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Yon Yonson

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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator theonion.com/unsupportive-parents-e…
Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Lauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🚨BSKY MEETUP ALERT🚨 (in which we will attempt to drink enough beer to save Summit Brewery) September 29th, 4:30pm @ Saint Paul Tap!
Save our Summit Brewery 
One city’s attempt to drink $8 million worth of beer
September 29th 4:30pm @ Saint Paul Tap
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
this gaffe should follow Eric Schmitt around for the rest of his political life (Jack Smith was actually in Maryland at a HAWKEYES game, not in Atlanta colluding with Fani Willis as Schmitt alleged) (Win McNamee/Getty)
photo of Schmitt's team holding up a poster board that made false claims about Jack Smith's whereabouts in February 2024
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So Jimmy Kimmel had his wife parody Natalie Harp on his show. She played his unhinged assistant. It was as ridiculously funny as you might imagine.😅
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gdawg714.bsky.social @gdawg714.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Old Joe always goes last: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 28/09/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "pretty sure i'm dead and this is hell"
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
popsci.com
Asteroid named after ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic
‘I just hope this isn’t the asteroid that winds up destroying the Earth.’
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Mpls Music History @mplsmusichistory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This overview of local bands appeared in the Minnesota Daily’s “Welcome Week” edition in 1987.
TheMinneapolis Sound: Slugging it out on the land of 10,000 bands.  Article featuring Hüsker Dü (including photo), Replacements, Soul Asylum and others Second part of article with Wallets, Mile One, Jayhawks, and more. Photo of Blue Hippos.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 25/09/2026
- Out where the river runs - High in the green hills on the outskirts of town - Over mountains draped in stars - Hiding on the backstreets - In the darkness on the edge of town buff.ly/58KuC1E
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Places Bruce Springsteen Fooled Around with Your Daughter
“A pretty little place in Southern California, down San Diego way.” Sept 23 2021 9/23/22 9/23/24
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My kids have measles, I can't afford gas, my country has been humiliated by Iran, and our senile rapist president is going to allow unregulated AI to destroy our civilization. But a lesbian bar in a town I've never heard of still has a mask mandate. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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Carole with an e @crwright.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Having lived through those years, I remember the fear many reporters faced but carried on despite all. Thank you.
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Yon Yonson @chrisheinze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
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William Shatner covers 'Crazy Train' at mud-soaked Riot Fest
William Shatner debuted his heavy metal band, The *uckers, at Chicago's Riot Fest on Sunday, Sept. 20.
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SUGAR @sugarcopperblue.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thanks to Riot Fest for having us. Yesterday’s abbreviated set was a barnburner! SOTD: Tilted. I had a wonderful week hanging in the great city of Chicago. Time to fly home. Next SUGAR show: Friday at Ohana in Dana Point CA.
Photo by Jason Narducy.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Angine de Poitrine fucking rules.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey, News Outlets! How about just ignoring Donald Trump? It will drive him crazy. His parents never gave him enough attention, so he is still a thirsty brat who needs CONSTANT attention. Start the news with "Trump lied again today" and then move on to news about people/things that are interesting.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😂 there were more people behind JD (for the camera shot) than in front of him
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
PAUL NEWMAN in a 'get really stoned' tee with four beers, in 1981. Dude.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Morty! Morty. I’m Alan Cumming, Morty. I’ve got a [BELCH] sparkly kilt and everything.”
The Traitors promo image where Alan Cumming is wearing a Statue of Liberty style crown, the spikes of which resemble the hairdo of Rick, the character from Rick and Morty
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Ross Raihala (Alpha Male) 🌈 @rossraihala.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She comes with a White Claw and pack of Marlboro Lights.
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Jimmy Lonetti @djgloverepair.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fun fact: the song that plays over the WKRP end credits by Jim Ellis is just random words/gibberish by the singer. He thought he would get a chance to re-record it with proper lyrics but show producers just left it as is. youtu.be/MFcA8gA4nD8?...
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WKRP ending theme song with lyrics.
YouTube video by Jeremy Raboin
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Dianne Dupuis @iamfreetobeme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Mark Somers @marksomers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Yon Yonson @chrisheinze.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Vaccine Injuries would be a hell of a name for a record. Or even a band.
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Yon Yonson @chrisheinze.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/09/2026
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Yon Yonson @chrisheinze.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is “to the pain” from The Princess Bride, right??
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Come on this is ridiculous.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The president is just such a stupid asshole. I know we try to ascribe motives to this guy but he’s at the end of the day, when the story is written, just a dumdum idiot with a tiny brain that don’t work so good.
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Yon Yonson @chrisheinze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fifty bucks says they literally suck his dick
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LR Detherage @lr-detherage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Joe Biden The single, most powerful president who ever lived Joe Biden and his family controlled the White House before he was elected and had them attack the Capitol And he continues to run the country now including gas prices Trump is helpless to fight him now What a man!
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Dcmfox @dcmfox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I will post this again for context. The difference between a billion and a million dollars
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
Phoebe Bridgers Postpones Concert After Experiencing Twinge Of Happiness theonion.com/phoebe-bridgers-postpo…
Phoebe Bridgers Postpones Concert After Experiencing Twinge Of Happiness
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Yon Yonson @chrisheinze.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Love her
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
😂😂😂 Everyone looking at Mitch McConnell leaving his home like:
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 15/09/2026
THIS IS ELDER ABUSE‼️ We are officially in weekend at Bernie’s territory folks.
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🍂k a r e n🍂 @andthenisleep.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Robert Harrington On Thursday, with hatred twisting his snarling face, Trump lunged at a woman reporter. For a moment, it looked like he was going to physically assault her. “Not you. Not you,” Trump said. Then came the lunge and the monstrous face, “Hey, not you!”
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
BOB DYLAN writing in The New York Times on being 80. We’re so used to Dylan being an enigmatic & elusive trickster that it’s always a delightful surprise when he writes something so personal, heartfelt and wise.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ireland understood the assignment! ✊💚
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ted Cruz is aggressively booed in Austin, Texas: “Ted, you suck!”
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In Missouri, Trump has lost 19 percentage points in net approval since he took office in 2025. This includes 14 points just since February. Trump fatigue is real. Use that pressure point in your communities to drive out voting in November. Remind them who is to blame for their pain.
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Morg @thorpa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey male reporters, why don't YOU ask Trump tough questions?
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.” GEORGE CARLIN LIFE IS WORTH LOSING (2005) My joint favourite Stand-Up of all time (along with Richard Pryor).
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mr. Trump’s choice to lead a mass pledge of allegiance to himself, followed by commanding his followers to cheat in the upcoming election, was unusual by presidential standards.
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