Reposted by Yon YonsonThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator theonion.com/unsupportive-parents-e… 61332106
Reposted by Yon YonsonThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows... 196112372143
Reposted by Yon YonsonLauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 15/09/2026🚨BSKY MEETUP ALERT🚨 (in which we will attempt to drink enough beer to save Summit Brewery) September 29th, 4:30pm @ Saint Paul Tap! 1714156
Reposted by Yon YonsonJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION????? 1454531448
Reposted by Yon YonsonAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026this gaffe should follow Eric Schmitt around for the rest of his political life (Jack Smith was actually in Maryland at a HAWKEYES game, not in Atlanta colluding with Fani Willis as Schmitt alleged) (Win McNamee/Getty) 99395342448
Reposted by Yon YonsonThe Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So Jimmy Kimmel had his wife parody Natalie Harp on his show. She played his unhinged assistant. It was as ridiculously funny as you might imagine.😅 28989512424
Reposted by Yon YonsonMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Old Joe always goes last: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu... 1953369
Reposted by Yon YonsonAl Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026popsci.comAsteroid named after ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic‘I just hope this isn’t the asteroid that winds up destroying the Earth.’ 1594418664
Reposted by Yon YonsonMpls Music History @mplsmusichistory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This overview of local bands appeared in the Minnesota Daily’s “Welcome Week” edition in 1987. 1153
Reposted by Yon YonsonThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinpingtheonion.comXi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last VisitWASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres... 383809576
Reposted by Yon YonsonMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 25/09/2026- Out where the river runs - High in the green hills on the outskirts of town - Over mountains draped in stars - Hiding on the backstreets - In the darkness on the edge of town buff.ly/58KuC1Ebuff.lyPlaces Bruce Springsteen Fooled Around with Your Daughter“A pretty little place in Southern California, down San Diego way.” Sept 23 2021 9/23/22 9/23/24 34610
Reposted by Yon YonsonNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My kids have measles, I can't afford gas, my country has been humiliated by Iran, and our senile rapist president is going to allow unregulated AI to destroy our civilization. But a lesbian bar in a town I've never heard of still has a mask mandate. I have never felt more politically homeless. 352571394
Reposted by Yon YonsonCarole with an e @crwright.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Having lived through those years, I remember the fear many reporters faced but carried on despite all. Thank you. 414190785416
Yon Yonson @chrisheinze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026www.usatoday.com/story/entert...usatoday.comWilliam Shatner covers 'Crazy Train' at mud-soaked Riot FestWilliam Shatner debuted his heavy metal band, The *uckers, at Chicago's Riot Fest on Sunday, Sept. 20. 140
Reposted by Yon YonsonSUGAR @sugarcopperblue.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Thanks to Riot Fest for having us. Yesterday’s abbreviated set was a barnburner! SOTD: Tilted. I had a wonderful week hanging in the great city of Chicago. Time to fly home. Next SUGAR show: Friday at Ohana in Dana Point CA. 2372
Reposted by Yon YonsonBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Angine de Poitrine fucking rules. 68112840
Reposted by Yon YonsonMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hey, News Outlets! How about just ignoring Donald Trump? It will drive him crazy. His parents never gave him enough attention, so he is still a thirsty brat who needs CONSTANT attention. Start the news with "Trump lied again today" and then move on to news about people/things that are interesting. 29949321301
Reposted by Yon YonsonThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026😂 there were more people behind JD (for the camera shot) than in front of him 577103212799
Reposted by Yon YonsonMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026PAUL NEWMAN in a 'get really stoned' tee with four beers, in 1981. Dude. 1623119342
Reposted by Yon YonsonDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Morty! Morty. I’m Alan Cumming, Morty. I’ve got a [BELCH] sparkly kilt and everything.” 121904218
Reposted by Yon YonsonRoss Raihala (Alpha Male) 🌈 @rossraihala.bsky.social · 17/09/2026She comes with a White Claw and pack of Marlboro Lights. 10666
Reposted by Yon YonsonJimmy Lonetti @djgloverepair.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Fun fact: the song that plays over the WKRP end credits by Jim Ellis is just random words/gibberish by the singer. He thought he would get a chance to re-record it with proper lyrics but show producers just left it as is. youtu.be/MFcA8gA4nD8?...youtu.beWKRP ending theme song with lyrics.YouTube video by Jeremy Raboin 5286
Yon Yonson @chrisheinze.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Vaccine Injuries would be a hell of a name for a record. Or even a band. 020
Yon Yonson @chrisheinze.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is “to the pain” from The Princess Bride, right?? 030
Reposted by Yon YonsonRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Come on this is ridiculous. 138883461980
Reposted by Yon YonsonBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The president is just such a stupid asshole. I know we try to ascribe motives to this guy but he’s at the end of the day, when the story is written, just a dumdum idiot with a tiny brain that don’t work so good. 2938728815
Reposted by Yon YonsonLR Detherage @lr-detherage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Joe Biden The single, most powerful president who ever lived Joe Biden and his family controlled the White House before he was elected and had them attack the Capitol And he continues to run the country now including gas prices Trump is helpless to fight him now What a man! 3847885
Reposted by Yon YonsonDcmfox @dcmfox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I will post this again for context. The difference between a billion and a million dollars 18039281588
Reposted by Yon YonsonJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank 128115841943
Reposted by Yon YonsonThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026Phoebe Bridgers Postpones Concert After Experiencing Twinge Of Happiness theonion.com/phoebe-bridgers-postpo… 8113275
Reposted by Yon YonsonChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music 244129872236
Reposted by Yon Yonson🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 15/09/2026😂😂😂 Everyone looking at Mitch McConnell leaving his home like: 1218639
Reposted by Yon YonsonChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 15/09/2026THIS IS ELDER ABUSE‼️ We are officially in weekend at Bernie’s territory folks. 140083892009
Reposted by Yon Yonson🍂k a r e n🍂 @andthenisleep.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Robert Harrington On Thursday, with hatred twisting his snarling face, Trump lunged at a woman reporter. For a moment, it looked like he was going to physically assault her. “Not you. Not you,” Trump said. Then came the lunge and the monstrous face, “Hey, not you!” 1891187589
Reposted by Yon YonsonMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026BOB DYLAN writing in The New York Times on being 80. We’re so used to Dylan being an enigmatic & elusive trickster that it’s always a delightful surprise when he writes something so personal, heartfelt and wise. 11481150
Reposted by Yon YonsonAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ireland understood the assignment! ✊💚 399163363770
Reposted by Yon YonsonPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Ted Cruz is aggressively booed in Austin, Texas: “Ted, you suck!” 606139082482
Reposted by Yon YonsonJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 12/09/2026In Missouri, Trump has lost 19 percentage points in net approval since he took office in 2025. This includes 14 points just since February. Trump fatigue is real. Use that pressure point in your communities to drive out voting in November. Remind them who is to blame for their pain. 371398362
Reposted by Yon YonsonMorg @thorpa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Hey male reporters, why don't YOU ask Trump tough questions? 32615117
Reposted by Yon YonsonMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.” GEORGE CARLIN LIFE IS WORTH LOSING (2005) My joint favourite Stand-Up of all time (along with Richard Pryor). 18932391152
Reposted by Yon YonsonNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Mr. Trump’s choice to lead a mass pledge of allegiance to himself, followed by commanding his followers to cheat in the upcoming election, was unusual by presidential standards. 571306235