vkKCadgk
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Country Joe & the Fish - VietNam Song - Live Woodstock 1969 - Full HD Video
YouTube video by Dima T
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Attacks leave dead vs killed
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your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 08/03/2026
You fuckin know I’m carrying a keister
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Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
this new york times headline stopped me in my tracks. I am stunned. They posted this on the same day trump lied about bombing a girls’ school. And this isn’t even an op-ed. This is supposed to be news. These people desperately want to be doormats to power. My god. I am at a loss for words.
“How Good Intentions Helped Pave Trump’s Road to Iran”Trump lying about murdering children
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Obama made a generation of children literally afraid of the sky and gave them panic attacks when the weather was good
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
threads is wire mother and bluesky is cloth mother no i won't be elaborating
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your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 24/02/2026
The Unbearable Lightness of Jorts
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
Just a thought
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/12/2025
eraserheadadult on tumblr: "tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005 "

eraserheadadult: "not to be a millennial but back in my day getting blasted in the eyeballs by ads on your desktop the instant you turn on your computer used to mean something was extremely wrong"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of America’s great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery
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your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 21/02/2026
Girl your pussy is amazeballs
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
ICE is crushing Minneapolis economy. On the pod, Mayor Jacob Frey tallies up damage: $203 million overall $80 million small biz losses $5 million hotel cancellations 75K people food insecurity "Impact is staggering," Frey tells us. Bleeding city for being diverse: newrepublic.com/article/2066...
newrepublic.com
Minneapolis Mayor’s Emotional Message to Trump: You Failed to Break Us
In an interview, Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says ICE’s attack came from the top—and shares new details about how badly it damaged his city, while explaining how the people there are emerging utterly...
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Solidarity forever with the workers at DC's cat cafe who were put out of work by their union-busting owner after they announced they intended to unionize. www.popville.com/2026/02/crum...
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Crumbs & Whiskers, DC’s first cat cafe, temporarily(?) closed in Georgetown, Staff says this happened right after they decided to form a union. - PoPville
photo by Ryan Maxwell Ed. Note: There is no announcement about a temporary closure on the Crumbs and Whiskers website (or socials), having said that, appointments are not available to visit until Marc...
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now featured in the criterion collection @anem0ne.net · 17/02/2026
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP89Ev7Uv/
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
it is remarkable how much this problem is the mirror image of every real filmmaker (has ideas, but no money)
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your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 14/02/2026
Religious trauma poop baby tears weapon
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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 14/02/2026
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
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