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Taylor Swope

@taylorswope.bsky.social
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Technical Designer at Obsidian Entertainment

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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Taylor Swope @taylorswope.bsky.social · 22h
my favorwite lord of the wings chawacter
California license plate “ERWAGON”
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Taylor Swope @taylorswope.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
listening to this on repeat to manifest cooler weather www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y59...
youtube.com
Summer's Over
YouTube video by Jordana - Topic
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The Kotzer From The Zack Lagoon @zaaack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
later dude youtu.be/rOH37W0jPpA
youtu.be
Vic Berger Presents Jim Bakker's Buckets
YouTube video by Vic Berger
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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CTHUEL HURAMCHEK 🎃 @greaterrealityarea.net · 02/10/2026
found a pet recreation area that looks like a prison for training psychic dogs
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Taylor Swope @taylorswope.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Incident at Galley House is very good at making me feel like a genius
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jordan's ghost 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what if the wet bandits were on the nostromo
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I read the news today, oh boy
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Joshferatu Scare @joshscherr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Taylor Swope @taylorswope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not sure if my malaise today is due to getting my covid/flu shots yesterday, or residual psychic damage from seeing some of the worst blueprints I’ve ever had to look at
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Taylor Swope @taylorswope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pov: you say hello to me in the hall when I was expecting us to just silently nod at each other
star wars cantina alien
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Taylor Swope @taylorswope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the other day I was listening to outtakes from the recording session for “I Will”, and in the middle of it all is the little ditty that got pulled out to be the bridge between “Cry Baby Cry” and “Revolution 9” and I just love the human touches that go into every step of making music
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Taylor Swope @taylorswope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
as someone who has no interest in collectibles/knickknacks/memorabilia, I’d be so mad if I got sent this kind of thing just gotta let it take up space in my closet until it becomes socially acceptable to get rid of it somehow
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Bending down to inspect what I think is a snake's burrow only to be blasted in the face by a spray of Pringles
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Taylor Swope @taylorswope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I needed a number of short video files to test something and I already had these Artists on Artists source files from a comp I made, so now I just have a folder full of 10-second @kyliebrakeman.bsky.social videos
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Taylor Swope @taylorswope.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my main career goal is that someday I want to have claws or talons or a big sword that I drag along the wall as I walk down a long hallway with a vaguely threatening nonchalance, leaving an ugly gouge to mark my passage
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
found an ominous browser tab
an unfinished tweet that reads "starting to think"
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think I just need an elixir or amulet of some kind. Maybe both.
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Taylor Swope @taylorswope.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if there’s one thing I love about working in games, it’s seeing remits get expanded it’s really why I got into this biz in the first place
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Cara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i feel like I’m living in the red room basically a lot rn
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Taylor Swope @taylorswope.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I swear, “avow” and “aver” swap meanings every time I do a crossword puzzle
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Star Trek Shots @startrekshots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mark Allen Shepherd as Morn on the set of "Emissary", STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE (1993)
Mark Allen Shepherd as Morn in his seat at Quark's (note the lack of replicator and generally unfinished look of the set) during production of "Emissary".

Morn originated as a sketch based on a bulldog which Makeup Supervisor Michael Westmore drew on the back of a shooting script. According to Westmore, the Morn mask underwent several revisions to fit alongside the franchise's aliens before it was approved by the producers: "Several heads were made for Morn to appear in DS9: 'Emissary'... some of the heads they felt were a little too far out, that they weren't quite STAR TREK."
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Taylor Swope @taylorswope.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the only chat I want to hear from is my french neighbors’ cat
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Taylor Swope @taylorswope.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I really need to stop doing knitting projects that require hours and hours of finishing
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Taylor Swope @taylorswope.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[guy who plays Tuco, bringing his loved ones to the premiere of The Good The Bad and The Ugly] my character’s so rotten, a real dirtbag, you’ll see why they call him The Bad [title card introduces his character] what the fuck
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Taylor Swope @taylorswope.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
right on time for my “every 2 months, start looking at getting a Raspberry Pi and then get immediately overwhelmed and give up” cycle
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Alexa Ray Corriea @alexaray.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Having a body is one of the worst things to ever happen to me
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Taylor Swope @taylorswope.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[guy who plays Tuco, bringing his loved ones to the premiere of The Good The Bad and The Ugly] my character’s so rotten, a real dirtbag, you’ll see why they call him The Bad [title card introduces his character] what the fuck
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you're asleep now
You won’t be able to see that
photograph in your earth body,
Wayne. You’re asleep
now on Earth, and you
wish you had taken
more photos in
the past, because
you realize now
that your kids
seem more real
than you do,
because you’ve
got thousands of
photos of them,
and twelve of
yourself. Now
stop. Stop screaming.
You’ll wake everyone up.
You’re screaming on Earth. Stop.
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Kate Barrett @thewaether.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
say what you will about fortnite its the only game where you can shoot harry potter with a rifle
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
today we are always talking about the working class... but not so much as we once did of the 'quirky lass.' zooey deschanel and so forth. seems like that moment has kind of ended.
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Mitch Dyer @mitchyd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Crunch is inevitable” guys are so funny, just openly admitting they can’t and won’t make a production plan
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
WAIT!!!!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
ITS HARDER THEN U THINK , I CANT JUST START TALKEN OR SOME THING WIERDS GONNA COME OUT , AND IF YOU START TALKEN AGAIN THEN HOW DA HELL AM I GOING TO FIGURE ANY OF IT OUT AT THIS POINT, I HAVE TO LISTEN TO WHAT YOUR SAYIN WHILE YOUR STARING AT ME AND THEN COME UP WITH SOME THING TO RESPOND???? SO WHAT DA FUCJK??????? AND DA TEXT " DONT START TALKING AGAIN IM TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING NORMAL TO SAY " FUCK JUST NOTTICED A TYPO IN THE GRAPHIC BUT ITS TO LATE NOW "MY GRAPHIC MY SPELLING MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: i think my "safe space" to regulate is a moving car Therapist: wow that's Me: american. Therapist: poetic. Me: sounds like a Less Than Jake song. like off B Is For B-sides Therapist: I think I had that album Woman Only I Can See (?): you and he could be best of friends if you would quit therapy
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Taylor Swope @taylorswope.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m not “depressed,” I’m grinding out a PB for the nap% speedrun
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(guy who doesn't know anything and hasn't learned from or internalized a single experience) Imagine going back in time with all the knowledge that you have now...
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🐈🐱💥 @kittycatblast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
cw for flashing lights and very loud noises dug through some nearly 20 year old files and found a build of the emulator i used as a kid to play mario 64 it even includes all the cheats i used to play with
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
From an old "Mario is Missing" ad
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Liam @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The message included with this proto dump is rad
Today, I’m releasing the SNES proof-of-concept alpha of Project Dream, the proto-type that would go on to become Banjo-Kazooie.

I’ve held on to this for years, it was fun to have something that only a handful of people had, and as I am several people removed from how it got out of Rare to begin with, I didn’t want to risk that it could somehow get someone else in trouble, (so how I got it is a story I don’t plan to share.) I will just say that I got it from someone who got it from someone, who got it from somewhere.

But with the current state of the industry and Microsoft's current heartless gutting and mismanagement of Rare and other companies it controls, plus with how long it's been, I feel it's more important to make sure this is properly preserved, and the ROM dissected by people with far more knowledge on how to do such things.

I hope by releasing this, that it also inspires other people to release what they have as well. I know the Twelve Tales Conker 64 prototype is out there somewhere, but sadly, this is the only thing that I have.

There is little joy left in the industry, as it relentlessly marches towards AI, layoffs, l anti-preservation and ownership tactics, and, in Microsoft’s case, the support and approval of literal genocide in Gaza.

Let’s get the last beautiful things hiding on our hard drives out there for everyone. That's all we have left.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
STOP IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN HOLEN A CRYSTAL BALL OF A GUY LICKING AMERICAN FLAG POLICE BOOT'S "A SYMBOL OF NOT JUST RESPECTING AUTHORITY BUT SEEKING TO IMPRESS IT WITH DEVOTION" - YOULL NEVER LICK THE BOOT SO WELL THEY LET U WEAR IT ! DUMB ASS!!!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Taylor Swope @taylorswope.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love tables of contents
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Taylor Swope @taylorswope.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
[goes running for the first time in years] I should run a marathon
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
tfw you encounter a creature
checkbox options
1. I know what this creature is, but have no word for it
2. I have no idea what this creature is
3. other
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Things have been great since my head was replaced with a free-floating silver mask bathed in eerie purple light
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