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Tavt @tavt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Dibujitos Aleatorios @garabatxs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Pyro @nikofex.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Alejandro Salamanca Rodríguez @desvelandooriente.com · 01/08/2026
Melilla es una ciudad en la que tienes una batukada antirracista junto a un monumento franquista gigantesco mientras a 200 metros hay un evento hindú en la playa y un camarero gay de origen marroquí te sirve un tinto de verano quejándose de los chicos de la ciudad y mirando el culo a un legionario.
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Tavt @tavt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Y si los coches nunca llegan a volar Prométeme que el diésel volverá
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
There are ways to trim your videogame development budget, and then there are *ways* to trim your videogame development budget.
Screenshot from the videogame Grey Skies. A female character stands in front of an indoor swimming pool. A sign by the pool says PLEASE DO NOT SWIM, and, in smaller letters, "There isn't an animation for it."
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
aidanless behavior @AerialShading
columbo is for people who sleep like honk shoo honk shoo but poirot is
for people who sleep like snork
mimimimi
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Gabriel Morton @gabrielenguard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
About to make two Fallout games with all my employees who are just out of frame.
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BigNoseGirl @oliviacruz.net · 15/07/2026
BigNoseGirl Comix – Kitchen Scale
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
pov: you are frieza after having been split in half by trunks' sword
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doritospope.bsky.social @doritospope.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 06/06/2026
Just had a word with Tupac’s ghost and he said he’d rather be in that Sonic racing game instead.
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outmoded lesbian brocon @superblewminaldot.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
what if
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Zero Caim Helloween edition @zerocaim.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thinking about Gniesbert again
A german screenshot of a twitter post

It says Mein scheiss hund gniesbert ist schon wieder in meinen gaming pc geklettert

It translates ti My shitty dog gniesbert climbed into my gaming PC again

It shows a picture of a Shiba Inu in a box(maybe a gaming PC?) who is very content with himself.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, aghast, says "Oh No! That means..." We see Jack Skellington in the woods beyond Halloweentown approaching a tree with doors shaped like the World Trade Center. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of terrified passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash into tower one. Jack once again asks "what's this?"
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Tavt @tavt.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Jsjgsjagshgs
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Kelly ૮・ﻌ・ა 🫪 @pfkelly.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Saddam Hussein se ele fosse um Pikmin 🌸——██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▄█
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Jaime Primero 🌈 Caballo Loco Invencible. @jaimeprimero.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Me acaba de suceder algo en el curro que me ha dejado muy triste. Íbamos a medir una chorrada, cosa de dos minutos. Nos abrió una señora muy amable, de esas que transmiten ternura y que sabes que son buena gente. Hicimos la medición, tuvimos una charla amigable y nos dice: "bueno, cando teñades que
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Tavt @tavt.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
"No thanks mom, i'd rather make out with my Monroebot"
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 20/04/2026
Trump weaponized US tech platforms to take away the working files, email accounts and cloud calendars of judges who pissed him off (by sentencing Bolsonaro to prison and swearing out a genocide warrant for Netanyahu). 49/
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I’ve been informed this is the plot of Dune
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Lady Morry en el cielo gatuno @ficlover13.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Mi madre me ha llamado diciéndome que "es que tienes que sacarme Meta de Facebook y WhatsApp. Yo no quiero a Meta no sé quiénes son." Y yo en plan "Madere tengo que salir de casa para el trabajo en cinco minutos, acabar con el capitalismo de estadio tardío me va a llevar más tiempo que eso."
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Robert Brookes 🌿 @sphynxian.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Disco Elysium rocked face for many reasons but one was because it wasn't afraid to actually say things with meaning
YOU - "By the way, I'm a fascist."

THE DESERTER - "You're not.
You're part of the meat shield surrounding the *real* fascists, while they rape children. That's what *you* are."
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Toni Delong @tonidelong.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Cuando la realidad supera a @garabatxs.bsky.social
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Joseph Guhlin @josephguhlin.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Coconuts
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Wilhelm @aburrido354.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
si palmas pasta con fornite a lo mejor te tienen que sacrificar en la plaza del pueblo para dar ejemplo a otros ceos
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 03/03/2026
Oh look, the US is going to use the Kurds and then sell them out again all in service of US imperialism.
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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.
A store with a sign that says “ADULT NOVELTIES - BJORK ALBUMS - MAGIC POKEMON YUGIOH - AIRSOFT GUNS”
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Tavt @tavt.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
¿Y a los consumidores que fueron los que pagaron la subida de precios?
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SmallBu Animation @smallbu.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The people have spoken
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Tavt @tavt.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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Bertoni @thebertoni.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Desenho do personagem Toad do universo de Super Mário chorando e o próprio Mário com uma expressão triste em volta de um cogumelo humanóide partido pela metade e morto no chão.
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🦇 Harper 🔜 HHN35 🦇 @2manystripes.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
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Tavt @tavt.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
El gusano le está dejando el cerebro como un queso gruyere
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Bombín @bombin.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Ok, no sé cómo explicar esto muy bien porque es algo que me lleva rondando un tiempo en la cabeza pero nunca he puesto en palabras así que ahí va rant incoherente: Me fascina mucho esta tendencia en el catolicismo yanki que, a pesar de ser reaccionaria, está tan cimentada en ideas Ilustradas que...
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
“Notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick to embrace loot boxes, essentially gambling for children” what is this sentence, what is this world
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Angie Suarez @angiesg.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Una mujer en Minnesota pide comida a través de doordash. Cuando la conductora que trae su comida llega, entra corriendo a refugiarse en su casa porque la persigue ICE. La mujer y su pareja comienzan un standoff con los agentes de ICE porque estos quieren entrar en la casa por la repartidora.
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Dikkii 🔱 @dikkii.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Tweet by Jatin @jatinkmalik 

The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible
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Tavt @tavt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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Cathrine Schmid @schmidcathrine.us · 14/11/2025
happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14th: A Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing
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Tavt @tavt.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Madrid no tiene suficiente con echar su mierda al Tajo que ahora nos lanza al que la caga
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Clippy says, It looks like you're trying to reinvent phrenology because fascism is currently ascendant. Would you like me to help you stop being a piece of shit?
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
sorry guys i accidentally deleted the spreadsheet with the first drafts of homophobic potato chip brands and it turns out it was somehow load bearing to the entire driving system and the only guy who knows how to fix it got fired in the union busting so
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 24/10/2025
Encerrarse en un convento, principal solución al problema de la vivienda.
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Encerrarse en un convento, principal solución al problema de la vivienda
Encerrarse en un convento ya es la principal solución al problema de la vivienda. Millones de españoles han empezado a meterse a curas o monjas para poder acceder a una vivienda segura y a buen precio...
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Omar ⛧ @mekanoide.es · 09/10/2025
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