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Quizatz Haderach

@lhamilton.bsky.social
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 6h
Every US law is named THE SAVING PARKS AND APPLE PIE ACT and the actual text is just tax breaks for companies that dig for oil in Yellowstone so long as they use some the byproducts to create plastic clubs used to kill baby seals
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 15h
Delete this right now
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't believe the Astros took out their SP when he had a no-hitter going
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never Written A To-Do List Gang RISE UP!!!!
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 29/09/2026
CONSERVATIVES DONT KNOW BALL SO MUCH THEY CREATE CONSPIRACY THEORIES
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is very openly the GOP's goal to remove all gender and sexual orientation based political protections Any serious, sober look at opposition to trans people participating in sports must be viewed through this lens
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
astros winning the AL West
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Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
ALT: Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you, Justin Verlander 🧡 JV leaves the mound for the Tigers - one final time.
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Incredible
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Complete list
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
working from home
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Jeff and Woman in Black Cape
ALT: Jeff and Woman in Black Cape
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is extra great because if anyone explained it to Rangers owner Ray Davis his old homophobic head would literally explode
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Straight white Christian men couldn't even get all the nominations in 1956 because of Wouk
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The NYT is writing about my local place? Great, now it's going to be packed!
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*Guy who took over his dad's 7 used car dealerships* WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY THIS?!?!? THIS SUCKS!?!!?
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You can take the woman whose mother ordered multiple paternity tests from her pro wrestler cousin out of Florida but you can't take the Florida out of the woman whose mother ordered multiple paternity tests from her pro wrestler cousin
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, they're *SCARED* scared
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Feels important @bencollins.bsky.social
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Is Paralyzer by Finger Eleven Butt Rock" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Real life Monster Factory "No Middle Sliders" create a player
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's time to seriously consider the idea that Roger Marshall is actively trying to lose reelection
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The false consensus effect is undefeated
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BTW Siena has Talarico and Hinojosa doing a little better among white voters than Emerson but a LOT better with Latino voters and this is probably why
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Amazing
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love that she denies the existence of process addictions with the exact same tone that most addicts use to beg for heroin
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kind of amazing that Donald Trump is so unlikable he's 46 points underwater on the idea of "I'll give you 5 grand" Can't wait for every institution in the country to cave to him anyway while he rams through replacements for Thomas and Alito before the 52 newly elected Dem senators take office
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I too will not open for Ed Sheeran
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why is it always Sen Kennedy talking like this?
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is him *better*????
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This was a very familiar flavor of Cowboys loss where the offense by and large plays very well but a couple miscues, coaches not making the correct adjustments and complete inability to get off the field on defense made me feel like I was slipping into a warm bath (along with a toaster)
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Cowboys really are America's Team (derogatory)
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
dylan 
@narrenhut

Steve Harvey: the category is "what you don't want your eunuch doing."

Emperor Qin Shi Huang: After much reflection, Mr. Harvey, the fortunes point me to "scheming."

Steve Harvey: show me "scheming"!

(Buzzer dings, first tile flips over, Harvey and audience start going crazy)
9:36 PM • 7/2/24
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
David Lee Roth for the entirety of 1984
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This lady might be responsible for more bad decisions and debilitating hangovers than any bar owner in history RIP to a legend
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Also annual reminder that that commercial was directed by Zack Snyder
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lookin great, sir!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the international date line saying "and i took that personally"
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Quizatz Haderach @lhamilton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fetterman added "I will, however, change parties immediately after I get trounced in the Dem Primaries in '28 by Conor Lamb"
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Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Periodic reminder that your "concerns" about trans people are being beamed directly into your head by a small cadre of incredibly rich psychopaths.
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