your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 25/09/2026How is the chat in my fanty league app better than Microsoft teams lmao 010
your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 21/09/2026Accidentally developing a praise kink because when cat Sudoku goes "Unreal, insane! *doot dee dee doooo* Perfect logic! You beat 96.5% of players." is like getting a key bump every minute. Or is that turning into the cocaine rat hitting the more snow lever behavior.... 010
your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 21/09/2026Only God Can Judge My Pickle Rick Face Tattoo, And She Already Told Me It Is Dope 020
Reposted by your friend ted c:Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Dolly Parton visited a music pub in Ireland in 1990 and did a spontaneous performance of “Coat of Many Colors” for the crowd. It’s worth a listen—and the guitar player’s face is fun to watch: 6412126
Reposted by your friend ted c:Notthedarkweb @notthedarkweb.bsky.social · 11/07/2026people online:"the founding fathers were evil because of slave-" Actual Democratic-Republicans in the 1790s: KILL GEORGE WASHINGTON 12498130
your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 04/08/2026im watching naruto for the first time and it fuckin owns 000
Reposted by your friend ted c:dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026[0000753] Merchants bring barrels of blood and tears 04319
Reposted by your friend ted c:The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-s… 5478552176
your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 19/07/2026en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nayirah...en.wikipedia.orgNayirah testimony - Wikipedia 000
your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 16/07/2026Every time I accidentally open threads I am astounded by how simultaneously lame and depressing it is 000
Reposted by your friend ted c:Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 11/07/2026Memphis is under siege from the federal government. This is hideous.nytimes.comSecond Person in a Week Killed by Federal Task Force in MemphisTennessee authorities are investigating both shootings involving agents working with the task force in Memphis. 5244201996
Reposted by your friend ted c:Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/06/2026You don't understand scale Use $50 to buy 10 geese In 6 months you have 250 goose eggs Put those into 250 coops 6 months you have 6,250 geese. Egg them. 6 months you have 156k geese. Egg them. 6 mo you have 3.9MM geese. Sell them for $1 each It was the goose that created value 410415
Reposted by your friend ted c:Zack "Anacin Skywalker" Kotzer @zaaack.bsky.social · 14/06/2026eight dragon ball z seconds 134471
Reposted by your friend ted c:Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Victor Wembanyama at the postgame press conference (dejected): This one's on me. I gotta get taller 153739367
Reposted by your friend ted c:Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 10/06/202618th century "cat contract" (納貓兒契式; based on a Yuan-dynasty original), laying out the cat's duties and responsibilities: tirelessly guarding the grain, repelling the "mousey bandits" (鼠賊), not messing with the livestock, not stealing numnums "of any kind whatsoever" (不得偷盜食諸般). 141350524
Reposted by your friend ted c:headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 26/04/2026there's lots of changes but one of the major differences between the new internet and the old internet is that on the old internet when someone linked to an article that generally meant you would actually be able to read it 163364984
Reposted by your friend ted c:Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Iran just dropped a pro-Chicago Pope Lego video mentioning Catholics in Ohio and highlighting the theological bridge between Islam and Christianity - what a world 315420
Reposted by your friend ted c:The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-… 252301237144
Reposted by your friend ted c:Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 21/03/2026My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him. 366111521462
Reposted by your friend ted c:roterote @roterote.bsky.social · 19/03/2026When you see the term Zio, remind that person the literal Grand High Wizard of the KKK David Duke coined that term. That if they want to say zionist just use that word. They do not need to use KKK slang. Most people are using Zio thinking it is just a short form and not a literal KKK term. 12581220
your friend ted c: @ted.neocities.org · 18/03/2026connor o'malley and sarah squirm should hook up have the kwisatz hederach of comedy 000
Reposted by your friend ted c:Geoffrey Hughes @geofffhughes.bsky.social · 12/03/2026A surprising number of Israelis seem to have already forgotten that they're the ones who started the war. 572773528
Reposted by your friend ted c:Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/03/2026RIP Country Joe McDonald, who died yesterday at 84. Here he is in 1969 at the original Woodstock, singing the Vietnam Song aka “I-Feel-Like-I’m-Fixin’-to-Die Rag.” Absolutely NO relevance to today’s situation. NONE. youtu.be/ft0vkKCadgkyoutu.beCountry Joe & the Fish - VietNam Song - Live Woodstock 1969 - Full HD VideoYouTube video by Dima T 128171
Reposted by your friend ted c:Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Attacks leave dead vs killed 141100162591
Reposted by your friend ted c:Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 08/03/2026this new york times headline stopped me in my tracks. I am stunned. They posted this on the same day trump lied about bombing a girls’ school. And this isn’t even an op-ed. This is supposed to be news. These people desperately want to be doormats to power. My god. I am at a loss for words. 13659106
Reposted by your friend ted c:Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 28/02/2026From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11. 060352021
Reposted by your friend ted c:Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Obama made a generation of children literally afraid of the sky and gave them panic attacks when the weather was good 440789
Reposted by your friend ted c:alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026threads is wire mother and bluesky is cloth mother no i won't be elaborating 31812103
Reposted by your friend ted c:journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 03/12/2023Just a thought 2731520
Reposted by your friend ted c:Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/12/2025 1151871947
Reposted by your friend ted c:Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/02/2026The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of America’s great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery 233105061144
Reposted by your friend ted c:Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 18/02/2026ICE is crushing Minneapolis economy. On the pod, Mayor Jacob Frey tallies up damage: $203 million overall $80 million small biz losses $5 million hotel cancellations 75K people food insecurity "Impact is staggering," Frey tells us. Bleeding city for being diverse: newrepublic.com/article/2066...newrepublic.comMinneapolis Mayor’s Emotional Message to Trump: You Failed to Break UsIn an interview, Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says ICE’s attack came from the top—and shares new details about how badly it damaged his city, while explaining how the people there are emerging utterly... 892367995
Reposted by your friend ted c:hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Solidarity forever with the workers at DC's cat cafe who were put out of work by their union-busting owner after they announced they intended to unionize. www.popville.com/2026/02/crum...popville.comCrumbs & Whiskers, DC’s first cat cafe, temporarily(?) closed in Georgetown, Staff says this happened right after they decided to form a union. - PoPvillephoto by Ryan Maxwell Ed. Note: There is no announcement about a temporary closure on the Crumbs and Whiskers website (or socials), having said that, appointments are not available to visit until Marc... 11609183
Reposted by your friend ted c:now featured in the criterion collection @anem0ne.net · 17/02/2026www.tiktok.com/t/ZP89Ev7Uv/ 839621060
Reposted by your friend ted c:Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 17/02/2026it is remarkable how much this problem is the mirror image of every real filmmaker (has ideas, but no money) 848062
Reposted by your friend ted c:Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 14/02/2026It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this 333126532913
