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@tavisburns.bsky.social
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Sports. Politics. Soccer scarfs. Drive-By Truckers.🍊 Tired of living in Buttholeville…

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Free message for Democrats on taxes: We will use them to improve people's lives instead of killing people for no reason.
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Tavis @tavisburns.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Same. I’m like “you can’t fool me, I follow two teams run by Fenway Sports Group”.
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 13/03/2026
we need to find whatever fucking idiot consultants are advising dems to slash income taxes and dump them in the middle of the ocean with concrete blocks chained to their ankles
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Tavis @tavisburns.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Keep accidentally referring to Celtics C Neemias Queeta as Bad Muther Queeta out of some deep-down muscle memory.
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Tavis @tavisburns.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Years ago went to a casino in the 12th district of Prague. It looked, acted, and smelled exactly like you’d think.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 12/03/2026
I’m sorry, the suffering is infinite and things are genuinely fucking dire, but it is truly hilarious that the nazis ran into the middle east while screaming “logistics and diplomacy are fake and gay” and now they’re trying to ask everyone else to fix the strait of hormuz because tfw no more THAADs
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Next Democratic president tries to clean it up and gets scolded for not "uniting the country"
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Note to the writers of the universe -- USA failing because its leader fails to understand basic math is a little on the nose
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Grave Robber-tson 🏳️‍⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 09/02/2026
that's just describing the difference between a prime minister and a president
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 19/01/2026
The problem was not labeling Trump correctly as a fascist. The problem was not treating him as one. They still aren’t! That creates a gap where you’re warning people that things are on fire, but instead of evacuating or getting water, you’re casually sitting down with a cup of tea.
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I Nied braaaaiiiiins 🧟 @nied.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I think a big part of the disconnect here is that a lot of Yanks are surprised that the rest of the world is just now realizing things are as batshit as they are.
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Tavis @tavisburns.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
They are no longer there. I think we were witnessing a Coldplay situation.
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I was just thinking this the other day, and it's exactly right. I remember watching South Park literally from the first season & its puckish delight in cruelty & utter cynical contempt for anyone trying to make the world a better place powerfully prefigures the spirit of Trumpism.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Literally everything is the fault of the Republican Party. Republicans in Congress. And Republicans on the high Court. You all own this lawless violence. All the corruption. All the measles. All the starvation. All of it.
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Tavis @tavisburns.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Yiiiiiikkkkkeeees
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Lisa Kadonaga @tapirtrouble.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
It's like the "taco trucks on every corner" threat.
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Anna Horford @annahorford.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Tr*mp supporters are ped*phile supporters. time.com/7342332/trum...
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Trump Named in New Epstein Files Published by Justice Department
Thousands of files were released by the Department of Justice relating to investigations into Jeffrey Epstein.
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Tavis @tavisburns.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
“Ya hear that, T? I said I got a package right for his mother…”
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
The guy who famously crosses every border in one night without documentation?
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
a suicide note whose existence and content federal authorities appear to have concealed for years while conspiracy theories about Epstein’s death in their custody raged out of control
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Tavis @tavisburns.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
As long as you make comparatively more money losing than winning these scumbag billionaires will tank.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
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Tavis @tavisburns.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
But it’s the trans folks that are a danger to women in the bathroom…🤬
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Tavis @tavisburns.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
We raced past “judicial institutionalism” about a decade ago. It’s like redistricting, I’m not a fan, but you gotta make them wish they never started.
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Y🎃ur Hardc🎃re Dad @dansbadsky.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The people should never fund another fucking stadium for the rest of our existence as a species on this planet
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Tavis @tavisburns.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
“Oh no, the virulent anti-semitism we’ve stoked for generations has started to stick to us! And not in the ‘good’ way!”
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
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Tavis @tavisburns.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Look, books and covers and all that, but it seems like a bad move to put a grown man named “Biff” in charge of something like that.
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Patrick Reinsborough ❌👑 @giantwhispers.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
In case you're unclear on what JD Vance is trying to do here maybe it will help to recall Italian writer Ignazio Silone's 1938 description of what fascism is: “Fascism is a counter-revolution against a revolution that never took place.”
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
i get what hes saying but theres nothing wrong with exposing epstein associates becoming “just a democrat thing”
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
bobby petrino and jordon hudson have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
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Tavis @tavisburns.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I remember when he pitched a no-hitter and Tina Cervasio said something “I know your parents were here tonight, what does that mean to you?” Followed by the longest “Uhhhhhh…” in TV history, then “I’m sure they enjoyed it back in Beaumont.” The terror on both faces during the exchange...
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Tavis @tavisburns.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
If I ever was in a position to need an agent of any sort, I want Scott Boras.
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Tavis @tavisburns.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Football broadcasts pretty much have this covered, though
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Ollie Connolly @ollieconnolly.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
The front row giving the stink eye to Blue Wig. Seems telling.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
It would be so crazy if one of the many many many people who worked on this piece and have a cut of it just uploaded it to YouTube or whatever
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 18/12/2025
“it’s reasonable to ask questions about trans girls in sports” was always intended to mainstream transphobia. It’s absurd that people fell for it. Democrats are constantly letting oppressors set the terms of debate instead of just saying “no, fuck you.”
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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Tavis @tavisburns.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
AI is a disgrace. Full stop. We need laws banning it, not just “regulating” it.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I think the Democratic establishment severely underestimates the extent to which the younger half of the electorate would cheerfully send Bill Clinton to Gitmo ourselves
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
This is the thing that really gets me. I have absolutely zero doubt whatsoever that if we elect another milquetoast centrist business as usual establishment democrat they will not revert a single one of these things.
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Physicians for a Healthy Democracy @physiciandemocracy.medsky.social · 13/03/2025
Our U.S. democracy is worth a government shutdown
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
FDR once bragged to a massive crowd at Madison Square Garden that the richest people in the nation hated him and “I welcome their hatred.” Just weeks later, he was re-elected with 61% of the vote in a 523-8 blowout in the Electoral College. Voters *like* politicians who make the right enemies.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
AOC is probably the most famous Dem in the country and has had a target on her back since Day 1 and she's out there every day bringing the fire. Fuck off if you don't actually want to defend the country and just want to suck up my tax dollars in a cushy job.
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Tavis @tavisburns.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Getting what done, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social?
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
a side note to this, the "just social media" argument should be dead and buried at this point. It's the year 2025, the internet is the primary communication network of the planet, and we are being ruled by alt-right lunatics whose entire worldview has been shaped by online right wing crap.
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