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The Mtthulhu Smythos

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Queen of pig torture.

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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 48m
I'm like a farmer.
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 3h
Man never met a tree that he didn't want to put a screaming face on.
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 6h
October 9th (From an Ian Miller drawing I found in the art book I just got)
The hum of pointless rusting industry was in the their ears. Snail shell turbines clanked and whired pumping purple toxins through exhaust pipes into the choking air. Mechanical goiters thrust tumourously through plated metal. There were two men. One stiffened into a unnatural loping gait with pain, his whole body a grimace. The other in raggedy long coat and broad brim hat. The first, his shoulders twisted back, strode forward, a crudely man-shaped token in deep red on his thrusting chest.The raggedy man followed lost, forlorn, and hopeless, needy eyes searching for the red fez of the pained man ahead.
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 10h
youtu.be/49gjetmj6L0?...
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THE TRAP DOOR - BERK VS. THE EVIL DEAD ( LOST EPISODE )
YouTube video by Eye Made This !
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 22h
Why do all these guys look like they're heads are about to pop off?
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 23h
"What do I think my political purpose is? To drive engagement!"
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 23h
youtu.be/DtE-EmXUmnY?...
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Bob's Burgers: "Electric Love" Full Song
YouTube video by DuhCets 2
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also it's a Drabble.
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Baguette and Nothingness
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All my writing is aimed at one very specific demographic: giant South American birds of prey.
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"in the interest of condor" for fuck's sake.
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
October 8th
The horde scampered over the broken peaks of the battlements. Disharminous crowds of the creatures. No less repulsive in their seething masses than Ariadne had found them singularly. Purple bruised feet streamed over the loose stone and light snowfall in their hundreds. Tightening her grip on the scimitar Ariadne shifted her weight to her toes. A sharp intake of the freezing air and she leapt.
Her blade found a hunched back felling the crooked body. She watched it crumple and turned to face the blighted tide of beasts. She prayed to the god for death but did not specify whose.
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
October 7th
"Afix this to your lapel. Next to your heart." The old man, stooped like a wading bird fussed over my jacket.
"It is luck, but more than luck. Such a fashioning will strike any all who might cross your path." I let him fumble on. His own jacket's black fabric was faded to grey autumn dusk, but kept meticulously clean and creaseless.
"Yes, they will look upon you and see courage, resilience, strength inner and outer."
I put my hand up to the pin holding the ear, dry as kindling, long since parted from the head to which it belonged.
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
October 6th
Consider, if you please, Mr. Beat.
He is rarely seen in town, preferring the solitude of his own environs. When he ventures forth the children, wild, cruel, half-way feral, ape his long stride. Back ramrod straight.
Mr. Beat, of whom we are in the act of consideration, would be welcome in society. He is a fine figure. Not one to choose the path of austentation in dress or manner. His speech is direct but unabrupt. Not soft nor hard.
Mr. Beat remains a mystery to all. His motivations his own. None would ever suspect any unknown action he performs sinister.
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
October 5th (Why, yes, I had been reading Northanger Abbey)
"No it doesn't answer. Wouldn't you agree dear Catherine?"
Catherine's anxieties as to what response was expected of her overwhelmed whatever thoughts she might have had on the matter.
"One must be so precise. The fashion is for precision and intention."
Catherine was quite ready to agree to this, or indeed, anything put before her. She hoped this feeling was conveyed in the widening of her eyes.
"Ah here we are!" she said picking up a long knife from amongst it's many sharp fellows. "Isn't this just the article?"
Catherine's attempt at a conspiratory nod was thwarted by the restraints.
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
October 4th
Rippling sinew and gristle. Broken ivory shards of molar and canine alike. Viscous jellies opaque and translucent. These are all fine dining for the things without names. Venom reared and toxin weaned. Seeing without eyes and knowing without a mind. You may wonder what they see or know. You may wonder where they are. How close now. What of your body would be to their tastes. The hunger they have, no matter how insatiable, is not driven by malice. But one should not confuse ambivalence for simplicity. They know, mindlessly, more than you ever will. soon they will know you.
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
October 3rd
"Now listen, don't listen you're gonna get all mixed up. I can see you're sensible. Gotta good head on your shoulders. Now don't stick around when you get in. It's not good for you. You gotta move, gotta get going.
"You want to take a right when you get to the fallopian tube. That's the fallopian tube son. Now don't get distracted.You're not in this race on you're own. Keep your eyes on the prize. That's the egg. Can't miss it son.
"Now it's first come first serve and there's a few hundred-million other guys out there, so get swimming."
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
October 2nd
"We'll reach the crescent soon my love." Alphonso's repeated in his rasping whisper.
"Verdant. Bountiful. Yes my love."
The skull, smoothed to glass by constant caress made no reply.
"We will have mighty gods to pray to. Not mere desert winds."
Alphonso hoisted the full pack and stepped forward. The dune loosened under foot and he slipped. Careering down the slope to a pocket of fast sand that engulfed him. Alphonso managed a sand choked prayer to the desert gods. Remembering his insult they let him sink.
The solitary skull lay thinking.
"Well, I never was fond of my skin."
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
October 1st
The man strode heavily under the nights black carapace. Sparse sour breezes met the sweat on his beetle brow. The scittering sound returned. He turned his weary head downwards vainly seeking the source. The light from the rusted lampposts illuminated nothing below the man's ankles, bare against his worn leather shoes. He continued his laboured trudge over the smooth cobblestones. The scittering picked up again, distinct in the late hour gloom. A shuffled stop and the walker turned his head.
"Come on then, if you're coming." He said as the many grasping legs climbed up his body towards his face.
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Been challenging myself to write a dabble a day for October. I've managed a whole week so here they are. They are of variable quality, to say the least, but in the interest of condor I present them unadulterated.
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Or saw the Dark Knight.
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Magnets how do they work?
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not disappointed, just angry.
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As for the title, I think it goes without saying for all of us.
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Danger, a robot with tits from X-Men
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Toku Who @tokuwho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's that time of year again. 🎃
A panel from the Decap Attack strip that appeared in Sonic the Comic. The "camera" is looking up at an open attic door. The attic appears to be filled with (undetailed) pumpkins, and five pumpkins with carved faces are falling out of the door.
Below them, on a ladder, is the professor. He's dressed as a stereotypical mad scientist in a lab coat and glasses. His long kinked green hair and (equally long and green) moustache are pointing straight out in surprise. His arms are raised in the air as e shouts "ACHHH! DER PUMPELKINS!"
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Things in Popeye, a Japanese menswear magazine: — Interview with a "freelance pie advisor" who claims to have tried every pie in London. He names the city's top three pies. — Recurring column from writer who updates everyone on his cats for some reason. — Feature on Parisian grandfather style.
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
From the Picard family hops farm.
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I guess it's just set in the bigots firmament now. Like poor people having 'flat screen TVs'.
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Sonic The Wereblog @sonichedgeblog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Artwork of elderly people, from the model sheets for ‘Sonic X’.
Sonic XSonic X
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well done charity bookshop.
Jeffrey Archer's Over My Dead Body
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Minion
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That that Boris Johnson on a zipline.
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*Patrick Stewart voice* Ale, Indian Pale, cold.
A can of 10 Forward Ale and a Starfleet glass
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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 05/10/2026
St Andrews building, Heart of Worcestershire College r/brutalism
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be/4-GiYP_4qc0?...
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Sokka's SECRET TUNNEL Song Sing-Along 🎶 Full Scene | Avatar: The Last Airbender
YouTube video by Avatar Legends
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The pumplekins!
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Leopards talkingBored club girl meme
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They pay you?!
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why not just cut out the middleman and replace you with this kid?
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At least we can still claim Wallace Shawn.
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M O S S D O G @neilcastle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tremors is a perfect movie and one of my top 5 of all time. Easily at the same level as, if not better than, Ghostbusters.
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Vehicle mode.
static.klipy.com
Mad Max: Fury Road - Doof Warrior in Action
Alt: Mad Max: Fury Road - Doof Warrior in Action
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/team...
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More entertaining than 4? Because 4 is dogshit.
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sorry that should be Fridays 13th.
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The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How are the Friday the 13ths? I just finished the Final Destinations and fancy another trash series.
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